This girl at Starbucks Gave Me A Black Eye Today :( - GoFuckYourself.com

TCLGirls · 06-11-2013, 05:32 PM

I was in line at Starbucks when I noticed this really hot looking chick in front of me. I knew Mutt had once met a girl in a similar situation and turned her into a solo model for a website. So I built up enough courage to try and do the same. Bad mistake on my part.

I tapped her on the shoulder and she seemed friendly enough...but after I showed her a couple samples on my tablet, she said something to the effect "Fuck you I'm a featherwood" and proceeded to punch me in the face! Her hit did not connect 100% but she did do some damage

_Richard_ · 06-11-2013, 05:35 PM

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featherwood

Female skinhead or the women that surround skinheads and share their opinions.

would have thought she'd be more open to it

TCLGirls · 06-11-2013, 05:37 PM

maybe it was the inter-racial b/g images that set her off

_Richard_ · 06-11-2013, 05:43 PM

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maybe it was the inter-racial b/g images that set her off

that would do it yes.

are you joking or is this all dead serious?

either way it's fucking hilarious

Dankasaur · 06-11-2013, 05:45 PM

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maybe it was the inter-racial b/g images that set her off

mineistaken · 06-11-2013, 05:45 PM

cool story

_Richard_ · 06-11-2013, 05:46 PM

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Dankasaur · 06-11-2013, 05:49 PM

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bluebook18 · 06-11-2013, 05:55 PM

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RyuLion · 06-11-2013, 05:58 PM

Cool story bro!!!

Dankasaur · 06-11-2013, 06:01 PM

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Cool story bro!!!

RyuLion · 06-11-2013, 07:06 PM

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pornmasta · 06-11-2013, 07:10 PM

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maybe it was the inter-racial b/g images that set her off

wtf ????

shake · 06-11-2013, 10:09 PM

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wtf ????

Google: featherwood . . . . then you'll understand

Chosen · 06-11-2013, 10:45 PM

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brassmonkey · 06-11-2013, 10:58 PM

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seeandsee · 06-12-2013, 01:06 AM

that bitch

Chosen · 06-12-2013, 01:07 AM

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privatesociety · 06-12-2013, 03:47 AM

props for building up the courage in the first place!

we placed newspaper ads though - no black eyes recieved!

yuu.design · 06-12-2013, 06:19 AM

nice try :P

BlackCrayon · 06-12-2013, 06:29 AM

you should of had her charged with assault.

michael.kickass · 06-12-2013, 06:35 AM

Keep tryin' you'll succeed eventually.

_Richard_ · 06-12-2013, 08:27 AM

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dyna mo · 06-12-2013, 08:32 AM

i've never seen a hot featherwood so this is all prolly a good thing for porn.

HomerSimpson · 06-12-2013, 09:12 AM

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fitzmulti · 06-12-2013, 09:16 AM

But...did you spill your coffee? That's the real question.
;-)

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