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AmeliaG · 08-23-2013, 12:35 PM

What do you all think is the best full nude strip club in Southern California -- Los Angles, Orange County, the Valley -- to go have fun with a group of people?

rhon23 · 08-23-2013, 01:00 PM

Nothing beats Jumbos Clown Room but they are not full nude. 7th veil in hollywood

Robbie · 08-23-2013, 01:06 PM

None of them have alcohol.

Grapesoda · 08-23-2013, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

None of them have alcohol.

down by LAX I think, nude w/hootch

AmeliaG · 08-23-2013, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

None of them have alcohol.

Don't get me started on how stupid that law is. Probably leads to more drunk driving in California, given how many people hit a bar first.

In LA's defense, back when the adult show was a back room at the Sands during CES, ForrestBlack and a bunch of people went out to a Vegas club and reported back that it was like the strippers had never seen a bunch of guys in big boots and eyeliner tipping before.

In this instance, two of the people don't drink, so seemed like a good activity option.

AmeliaG · 08-23-2013, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by rhon23

Nothing beats Jumbos Clown Room but they are not full nude. 7th veil in hollywood

I've gone to see friends' bands play at Jumbo's and it was one of the first places I went, when I first got out to LA because of the Courtney Love connection. They have freaking pasties on. Gotta have standards and that doesn't meet 'em.

All the times I ate at Bossa Nova and all the times I ate there because I was meeting someone after they competed in one of the amateur nights there, I never realized 7th Veil was full nude.

Captain Kawaii · 08-23-2013, 01:18 PM

Leroy from DTI knows for sure.

I think its called the Hofbrau House near down town.

rhon23 · 08-23-2013, 01:38 PM

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I've gone to see friends' bands play at Jumbo's and it was one of the first places I went, when I first got out to LA because of the Courtney Love connection. They have freaking pasties on. Gotta have standards and that doesn't meet 'em.

All the times I ate at Bossa Nova and all the times I ate there because I was meeting someone after they competed in one of the amateur nights there, I never realized 7th Veil was full nude.

hard to imagine Courtney Love stripping at Jumbos but it's true. I always did Jumbos or Cheetas cause they were so trashy and I like trashy clubs

Robbie · 08-23-2013, 01:42 PM

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down by LAX I think, nude w/hootch

You sure about that?

The only full nude/full liquor bar in pretty much the entire western United States is The Palomino here in Vegas I believe. And that's because they are grandfathered in (been here since 1969)

You know how it is...we can't have full grown adult men watching naked full grown adult women and being able to enjoy a cocktail.

Remember: BIG Govt. knows best.

Vendzilla · 08-23-2013, 01:45 PM

There are a few clubs in the Valley, but most suck balls, there was one in Burbank that was a nice building, huge. But it was Sunday and dead when we went.
I haven't gone to one in a while, I do have a open invitation to a private one I should check out one of these days. If you don't know one of the club members, you're not getting in! Lot's of motorcycle parking!!!

baddog · 08-23-2013, 01:48 PM

They only offer topless if alcohol is served.

Robbie · 08-23-2013, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

There are a few clubs in the Valley, but most suck balls, there was one in Burbank that was a nice building, huge. But it was Sunday and dead when we went.
I haven't gone to one in a while, I do have a open invitation to a private one I should check out one of these days. If you don't know one of the club members, you're not getting in! Lot's of motorcycle parking!!!

Name some of the clubs man.

Last time I was in LA, Claudia Marie and I took a cab and we couldn't even find a topless club (much less nude) with alcohol.

Cab driver told us that there was one somewhere...but it was a long drive off (I think in another country or something) that had topless and alcohol. But the cab fare would have been ridiculous to get there.

I was kinda shocked...not being from California I had always assumed that it was far more liberal than the rest of the country. But not being able to go to a titty bar and have a drink was a joke to me.

If you know some titty bars in LA with alcohol (just topless even)....let me know so next time I'm there I can have somewhere to party.

xNetworx · 08-23-2013, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

None of them have alcohol.

Are you a rookie or something? Thought you would be a strip club expert.

Vendzilla · 08-23-2013, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Name some of the clubs man.

Last time I was in LA, Claudia Marie and I took a cab and we couldn't even find a topless club (much less nude) with alcohol.

Cab driver told us that there was one somewhere...but it was a long drive off (I think in another country or something) that had topless and alcohol. But the cab fare would have been ridiculous to get there.

I was kinda shocked...not being from California I had always assumed that it was far more liberal than the rest of the country. But not being able to go to a titty bar and have a drink was a joke to me.

If you know some titty bars in LA with alcohol (just topless even)....let me know so next time I'm there I can have somewhere to party.

If you come here on a Friday, I got a private place I can take you and Claudia-Marie.
That said, most of the titty bars are right next to a full bar, you have a drink, then go watch a show, then another drink, some titty bars own the full bar next door.
I'l talk to a buddy of mine that's a DJ for several titty bars and he'll know which are the best and get back to you.

Vendzilla · 08-23-2013, 02:46 PM

Ok, I just got the 411 for strip bars from my buddy Billy Batz
He's going to be the DJ at the Seventh Veil tonight, it's full nude, no alcohol

What most do is go to a Bikini bar, where yes, they dance in Bikini's, but it's a full bar there, it's called Crazy Girls and it's on Sunset and La Brea.

He said he would give me passes if I stopped by!

Then when you got a good buzz going, go to the seventh veil

rhon23 · 08-23-2013, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

Ok, I just got the 411 for strip bars from my buddy Billy Batz
He's going to be the DJ at the Seventh Veil tonight, it's full nude, no alcohol

What most do is go to a Bikini bar, where yes, they dance in Bikini's, but it's a full bar there, it's called Crazy Girls and it's on Sunset and La Brea.

