Brits used to rule the world, now reduced to calling each other names on the internet - GoFuckYourself.com

slapass · 07-05-2013, 05:56 AM

The US used to be the number one country in so many things and now we type out snide remarks on the internet. Times change.

Mutt · 07-05-2013, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass

The US used to be the number one country in so many things and now we type out snide remarks on the internet. Times change.

The US invented the Internet, collaboration between the government, academia and private companies.

scarlettcontent · 07-05-2013, 06:00 AM

now china have taken over

rogueteens · 07-05-2013, 06:03 AM

I think you'll find that we delighted in calling each other names even when we did rule the world.

DVTimes · 07-05-2013, 06:03 AM

England is bankrupt.

Its no cash.

Also it just wastes cash.

India has only % pay tax yet they are now part of the space thing.

We pay a fortune in tax and the roads are full of wholes.

rogueteens · 07-05-2013, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

The US invented the Internet, collaboration between the government, academia and private companies.

it took a Brit to make it usable though

rogueteens · 07-05-2013, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes

England is bankrupt.

Its no cash.

Also it just wastes cash.

India has only % pay tax yet they are now part of the space thing.

And we are stupid enough to gift them millions each year just so they can ring us up when we are on the loo to try and get us to put in a PPI claim.

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Originally Posted by DVTimes

We pay a fortune in tax and the roads are full of wholes.

The whole road or just the hole in the road?

Rochard · 07-05-2013, 07:24 AM

China is our bitch. All we need to do is pass a new law saying "no imports from China" and they are finished.

slapass · 07-05-2013, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

The US invented the Internet, collaboration between the government, academia and private companies.

Yep and now use it to watch cat videos and talk about what we did once. Your point was?

slapass · 07-05-2013, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

China is our bitch. All we need to do is pass a new law saying "no imports from China" and they are finished.

Wow, you have no clue.

MaDalton · 07-05-2013, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

The US invented the Internet, collaboration between the government, academia and private companies.

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

it took a Brit to make it usable though

what he said

Mutt · 07-05-2013, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass

Yep and now use it to watch cat videos and talk about what we did once. Your point was?

somebody somewhere is working on the next big thing - until then pizza delivery by drones will have to do.

RazorSharpe · 07-05-2013, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

China is our bitch. All we need to do is pass a new law saying "no imports from China" and they are finished.

There's a chinese bloke somewhere named "Lochald" saying: "We just have to call on their debt and the US are finished" ....

Markonline · 07-05-2013, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

China is our bitch. All we need to do is pass a new law saying "no imports from China" and they are finished.

Please don't do that.

Then they will have to find more new markets, and fuck (what few) of those economies are left, which may not really be fucked up already.
Then they and other bric countries will really rule the world

Mutt · 07-05-2013, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

it took a Brit to make it usable though

yes a Brit did create the World Wide Web and the first thing he did when he built the first website is call one of his colleagues a cunt and a wanker.

rogueteens · 07-05-2013, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

yes a Brit did create the World Wide Web and the first thing he did when he built the first website is call one of his colleagues a cunt and a wanker.

LOL, he probably did! :D

Si · 07-05-2013, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

The US invented the Internet, collaboration between the government, academia and private companies.

So? Remind me what language you speak again?

JFK · 07-05-2013, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by RazorSharpe

There's a chinese bloke somewhere named "Lochald" saying: "We just have to call on their debt and the US are finished" ....

That's what I was thinkin

DWB · 07-05-2013, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

China is our bitch. All we need to do is pass a new law saying "no imports from China" and they are finished.

And then we all woke up and lived happily ever after.

_Richard_ · 07-05-2013, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

China is our bitch. All we need to do is pass a new law saying "no imports from China" and they are finished.

dyna mo · 07-05-2013, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

China is our bitch. All we need to do is pass a new law saying "no imports from China" and they are finished.

what does china have to do with this?

besides, i don't think you realize how much the eu imports from china.

Paul · 07-05-2013, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by RazorSharpe

There's a chinese bloke somewhere named "Lochald" saying: "We just have to call on their debt and the US are finished" ....

The old saying goes if you owe the bank $1000 that's your problem but if you owe the bank $10,000,000 then that's their problem.

Same shit on a different scale

China is doing everything in it's buying power to get away from holding dollars. America isn't going to be repaying their debt period! and the rest of the world knows it!

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Originally Posted by DWB

And then we all woke up and lived happily ever after.

Klen · 07-05-2013, 02:45 PM

Even if China is Usa bitch,Usa is Israel Bitch.

Bman · 07-05-2013, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

China is our bitch. All we need to do is pass a new law saying "no imports from China" and they are finished.

What rock you living under lol...they dont need the US anymore

Bman · 07-05-2013, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

all the british countries are starting to look like the territories they invaded.

halfpint · 07-05-2013, 03:15 PM

Hahaha we are always calling each other names... I even call my wife names

georgeyw · 07-05-2013, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

China is our bitch. All we need to do is pass a new law saying "no imports from China" and they are finished.

I always cringe a little when you post, mainly because I think you are serious

_Richard_ · 07-05-2013, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Bman

all the british countries are starting to look like the territories they invaded.

the US replaced the UK armies

all the policies are the same.

mikesinner · 07-05-2013, 06:54 PM

use to not used to.

oppoten · 07-05-2013, 07:05 PM

We can call Americans names if you'd prefer.

