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Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: England
Posts: 2,288
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Sex Quotes to Get You in the Mood
"Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing." - Charles Bukowski
"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don?t have a good partner, you?d better have a good hand." - Mae West "Is sex dirty? Only when it?s being done right." - Woody Allen "Software is like sex: it's better when it's free." - Linus Torvalds "There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex." - Billy Joel "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." - Billy Crystal "Sex is like money; only too much is enough." - John Updike |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 1,360
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In the mood for what?
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Happy in the dark.
Posts: 93,007
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"Sex Quotes to Get Women in the Mood" - CaptainHowdy
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working on my tan
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Florida/Kentucky
Posts: 39,152
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Eatin ain't cheaten.
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So Fucking What?
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 22,251
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“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”
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#6 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 29,035
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Sex is like pizza. Even when its bad, it's still pretty good.
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