![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
||||
Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
![]() ![]() |
|
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
Thread Tools |
![]() |
#1 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 1,360
|
![]() Right now we have a couple of IP cameras setup outside (2 on front of house and 1 in back yard) and a decent alarm system on the doors, windows and other potential entry/exit points of the house.
We can control everything through our smart phones including the cameras and can even automagically record the camera feed when there is movement in a certain zone. Do you folks have any special / fancy home security systems in place? |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#2 |
Videochat Solutions
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 48,549
|
Um, If I were you I wouldn't everyone on a public forum the type of security you have and how it is controlled.
Yikes.
__________________
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#3 |
So Fucking What
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Nasty Nati
Posts: 1,053
|
Last year a crack head told me she had a snake in her house and she would throw it on a mother fucker if they ran up in there.
![]()
__________________
Its raining white women, my prayers have been answered! Well she better move cause I been praying for a Cadillac |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#4 |
working on my tan
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Florida/Kentucky
Posts: 39,152
|
I used to have a great watchdog but a few years ago she said fuck it I'm old and decided to retire. Lol I think it's selective hearing because she can hear the refrigerator open from across the house. But I don't think she cares if my shit gets stolen anymore.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#5 |
Confirmed Chicago Pimp
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Chicago
Posts: 7,100
|
Live in Chicago who needs security
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6 |
Femcams.com
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: bjcam.com
Posts: 12,220
|
Fuck security get contents insurance what you going to get back from a video tape?
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#7 | |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 1,360
|
Quote:
1) My username 2) My password 3) The phone number on the account 4) The email on the account 5) Where we record and save the video at 6) How to gain access to my security control panel (with another username and password) Shit, half the time I cant even remember the login when I'm out. Idiot. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#8 | |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 1,360
|
Quote:
![]() For the record, the security system is above and beyond the insurance, think if it as an additional layer of protection thanks to all the signage our house plastered on the windows and in the front yard ![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9 |
Confirmed Chicago Pimp
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Chicago
Posts: 7,100
|
You have to go through 2 doors to get to my back door so 3 doors to get through and my front door faces a 24 hour restaurant, so unlikely someone would kick the door in and carry my shit off in front of the business. If it were to happen when I was here they will be dead and if it happens when I'm not everything is photographed with receipts and fully insured.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#10 | |
Confirmed Chicago Pimp
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Chicago
Posts: 7,100
|
Quote:
![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#11 | |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 1,360
|
Quote:
I hated having to inventory all the shit we have here, serial numbers, purchase prices, receipts, images... Took us close to a week to have every electronic device or item of value catalogued, was definitely time well spent though. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#12 |
Leaner, Meaner, Faster
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Vegas
Posts: 20,958
|
ADT, German Shepard, Me, Shotgun...and just in case...a chihuahua
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#13 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Where The Teens Are
Posts: 5,702
|
Besides renters insurance and video camera setups, I recommend a heavy-ass safe. It's the only sure way to actually keep your valuables in your possession.