He said he would give me passes if I stopped by!

Then when you got a good buzz going, go to the seventh veil

ah crazy girls. Love that place too.

AmeliaG · 08-23-2013, 02:58 PM

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ah crazy girls. Love that place too.

I vaguely thought I heard that closed down. Haven't been there in years, but it was topless when I went. When did that change?

Vendzilla · 08-23-2013, 04:05 PM

I don't know when it changed. but the info I got was from the dj of the seventh veil and I got that today

RevSand · 08-23-2013, 05:59 PM

You can have beer and wine in some TOPLESS bars (permits vary by area).. You cannot have any booze and full nude at all in so cal. Also most the beer/wine topless bars also have a 6 foot rule. Some nude clubs will do special "invite only private parties" and offer an open bar with a cover since its a "private party". Total BS but can skirt the rule like once a month usually.

slavdogg · 08-23-2013, 08:15 PM

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baddog · 08-23-2013, 10:43 PM

I am wondering what makes it the best. Hottest or freakiest?

RevSand · 08-23-2013, 11:38 PM

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I am wondering what makes it the best. Hottest or freakiest?

VERY good question. There is a big difference the strip club world.

AmeliaG · 08-24-2013, 03:38 PM

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I am wondering what makes it the best. Hottest or freakiest?

Looking for something good for a group, upscale vibe probably ideal for this particular group.

Some clubs are more geared towards going by yourself and some more with friends. I haven't put a lot of thought into the key differences, as I've never run a strip club, but that's accurate, isn't it?

I'm not model-scouting on this expedition, so I don't need gothic dancers or anything like that.

Just good-looking girls who dance well and no chewing gum or cum stains on the seats.

A place where I wouldn't be the first women to ever enter the establishment as a consumer.

Robbie · 08-24-2013, 05:25 PM

Yeah, Amelia...like I said earlier, if you want a nude club that has a full liquor bar you're just gonna have to come to Vegas (and there's only one of 'em here).

Other than that you damn near have to leave the U.S.
We are too "free" here to be able to drink a cocktail and watch a nude dancer these days.

AmeliaG · 08-25-2013, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Yeah, Amelia...like I said earlier, if you want a nude club that has a full liquor bar you're just gonna have to come to Vegas (and there's only one of 'em here).

Other than that you damn near have to leave the U.S.
We are too "free" here to be able to drink a cocktail and watch a nude dancer these days.

Is that everywhere now? That seems so silly. As I recall, when I lived in Atlanta, they had some strip clubs which were totally coed and had full bars, but I might just not have happened to order a drink. Maybe they were beer only or something.

Grapesoda · 08-25-2013, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

You sure about that?

The only full nude/full liquor bar in pretty much the entire western United States is The Palomino here in Vegas I believe. And that's because they are grandfathered in (been here since 1969)

You know how it is...we can't have full grown adult men watching naked full grown adult women and being able to enjoy a cocktail.

Remember: BIG Govt. knows best.

that's what the girls tell me ... never been myself, wtf do I need to go to a nude bar for?

baddog · 08-25-2013, 06:20 PM

Martina and Warren had a b'day party for me a few years ago at Club Xposed. As I recall they had a full bar downstairs or next door, pretty hot chicks

GAMEFINEST · 08-25-2013, 08:13 PM

Leroy knows a few good ones..

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Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,201	There are a few clubs in the Valley, but most suck balls, there was one in Burbank that was a nice building, huge. But it was Sunday and dead when we went. I haven't gone to one in a while, I do have a open invitation to a private one I should check out one of these days. If you don't know one of the club members, you're not getting in! Lot's of motorcycle parking!!! __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

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Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,201	Ok, I just got the 411 for strip bars from my buddy Billy Batz He's going to be the DJ at the Seventh Veil tonight, it's full nude, no alcohol What most do is go to a Bikini bar, where yes, they dance in Bikini's, but it's a full bar there, it's called Crazy Girls and it's on Sunset and La Brea. He said he would give me passes if I stopped by! Then when you got a good buzz going, go to the seventh veil __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

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Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,201	I don't know when it changed. but the info I got was from the dj of the seventh veil and I got that today __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

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rhon23 Rebel Girl Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Island Of Misfit Toys Posts: 3,262	Nothing beats Jumbos Clown Room but they are not full nude. 7th veil in hollywood

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Captain Kawaii So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,748	Leroy from DTI knows for sure. I think its called the Hofbrau House near down town.

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,090	They only offer topless if alcohol is served.

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RevSand Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Porn Valley Posts: 8,151	You can have beer and wine in some TOPLESS bars (permits vary by area).. You cannot have any booze and full nude at all in so cal. Also most the beer/wine topless bars also have a 6 foot rule. Some nude clubs will do special "invite only private parties" and offer an open bar with a cover since its a "private party". Total BS but can skirt the rule like once a month usually. __________________ BadBitchesGoodWeed Hire me for all your video shooting needs!! Skype = RevSandx

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,090	I am wondering what makes it the best. Hottest or freakiest?

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Robbie Leaner, Meaner, Faster Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 20,958	Yeah, Amelia...like I said earlier, if you want a nude club that has a full liquor bar you're just gonna have to come to Vegas (and there's only one of 'em here). Other than that you damn near have to leave the U.S. We are too "free" here to be able to drink a cocktail and watch a nude dancer these days. __________________ -Robbie ClaudiaMarie.Com

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,090	Martina and Warren had a b'day party for me a few years ago at Club Xposed. As I recall they had a full bar downstairs or next door, pretty hot chicks

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