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Webmaster Advertising · 05-03-2013, 05:46 PM

Going to the inlaws for dinner on Sunday so wanting to stock up Saturday for the experience, any foods you guys can suggest that will give me some really rancid smelling farts to leave at their place?

baddog · 05-03-2013, 05:47 PM

cheap beer and hard boiled eggs

pornmasta · 05-03-2013, 05:50 PM

noodles, pizzas everything with wheat

L-Pink · 05-03-2013, 05:51 PM

White Castle cheeseburgers and coffee.

Fat Panda · 05-03-2013, 05:53 PM

cum, more properly known as semen

SilentKnight · 05-03-2013, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Webmaster Advertising

Going to the inlaws for dinner on Sunday so wanting to stock up Saturday for the experience, any foods you guys can suggest that will give me some really rancid smelling farts to leave at their place?

Invite CurrentlySober to tag along.

L-Pink · 05-03-2013, 06:20 PM

Lol, lol!

ISNcash · 05-03-2013, 06:48 PM

A shitton of raw veggies. Fuckin' A.

bronco67 · 05-03-2013, 06:51 PM

Fart in a jar and seal it, then release it under the table at dinner -- like a silent, deadly nerve gas.

VIXEN ESCORTS · 05-03-2013, 07:22 PM

ATVOD flesh

bns666 · 05-03-2013, 07:26 PM

beans and eggs ftw

shake · 05-03-2013, 07:50 PM

Sugar free chocolate you can get almost anywhere with maltitol or sorbitol - you'll clear out the place. Just don't eat too much or you'll shit your pants...

waltgator · 05-03-2013, 10:42 PM

eggs! hard boiled!

Spunky · 05-03-2013, 10:48 PM

Kimchi and eggs..

CurrentlySober · 05-03-2013, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

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Could do if required

That way you also get to add body odour into the mix - I havent showered since Xmas 2012

onwebcam · 05-04-2013, 12:40 AM

Funniness aside the fact that you don't like them or what's more likely, they don't like you, speaks volumes.

Fetish Gimp · 05-04-2013, 02:07 AM

Hot dogs and sauerkraut. Guaranteed.

FlowerKid · 05-04-2013, 02:50 AM

Tons of chilly.

Harmon · 05-04-2013, 02:54 AM

broccoli, pistachio nuts, eggs, beans, beer, taco bell (anything on the menu)

Wilsy · 05-04-2013, 03:33 AM

Chicken Tikka Madras works every time

loreen · 05-04-2013, 03:42 AM

Why, why would I open such a thread?

pornmasta · 05-04-2013, 03:46 AM

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Why, why would I open such a thread?

because you want to read the answer...

Dirty F · 05-04-2013, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Kimchi and eggs..

That must be horrible.

lezinterracial · 05-04-2013, 04:11 AM

boiled cabbage.

Manfap · 05-04-2013, 06:14 AM

roast lamb and sweede

mamaliga · 05-04-2013, 07:00 AM

bean as well

tokmansta · 05-04-2013, 07:22 AM

Sand mixed with stained glass

96ukssob · 05-04-2013, 08:14 AM

Raw chicken - just eat a shit ton of it and wash it down with a 6 pack of Bud light

k0nr4d · 05-04-2013, 08:27 AM

You're not only going to need smell, but VOLUME as well. I find that popcorn for some reason gases me up like a fucking balloon.

archiveman · 05-04-2013, 09:45 AM

One tablespoon of active yeast powder - you'll blow up like a balloon for oh, about three days, the farts will be back-to-back, and the smell is fucking terrifying ... but be careful with this one, I was in SO much discomfort I nearly called an ambulance end of the second day ... (true story, took it as part of a health drink)

Peter-Porn · 05-04-2013, 09:45 AM

Redbull give you.. Lots of farts

Dvae · 05-04-2013, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by loreen

Why, why would I open such a thread?

The problem isn't that you opened it, the problem is you posted in it.

John-ACWM · 05-06-2013, 11:37 AM

lots of fart info in here!

just a punk · 05-06-2013, 11:39 AM

Don't know about bad but louder one is BEER.

Jman · 05-06-2013, 11:49 AM

A Great Canadian Sugar Shack breakfast.

Eggs, Beans, Bacon, Sausage, Pea soupe, potatoes, cretons... .Lots of maple syrup and BEERS!!!!!

Or you can go with a smokedmeat poutine

J. Falcon · 05-06-2013, 11:55 AM

PR_Glen · 05-06-2013, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Fetish Gimp

Hot dogs and sauerkraut. Guaranteed.

that's a good one... damn you costco!!!

I would also add draft beer to the list...

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