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OzKaNoz · 02-27-2003, 09:15 PM

After a blind date, a man proposes marriage to the woman he has just met. Surprised, the woman says, ?But we don?t know anything about each other.?
?It?s all right,? the man assures her. ?We?ll learn as we go along.?
So the woman consents, the two are married and they go on a honeymoon to a fancy resort. One morning, the two are lying by the pool when the husband gets up, climbs up the 10-meter board and does a two-and-a-half-tuck gainer, entering the water with barely a ripple. This dive is followed by three rotations in the jackknife position before he again straightens out and cuts into the water like a knife. When the man comes back to his wife, she cries in excitement, ?That was incredible!?
?I used to be an Olympic diving champion,? the husband says. ?You see, I told you we?d learn about each other as we went along.?
With that, the wife dives into the pool and starts doing laps. She moves so fast that it seems as if she?s a hydroplane, barely touching the water. After about 30 laps, completed in mere minutes, the wife climbs out and lies down on her towel, not even breathing hard.
?That?s amazing!? the husband cries. ?Were you an Olympic swimmer??

?No,? she says. ?I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal.?

Oz

Dawgy · 02-27-2003, 09:19 PM

lagwagon · 02-27-2003, 10:32 PM

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Originally posted by Dawgy

god damn that is funny. i have never seen that.. haha

Rochard · 02-28-2003, 12:45 AM

Both the joke and the gif are great. Just what I needed before I turn in. Thanks!

hershie · 02-28-2003, 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by Dawgy

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OzKaNoz · 02-28-2003, 02:41 AM

lol @ Dawgy
I've seen it before somewhere but it still funny
Oz

strobi · 02-28-2003, 05:29 AM

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Originally posted by Dawgy

Funny as hell!

Miss Novette · 02-28-2003, 01:07 PM

Loved it!

Tala · 02-28-2003, 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by Dawgy

Fletch XXX · 02-28-2003, 01:13 PM

02-27-2003, 09:15 PM	#1
OzKaNoz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Deep With In Your Mind Posts: 1,834	Joke After a blind date, a man proposes marriage to the woman he has just met. Surprised, the woman says, ?But we don?t know anything about each other.? ?It?s all right,? the man assures her. ?We?ll learn as we go along.? So the woman consents, the two are married and they go on a honeymoon to a fancy resort. One morning, the two are lying by the pool when the husband gets up, climbs up the 10-meter board and does a two-and-a-half-tuck gainer, entering the water with barely a ripple. This dive is followed by three rotations in the jackknife position before he again straightens out and cuts into the water like a knife. When the man comes back to his wife, she cries in excitement, ?That was incredible!? ?I used to be an Olympic diving champion,? the husband says. ?You see, I told you we?d learn about each other as we went along.? With that, the wife dives into the pool and starts doing laps. She moves so fast that it seems as if she?s a hydroplane, barely touching the water. After about 30 laps, completed in mere minutes, the wife climbs out and lies down on her towel, not even breathing hard. ?That?s amazing!? the husband cries. ?Were you an Olympic swimmer?? ?No,? she says. ?I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal.? Oz __________________ Techie Media Web Hosting

02-27-2003, 09:19 PM	#2
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02-28-2003, 12:45 AM	#4
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,140	Both the joke and the gif are great. Just what I needed before I turn in. Thanks! __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

02-28-2003, 02:41 AM	#6
OzKaNoz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Deep With In Your Mind Posts: 1,834	lol @ Dawgy I've seen it before somewhere but it still funny Oz __________________ Techie Media Web Hosting

02-28-2003, 01:07 PM	#8
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02-28-2003, 01:13 PM	#10
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