__________________
Jim Gunn Filming Cinematic Porn Skype JimGunnProductions |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#14 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 1,360
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#15 |
Confirmed Chicago Pimp
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Chicago
Posts: 7,100
|
the deadliest of the list, pound for pound anyway
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#16 | ||
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 1,360
|
Quote:
Quote:
No matter how heavy a safe is, a decent crowbar and a big enough dude with a dolly will be able to move it if it isn't secured, once its out of your possession they have all the time in the world to figure out how to get the contents of it out. We do have one of those fire-proof safes though with copies of important docs in it, home title, car insurance, birth certificates, SSI cards, passports, etc... The originals are all kept at our local banks safety deposit facility. |
||
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#17 | |
Confirmed Chicago Pimp
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Chicago
Posts: 7,100
|
Quote:
![]() I just moved and still not 100% settled in yet, I got rid of a ton of shit before the move so now buying 70-80% new shit so receipts are all fresh so my inventory is a tad easier this round. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#18 | |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 1,360
|
Quote:
![]() We're in the process of getting a foreclosure property right now and we're most likely going to end up fully kitting it out as our primary home (and renting where we're at presently) so this next time around I'm hoping its going to be an easier task too ![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#19 | |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Poland
Posts: 9,228
|
Quote:
__________________
Mechanical Bunny Media Mechbunny Tube Script | Mechbunny Webcam Aggregator Script | Custom Web Development |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#20 | |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 1,360
|
Quote:
Right now we're still undecided but we both agree the benefits when it comes to security of fenced in yards and front gates are definitely worth the extra $ spent, the problem we're having is actually deciding on the type of fencing/gate to go with, she wants metal/wrought iron and I want traditional picket fencing. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#21 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Montreal
Posts: 3,018
|
![]() "Amon" and "Danger" ... Average response time: 5 seconds |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#22 |
Buk Lau
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Rangahan Titomangoyamteerumgae
Posts: 2,651
|
45 S&W....also known as 45 Scofield
__________________
Wanna Make Huge Profits? Listen to me carefully: I will not tell you how to make money in this business and I won't give you a Fucking Link to a sponsor so I can make 5% of nothing....get yourself a Fucking Plan, stick to it, don't be a Lazy Bitch, and you will make money! ![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#23 |
"LIKE I GIVE A SHIT"
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Dark side of the moon
Posts: 1,523
|
We have 2 Chihuahuas and you don't want to fuck with them!
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#24 |
So fuckin' bored
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 32,381
|
__________________
Obey the Cowgod |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#25 | |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Poland
Posts: 9,228
|
Quote:
![]() This is what ours looks like. I've replaced those stupid bushes the previous owners of the house planted with thuja's so the fense is covered from the inside and doesn't look as bad as it does here.
__________________
Mechanical Bunny Media Mechbunny Tube Script | Mechbunny Webcam Aggregator Script | Custom Web Development |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#26 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: FL - TN/NC
Posts: 5,211
|
In FL security cameras/DVRs and alarm system have both cellular back up and and solar charging system for extended power outages. every exterior entrance and window is wired although they are hurricane proof so you can't break in easily, interior doors, drawers, floors and electronics have sensor traps.
Extra hurricane shutters with locks on the inside if the SHTFs. Simple alarms in TN and NY. I used to be in the alarm biz and I had tons of spare parts. Since I did all the labor it was a fun project. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#27 |
Is on the 1
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Philly Burbs
Posts: 4,996
|
I live on 20 acres of my farm then about 250 acres on the farm that backs up to mine.
Buy the time you walked up the roads to my house, You'd be in need of a glass of water and to sit down for a bit to rest.... |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#28 |
Datetronix.com
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Chill-A-Wack BC
Posts: 6,524
|
![]()
__________________
ICQ: 2588560 Skype: Pornocop |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#29 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: NJ
Posts: 1,629
|
depending on what part of Chicago you live in, you should absolutely have a security system!
__________________
AIM - thePardovich Email - [email protected] A World Wide Leader In Hosting! * CHOOPA.COM * ![]() Order Now! |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#30 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 5,795
|
I kinda like being robbed, at least when they take my computers and stereo equipment. Provides a nice free upgrade of all my equipment just about the time they are starting to get out of date.
![]() Only trouble is the insurance company didn't like it (first was robbed, then after that stuff was replaced I had a major lightning strike that destroyed almost everything that was plugged into the wall), so now they have raised my house deductible to $5000.
__________________
Get Paid Per Email Like The WEGCASH Days!!!! |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#31 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 2,617
|
I live in a village of 30 people ontop of a mountain, there are 7 mastiffs in the village who will go mental if anyone they do not know turns up.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#32 | |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 1,360
|
Quote:
That's honestly my primary concern with going the metal route, don't want our home to look like Fort Knox ![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#33 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Homeless
Posts: 62,912
|
I have a couple of these.
![]() also an alarm and wait for it. A Mother in law that I leave home most of the time. !
__________________
PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com | Angeles Cid | Mariana Cordoba | MAILERS WELCOME! |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#34 | |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Poland
Posts: 9,228
|
Quote:
I honestly like the fort knox look. I'd love to have a 2 meter concrete fense around my property. Would feel very "private". The next house we build we're gonna do that.
