Serious question to GFY pimps. How does people get on EBT assistance and where to apply? - GoFuckYourself.com

Just Alex · 10-22-2013, 03:33 PM

So I had to stop by 7-11 in "underprivileged" part of town and 3 guys in their mid 20s all bought chips and beer. Turns out all had EBT cards and paid for food with it and cash for booze. Then drove off in fairly good looking used Mercedes. Any idea what kind of process and verification one go thru to get free money and have MB registered on their name? Isn't it kind of like bankruptcy where you cant own certain things and be on welfare? This is serious question guys. I want to get on this free train!

_Richard_ · 10-22-2013, 03:42 PM

just wait till you get to the white collar neighbourhood.

its all private jets and sexy parties

all paid for by tax payer subsidies.

all good tho, the sheep are mad about 3% of people using social services..

brassmonkey · 10-22-2013, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

just wait till you get to the white collar neighbourhood.

its all private jets and sexy parties

all paid for by tax payer subsidies.

all good tho, the sheep are mad about 3% of people using social services..

you are smart

white collars take millions op is slow

Tom_PM · 10-22-2013, 03:47 PM

Nope, it's not like bankruptcy. They no longer require you to be utterly destitute and homeless with no vehicle. This is, of course, because you need a way to get to work. You see, many people on assistance work already, but the wages have been kept so low in this country and the taxes and deductions still always go up so that you can work a job and still come in lower than the requirement to get on EBT.

In NY state the threshold for a single person is $1200.00 a month income. If you come in near or below that, you will get up to $200 a month for anything considered food. This does not mean that you can't also buy beer or tobacco or even more food with your cash. Some people (like me) feel that there should be SPECIFIC foods that you're allowed to buy instead of a few restrictions like it is now, but that's how it currently is.

You can apply online and they will call you on the telephone to verify a few things, and then they'll ask you for a copy of your current lease or mortgage, and a month or two of pay stubs. As for telephone, cable, utilities.. they verify that all online because you provide those details on their form. You never need to see a human. Varies by state.

So, you can have a pretty nice used Mercedes, buy beer, and buy food on a completely legitimately acquired EBT card. Most people would fit in there actually so what you saw is absolutely normal everyday usage.

Just Alex · 10-22-2013, 03:48 PM

Richard, I don't live in Canada so your personal experience is no use for me.
USofA only.

mineistaken · 10-22-2013, 03:49 PM

Maybe they borrowed MB from someone. Or "borrowed" it.

On a serious note, when you get cash unofficially you try to register your cars on a relative or friend.

brassmonkey · 10-22-2013, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

I don't live in Canada so your personal experience is no use for us.
USofA only.

and he knows more!!!

burn!

Just Alex · 10-22-2013, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

you are smart

white collars take millions op is slow

They also work, so fuck off. Go repost some more gay news.
This is serious conversation for real pimps.

Just Alex · 10-22-2013, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

and he knows more!!!

burn!

How do I spell "fuck off" in ebonics?

_Richard_ · 10-22-2013, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

Richard, I don't live in Canada so your personal experience is no use for me.
USofA only.

that would be what i am talking about. i suppose you don't hang in the white collar areas?

Just Alex · 10-22-2013, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom_PM

.. they'll ask you for a copy of your current lease or mortgage, and a month or two of pay stubs. As for telephone, cable, utilities.. they verify that all online because you provide those details on their form. You never need to see a human. Varies by state.

This presents a little problem.

Hiding property which you own is not going to help?

Just Alex · 10-22-2013, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

that would be what i am talking about. i suppose you don't hang in the white collar areas?

No, Im black.

brassmonkey · 10-22-2013, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

How do I spell "fuck off" in ebonics?

just alex

brassmonkey · 10-22-2013, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

No, Im black.

really?

Tom_PM · 10-22-2013, 03:56 PM

Oh, were you asking if people who are on welfare are Angels who don't lie compared to everyone else? No. If you're implying that everyone on welfare is a criminal, you're an idiot. This was easier than I thought. Just a troll thread. Moving on.

arock10 · 10-22-2013, 03:57 PM

Wow $200 a month. Deleting all my sites now

Just Alex · 10-22-2013, 03:58 PM

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just alex

Email sent to eric. I will be reporting you to interwebs police for stalking me.

brassmonkey · 10-22-2013, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom_PM

Oh, were you asking if people who are on welfare are Angels who don't lie compared to everyone else? No. If you're implying that everyone on welfare is a criminal, you're an idiot. This was easier than I thought. Just a troll thread. Moving on.

another smart man

Just Alex · 10-22-2013, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom_PM

Oh, were you asking if people who are on welfare are Angels who don't lie compared to everyone else? No. If you're implying that everyone on welfare is a criminal, you're an idiot. This was easier than I thought. Just a troll thread. Moving on.

Im was 101% serious. I hear its more than $200 and I want it. Googling info as I type here.

