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EddyTheDog · 06-03-2013, 04:21 AM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-22752998

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3 June 2013 Last updated at 10:13 Help
The Hollywood actor Michael Douglas has claimed that the throat cancer which nearly killed him was caused by giving oral sex.

HPV, or Human papilloma virus, is known to cause cervical cancer but is now thought to be increasingly responsible for mouth and throat cancers and the incidence of them appear to be on the rise.

Dr Kat Arney, of Cancer Research UK, told the Today programme's Sarah Montague that while there "is always a risk" when people perform sexual acts with new partners, "we wouldn't want to scare people off from enjoying themselves".

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Markul · 06-03-2013, 04:22 AM

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Hmmmm. Can't even suck a cock anymore these days.

CurrentlySober · 06-03-2013, 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by DWB

Hmmmm. Can't even suck a cock anymore these days.

me neither... i can no longer a4d 2...

eipstudios · 06-03-2013, 05:03 AM

Anal and Penile cancer. WTF!!!! 8 out of 10 people have HPV. Can't eat pussy anymore!!!

AllAboutCams · 06-03-2013, 05:06 AM

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lezinterracial · 06-03-2013, 05:23 AM

Thank you Michael Douglas for giving us that mental image of you going down.

pornmasta · 06-03-2013, 05:24 AM

It's called the Paul Markham syndrome.

EddyTheDog · 06-03-2013, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

it's called the paul markham syndrome.

ouch.....

eipstudios · 06-03-2013, 05:30 AM

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EddyTheDog · 06-03-2013, 05:34 AM

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Option C >>
For a permanently attached penis no testicles keeping the vagina intact the cost is $1,000.

It gets worse and worse - Its a fucking nightmare.....

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EddyTheDog · 06-03-2013, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by eipstudios

Safe Sex??

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eipstudios · 06-03-2013, 05:41 AM

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EddyTheDog · 06-03-2013, 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by eipstudios

Sorry I feel sooo gay saying twat. Go fuck yourself you cock sucking asshole!! ahhh much better.

Ironic considering the thread subject - Can you give yourself ass cancer?

eipstudios · 06-03-2013, 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Ironic considering the thread subject - Can you give yourself ass cancer?

I just curious who gave you the right to tell anybody what to post.
Why do you find the need to read my post and make demands in a forum called Fucking Around. Who are you? Now please be Quiet.

elmy · 06-03-2013, 06:06 AM

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seeandsee · 06-03-2013, 06:09 AM

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EddyTheDog · 06-03-2013, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by eipstudios

I just curious who gave you the right to tell anybody what to post.
Why do you find the need to read my post and make demands in a forum called Fucking Around. Who are you? Now please be Quiet.

You spammed the thread - I can say anything I want - Cunt, Twat, Ass Wipe, Knob Head, Your Mum Gave Me Herpes Via Your Dad.....

You see - I can say anything and you are still spamming the thread and you are the cunt...

Comprendo?

AllAboutCams · 06-03-2013, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Your Mum Gave Me Herpes Via Your Dad.....

fitzmulti · 06-03-2013, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

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lock · 06-03-2013, 06:25 AM

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eipstudios · 06-03-2013, 06:26 AM

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EddyTheDog · 06-03-2013, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by AllAboutCams

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EddyTheDog · 06-03-2013, 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by eipstudios

Wow such a brave little boy. So you going to bring my dead mother into this? OK!

She died of herpes?

eipstudios · 06-03-2013, 06:50 AM

No she died of cancer. OK before I do something I will regret. I am going to apologize. I didn't know this was your thread. I hope to meet you one day so you can apologize about talking about my mom. I won't come to any of your threads again. Please also do the same.

EddyTheDog · 06-03-2013, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by eipstudios

No she died of cancer. OK before I do something I will regret. I am going to apologize. I didn't know this was your thread. I hope to meet you one day so you can apologize about talking about my mom. I won't come to any of your threads again. Please also do the same.

Its not 'my' thread - GFY is a pretty tight community and its not cool to randomly post your shit - I saw your site and it is pretty cool - Some nice girls - I apologize for talking about your mum...

/end

Rochard · 06-03-2013, 07:03 AM

Another reason not to eat pussy.

EddyTheDog · 06-03-2013, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Another reason not to eat pussy.

Like I needed another one...

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