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iSpyCams · 06-25-2013, 08:03 AM

Got this support ticket in this morning:

Hello,

Last night or this morning, my debit card was used to purchase services via your web site: ********.com I ask that these charges be dropped, for they are fraudulent. I do not know who, what, or how the charges incurred (clearly "I obtained membership"). I have been investigating this situation for four hours now (as suggested by my bank), and can see that two phony email addresses were set up as well as charges of $50 worth of raunchy and atrocious cam sites. Once, I was able to hack the phony emails, I had all the user information for the aforementioned cam sites. Clearly, this is some sick joke targetted at me and/or my lifestyle as a Christian and it's very worrisome!

I believe your charge was only for $9.95USD, if I am remembering the email correctly. Please, drop the charges as necessary, or if possible, and then, promptly terminate this account. Good day, and thank you.

My response:

While your elaborate conspiracy allegation is hilarious and your self flattering yet incriminating claim of being able to hack emails is entertaining, the evidence shows that the signup came from the same IP address as the support ticket, meaning whoever is playing a sick joke on you is sitting behind your keyboard, and if you go look in the mirror you will probably see him.

Don't worry, Jesus will forgive you as he does all his children, porn sites would all be broke if it weren't for good Christians and their credit cards.

Thank you for your business, and thanks for the chuckle. I am disabling billing on your account so you wont be billed again.

BlackCrayon · 06-25-2013, 08:20 AM

the self hate is strong in that one.

Choopa Phil · 06-25-2013, 08:24 AM

Hahaha that is fantastic!

All1 · 06-25-2013, 08:27 AM

They are rampant with Allergies

kane · 06-25-2013, 11:30 AM

I love that it took him four hours to supposedly investigate where this charge came from and how it was made, yet he was able to simply hack into two fake email addresses. LOL

RuthB · 06-25-2013, 11:42 AM

Nice reply!

Rochard · 06-25-2013, 11:47 AM

Tell him the IP address used....

CDSmith · 06-25-2013, 11:55 AM

Your response to him was quite priceless, but especially this part...

Quote:

Originally Posted by pompousjohn

Don't worry, Jesus will forgive you as he does all his children, porn sites would all be broke if it weren't for good Christians and their credit cards.

Spunky · 06-25-2013, 12:00 PM

Jesus forgives everybody!

alex.missyouth · 06-25-2013, 12:33 PM

That response is excellent, you're my new hero.

xNetworx · 06-25-2013, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pompousjohn

Got this support ticket in this morning:

Hello,

Last night or this morning, my debit card was used to purchase services via your web site: ********.com I ask that these charges be dropped, for they are fraudulent. I do not know who, what, or how the charges incurred (clearly "I obtained membership"). I have been investigating this situation for four hours now (as suggested by my bank), and can see that two phony email addresses were set up as well as charges of $50 worth of raunchy and atrocious cam sites. Once, I was able to hack the phony emails, I had all the user information for the aforementioned cam sites. Clearly, this is some sick joke targetted at me and/or my lifestyle as a Christian and it's very worrisome!

I believe your charge was only for $9.95USD, if I am remembering the email correctly. Please, drop the charges as necessary, or if possible, and then, promptly terminate this account. Good day, and thank you.

My response:

While your elaborate conspiracy allegation is hilarious and your self flattering yet incriminating claim of being able to hack emails is entertaining, the evidence shows that the signup came from the same IP address as the support ticket, meaning whoever is playing a sick joke on you is sitting behind your keyboard, and if you go look in the mirror you will probably see him.

Don't worry, Jesus will forgive you as he does all his children, porn sites would all be broke if it weren't for good Christians and their credit cards.

Thank you for your business, and thanks for the chuckle. I am disabling billing on your account so you wont be billed again.

That was one of the best replies of all time. Simply awesome

topsiteking · 06-25-2013, 02:17 PM

One of the best.
Had to call my girlfriend in for this one.

The Heron · 06-25-2013, 02:27 PM

Should have charged him double and call it penance

Shagbunny · 06-25-2013, 02:31 PM

LOL this is classic

Zeiss · 06-25-2013, 03:02 PM

Beware! Christian hackers walk the Earth...

mikesinner · 06-25-2013, 03:41 PM

Praise Ghjeyzus

SilentKnight · 06-25-2013, 05:29 PM

Congrats - you got a sign-up from a bible-thumper with dissociative identity disorder.

Great reply you came up with.

rayadp05 · 06-25-2013, 05:52 PM

I must say that I love your email response! Fucking great.

John-ACWM · 06-26-2013, 04:55 AM

good response

Jel · 06-26-2013, 05:57 AM

lol, good work

adult-help · 06-26-2013, 06:00 AM

maybe it is the wife,not knowing husband used her card

06-25-2013, 08:03 AM	#1
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