_Richard_ · 10-22-2013, 04:04 PM

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No, Im black.

well for that group, it's 'socialism for us, a bizarre form of capitalism for everyone else'

Just Alex · 10-22-2013, 04:05 PM

Can someone help me to read this?

http://www.dhr.state.md.us/blog/wp-c...012/10/iag.pdf

So with 10 people its $7546 in food stamps and $1278 in cash?

SuckOnThis · 10-22-2013, 04:08 PM

You sure seem to run into a lot of people gaming the system. Maybe you should move out of your trailer park?

brassmonkey · 10-22-2013, 04:08 PM

mr jay davis?

aka domain broker??

Just Alex · 10-22-2013, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

You sure seem to run into a lot of people gaming the system. Maybe you should move out of your trailer park?

This was at a gas station. And I live in subsidized apartments, not trailer park.

Just Alex · 10-22-2013, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

mr jay davis?

aka domain broker??

Fucking stalker. Another email sent to Eric.

brassmonkey · 10-22-2013, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

Fucking stalker. Another email sent to Eric.

case is still open on you your hard to find. false info at godaddy?

Just Alex · 10-22-2013, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

case is still open on you your hard to find. false info at godaddy?

Email #3 sent to police and eric. Just wait, they will get you.

GAMEFINEST · 10-22-2013, 05:32 PM

they must be slinging drugs etc and getting paid cash...so..

madeofmoney · 10-22-2013, 05:42 PM

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candyflip · 10-22-2013, 05:44 PM

Lost of ideas in this song / video.

CDSmith · 10-22-2013, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

Email #3 sent to police and eric. Just wait, they will get you.

Yeah, well *I* just sent an email to the KGB, CIA, FBI, RCMP, Interpol, AND the MOSSAD. They're going to get ALL of you.

Hold on, there's someone at my door....

Hey, what's that black helicopter doing on my front lawn?....

kane · 10-22-2013, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

Can someone help me to read this?

http://www.dhr.state.md.us/blog/wp-c...012/10/iag.pdf

So with 10 people its $7546 in food stamps and $1278 in cash?

With 10 people and no income you would get $1278 in food stamps. It also looks like that number might go as high as $1502. I think it depends on how they calculate your income.

10-22-2013, 03:33 PM	#1
Just Alex Liv Benson to You, Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Maryland and WV Posts: 6,060	Serious question to GFY pimps. How does people get on EBT assistance and where to apply? So I had to stop by 7-11 in "underprivileged" part of town and 3 guys in their mid 20s all bought chips and beer. Turns out all had EBT cards and paid for food with it and cash for booze. Then drove off in fairly good looking used Mercedes. Any idea what kind of process and verification one go thru to get free money and have MB registered on their name? Isn't it kind of like bankruptcy where you cant own certain things and be on welfare? This is serious question guys. I want to get on this free train! __________________ Last edited by Just Alex; 10-22-2013 at 03:34 PM..

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Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	Nope, it's not like bankruptcy. They no longer require you to be utterly destitute and homeless with no vehicle. This is, of course, because you need a way to get to work. You see, many people on assistance work already, but the wages have been kept so low in this country and the taxes and deductions still always go up so that you can work a job and still come in lower than the requirement to get on EBT. In NY state the threshold for a single person is $1200.00 a month income. If you come in near or below that, you will get up to $200 a month for anything considered food. This does not mean that you can't also buy beer or tobacco or even more food with your cash. Some people (like me) feel that there should be SPECIFIC foods that you're allowed to buy instead of a few restrictions like it is now, but that's how it currently is. You can apply online and they will call you on the telephone to verify a few things, and then they'll ask you for a copy of your current lease or mortgage, and a month or two of pay stubs. As for telephone, cable, utilities.. they verify that all online because you provide those details on their form. You never need to see a human. Varies by state. So, you can have a pretty nice used Mercedes, buy beer, and buy food on a completely legitimately acquired EBT card. Most people would fit in there actually so what you saw is absolutely normal everyday usage. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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Just Alex Liv Benson to You, Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Maryland and WV Posts: 6,060	Richard, I don't live in Canada so your personal experience is no use for me. USofA only. __________________ Last edited by Just Alex; 10-22-2013 at 03:50 PM..

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Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	Oh, were you asking if people who are on welfare are Angels who don't lie compared to everyone else? No. If you're implying that everyone on welfare is a criminal, you're an idiot. This was easier than I thought. Just a troll thread. Moving on. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Vancouver Posts: 30,985	just wait till you get to the white collar neighbourhood. its all private jets and sexy parties all paid for by tax payer subsidies. all good tho, the sheep are mad about 3% of people using social services..

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mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	Maybe they borrowed MB from someone. Or "borrowed" it. On a serious note, when you get cash unofficially you try to register your cars on a relative or friend.

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Just Alex Liv Benson to You, Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Maryland and WV Posts: 6,060	Can someone help me to read this? http://www.dhr.state.md.us/blog/wp-c...012/10/iag.pdf So with 10 people its $7546 in food stamps and $1278 in cash? __________________

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