Bman · 07-05-2013, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

the US replaced the UK armies

all the policies are the same.

Last time I checked....US didnt look like Vietnam or Iraq ;)

Mutt · 07-05-2013, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesinner

use to not used to.

sorry - you're wrong

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...2201515AADK6ci

mikesinner · 07-05-2013, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

sorry - you're wrong

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...2201515AADK6ci

I hate use and used.

Si · 07-05-2013, 07:50 PM

We're the best at insulting people, global war champions, inventors of the best sports, birth place of the brightest enginers and inventors, the country that gives you your time zones, the country that spawned the fastest growing and number 1 spoken language on the planet, the country that run the greatest empire known to man.

Yet,

We used to have an Empire, run by an Emporer,
Then we had a kingdom, run by a king,
Now we have a country, run by a cunt.

oppoten · 07-05-2013, 08:14 PM

The trouble with America, is that it's too easy for non-Americans to rule.

First Brits, now Jews. Seriously, you guys should declare independence or something.

GAH · 07-06-2013, 12:59 AM

It's all about history, the legacy you leave behind, how you are remembered, the impression you give to others. I think this sums up how the rest of the world views America's achievements for the past 50 years:

A US man has devoured 69 hot dogs, beating his own world record at an annual 4 July competition at Coney Island in New York.

Joey "Jaws" Chestnut ate the sausages with buns in 10 minutes, breaking his old record of 68 and winning the world title for the seventh year in a row.

In the women's contest, Sonya Thomas kept her title with nearly 37 sausages.

"I feel a little full," Mr Chestnut, 29, who weighs in at 210lb (95kg), joked after his victory. "I'm happy as heck. Things couldn't have gone much better."

The competition contest was broadcast live on sports channel ESPN, and featured much of the fanfare usually reserved for professional sporting events.

nico-t · 07-06-2013, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass

Wow, you have no clue.

Yep. Guy is completely oblivious. Perfectly brainwashed.

dyna mo · 07-06-2013, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by oppoten

The trouble with America, is that it's too easy for non-Americans to rule.

you keep your eye on america, ok?

pinkz · 07-06-2013, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

fucking ginger tosser!

rogueteens · 07-06-2013, 07:14 AM

Waltham Forest is the shithole you'd expect it to be too.

pinkz · 07-06-2013, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

Waltham Forest is the shithole you'd expect it to be too.

I would like to see them try that old chesnut in Southall, Hounslow or Slough!

EddyTheDog · 07-06-2013, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by pinkz

I would like to see them try that old chesnut in Southall, Hounslow or Slough!

Even the Muslims can't be bothered with Slough - It's one of those places that sounds like it is, 'Slough' - It's like 'Grimsby' or 'Greymouth' - Why fuck around, just call the place 'Shit Hole'...

pinkz · 07-06-2013, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Even the Muslims can't be bothered with Slough - It's one of those places that sounds like it is, 'Slough' - It's like 'Grimsby' or 'Greymouth' - Why fuck around, just call the place 'Shit Hole'...

you have obviously been there then

EddyTheDog · 07-06-2013, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by pinkz

you have obviously been there then

I had the misfortune of working there for a while - It was a THF hotel - It really is a dump - I just thought, I hope you don't live there and love the place or something like that...

Mutt · 07-06-2013, 08:13 AM

tosser

forgot that one, i am compiling a list of insulting terms Brits call each other:

WANKER

TOSSER

PLONKER

CUNT

MUPPET

dyna mo · 07-06-2013, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

tosser

forgot that one, i am compiling a list of insulting terms Brits call each other:

WANKER

TOSSER

PLONKER

CUNT

MUPPET

poofter is a good 1 too!

EddyTheDog · 07-06-2013, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

tosser

forgot that one, i am compiling a list of insulting terms Brits call each other:

WANKER

TOSSER

PLONKER

CUNT

MUPPET

Twat

Mug

knob/dick/cock head

DamianJ

Nonse

Knob

The list is endless....

Mutt · 07-06-2013, 08:23 AM

Yob?

.......

pinkz · 07-06-2013, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I had the misfortune of working there for a while - It was a THF hotel - It really is a dump - I just thought, I hope you don't live there and love the place or something like that...

Nah I'm a roamer home is where i lay my hat so to speak.

you all forgot to mention "cunt" i love calling my fellow brits cunts!
d'oh just noticed eddy mentioned it (cunt that is)

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oppoten NAME THE JEW Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 4,793	The trouble with America, is that it's too easy for non-Americans to rule. First Brits, now Jews. Seriously, you guys should declare independence or something.

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GAH Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 88	It's all about history, the legacy you leave behind, how you are remembered, the impression you give to others. I think this sums up how the rest of the world views America's achievements for the past 50 years: A US man has devoured 69 hot dogs, beating his own world record at an annual 4 July competition at Coney Island in New York. Joey "Jaws" Chestnut ate the sausages with buns in 10 minutes, breaking his old record of 68 and winning the world title for the seventh year in a row. In the women's contest, Sonya Thomas kept her title with nearly 37 sausages. "I feel a little full," Mr Chestnut, 29, who weighs in at 210lb (95kg), joked after his victory. "I'm happy as heck. Things couldn't have gone much better." The competition contest was broadcast live on sports channel ESPN, and featured much of the fanfare usually reserved for professional sporting events.

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