__________________
Mechanical Bunny Media Mechbunny Tube Script | Mechbunny Webcam Aggregator Script | Custom Web Development |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#35 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Poland
Posts: 9,228
|
and before you ask about the drunk, i don't have a recording and he yells at it in polish anyways...mostly "you think you're so fucking smart?" "i'll fucking show you" and stuff like that
__________________
Mechanical Bunny Media Mechbunny Tube Script | Mechbunny Webcam Aggregator Script | Custom Web Development |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#36 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Homeless
Posts: 62,912
|
Where what state is this?
__________________
PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com | Angeles Cid | Mariana Cordoba | MAILERS WELCOME! |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#37 | |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Where ever Delta flies
Posts: 3,134
|
Quote:
Motion sensors (with timers) on bright lights around the property. Infrared beans set inside the property line but well beyond the entrance points and the house itself can trigger lights and alarms. Alarm siren that is can offer both the noise and a prerecorded message. Solar/battery backup on everything that is powered by electricity.
__________________
"The time men spend in trying to impress others they could spend in doing the things by which others would be impressed." |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#38 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Visiting a city near you soon !
Posts: 6,853
|
Im working on building a version of this beast which will be remotely controlled from my iPhone. One to patrol the land and one for the house..
![]()
__________________
icq. 176240424 44.years as a pornographer !!!!!!!!!!! |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#39 |
Biker Gnome
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: cell#324
Posts: 23,201
|
I have a silhouette target on the front window with a bunch of bullet holes in it
At the bottom it reads, "Burglars wanted, inquire within"
__________________
Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#40 |
Jägermeister Test Pilot
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: NORCAL
Posts: 72,874
|
I take home security very seriously; My worst fear is someone snatching my kid. Just yesterday at a campground on the outside of town someone tried to grab an 11 year old girl - every parent's worse nightmare.
A few months I decided to upgrade my security system myself. As you would expect, I fucked everything up and had to call in the alarm company. They fixed my improvements and added in some new tricks. I also installed motion sensor lights front and back, and of course I have a dog who never ever barks unless there is something odd going on outside. My dog is great - I can walk past her in the hall at 3am and she won't wake up, but if we have a guest in the house she'll go crazy.
__________________
“The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL | THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#41 |
Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: San Francisco Bay Area
Posts: 38,323
|
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ADG |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#42 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posts: 67,795
|
I keep a baseball bat by my bedside.
That's it... |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#43 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 492
|
The easiest way to deploy a security camera system is with https://www.dropcam.com/
Multiple camera support App for phone or ipad Cloud based DVR mean offsite storage. If internet is down it stores on the camera then transmits to online DVR when web is back up. I love it. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#44 | |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 1,360
|
Quote:
To me, wrought iron and metal fencing/gates etc. unless living in a huge McMansion just don't make any sense and I much rather prefer the more traditional, minimal styles aesthetically at least. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#45 | |
Confirmed Chicago Pimp
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Chicago
Posts: 7,100
|
Quote:
![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#46 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: a frozen wasteland
Posts: 190
|
Hungry lion and a floor drain.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#47 |
Monger Cash
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 2,773
|
4 dogs and a cat...
The cat keeps the mice away, the dogs keep the rats away... |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#48 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 5,169
|
cameras. Still didn't found time to connect it on mobile phone and you reminded me to do that today. But, I need them because I have tons of cats coming and pissing on my car so when I see them jumping on it, I run like mad from house to scare them. I've managed to catch one and drove it far away, but it seems that they are replicating and I am loosing battle in this moment.There are some new cats so stupid that they don't understand I am hostile, and they remain sitting on car until last moment when I approach.Very fucked up situation.
__________________
Femdom Destiny -------------------------------------------- ICQ: 463-630-426 email: webmaster(at)femdomdestiny.com |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#49 |
Is on the 1
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Philly Burbs
Posts: 4,996
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#50 |
Arthur Flegenheimer
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: New York City
Posts: 11,056
|
got a guard dog
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |