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CurrentlySober · 02-19-2014, 03:50 AM

Senario. You are walking down a busy street, and stop at a crosswalk...

In the gutter, on top a drain, is a pigeon... Its OBVIOUSLY injured - Been hit by a car or something.... It has a wing smashed up the wrong way, and it is covered in blood, and trembling....

Other people are looking down, stepping over, and ignoring it...

Do you stamp on its head and put it out of its misery, (while risking the wrath of a so called 'do-gooders' who are just walking past) or join the crowd and ignore it?

Mediamix · 02-19-2014, 03:59 AM

I killed a injured seagull once in front of some people.. Never seen shit hit the fan so fast. Some people just don't understand that you want to stop the suffering of that animal. They just go apeshit.

just a punk · 02-19-2014, 03:59 AM

Don't know about birds but killing of giraffes looks like a usual entertainment in Denmark. Fuckin' barbarians

pornmasta · 02-19-2014, 04:13 AM

how do you kill it ?

pornmasta · 02-19-2014, 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Do you stamp on its head and put it out of its misery,

not sure

CurrentlySober · 02-19-2014, 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

not sure

OK... Well... Perhaps pulling out a large gun, and firing off the full load of bullets then ?

PornDiscounts-V · 02-19-2014, 04:33 AM

Skipped a rock into the head of a pond duck once. We took it home and bbq'd it.

As for killing the bird. Large neck breeds like seagulls you grab it by the head and swing it around in a circle. Cracks the neck. Or bite the back of it's head. Small neck breeds like doves you just pluck their heads off. They pop off like grapes.

Scott McD · 02-19-2014, 05:10 AM

I'd of course put it out of it's misery and pain...

seeandsee · 02-19-2014, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Don't know about birds but killing of giraffes looks like a usual entertainment in Denmark. Fuckin' barbarians

poor giraffes

pornmasta · 02-19-2014, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

OK... Well... Perhaps pulling out a large gun, and firing off the full load of bullets then ?

it's better, but if you don't know how to kill it in an efficient way it is better to do nothing.

ManicaMark · 02-19-2014, 06:37 AM

I'd like to say I put it out of it's misery but in reality I'd probably take a pic and send to my mates entitled HUNGRY?

Choopa_Pardo · 02-19-2014, 07:03 AM

I grew up on a small farm that raised pigs, cows, sheep, chickens, and the occasional alpaca. Sometimes you have to take an animal down for its own benefit. Sad yes, but always necessary.

sperbonzo · 02-19-2014, 08:15 AM

I have been in pretty much that exact situation before, and yes, I put the animal out of it's misery.

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Spunky · 02-19-2014, 08:17 AM

I'd probably take it to a vet,I can't kill any animals

pornmasta · 02-19-2014, 08:38 AM

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I'd probably take it to a vet...

best answer so far...

Antonio · 02-19-2014, 08:41 AM

Hmm, that's pertty much BS - if you "feel" for the bird, grab it and take it to a vet and if you don't, walk on, no? I would probably keep on walking, but I have no heart

Antonio · 02-19-2014, 08:47 AM

OK, didn't see Spunky's answer, but yeah, that's what you do if you care

RebelR · 02-19-2014, 08:48 AM

I think the correct protocol before putting the animal out of it's misery is to shout "Who want's to take this pigeon to the vet and pay the expenses" then after 10 seconds of silence, put it out of its misery.

Best-In-BC · 02-19-2014, 08:49 AM

Kill it and move on.

Sly · 02-19-2014, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

Hmm, that's pertty much BS - if you "feel" for the bird, grab it and take it to a vet and if you don't, walk on, no? I would probably keep on walking, but I have no heart

As you have no heart and would do nothing, can you comment on the hearts of others?

I would take it around the corner and put it out of its misery, to save myself the wrath of those that "care." Everyone cares when someone else does something "wrong," but no one cares enough to do what's "right."

Antonio · 02-19-2014, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

As you have no heart and would do nothing, can you comment on the hearts of others?

I would take it around the corner and put it out of its misery, to save myself the wrath of those that "care." Everyone cares when someone else does something "wrong," but no one cares enough to do what's "right."

The only way to justify that is if you are a vet - basically, you know that the bird cannot be saved and do the "right thing." Are you a vet?

CurrentlySober · 02-19-2014, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I'd probably take it to a vet,I can't kill any animals

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

best answer so far...

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Originally Posted by Antonio

Hmm, that's pertty much BS - if you "feel" for the bird, grab it and take it to a vet and if you don't, walk on, no? I would probably keep on walking, but I have no heart

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blackmonsters · 02-19-2014, 09:17 AM

I'd give that pigeon the bird!

brassmonkey · 02-19-2014, 09:29 AM

did he look sick? they are actually pretty tasty

go back and get him!!

myleene · 02-19-2014, 12:02 PM

I would do better.

I would kill two birds with one stone.

beerptrol · 02-19-2014, 12:36 PM

I would blast some Justin Bieber on my phone and wait until the pigeon had enough and walked out into traffic to end it's own life

brassmonkey · 02-19-2014, 12:42 PM

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I would do better.

I would kill two birds with one stone.

its called a threesome

The Porn Nerd · 02-19-2014, 12:44 PM

No but I would kill YOU with a fucking bird. Sick fucktard.

2MuchMark · 02-19-2014, 01:43 PM

I couldn't do it. I'm a big pussy when it comes to things like that. I never hunted either.

The worst I have ever had to do was put my cats down when it was time. I took them to a Vet Hospital, and enter a very quiet room. A technician comes in and preps the cat. You sit for a while and say goodbye then when you're ready, the tech comes back in, injects the drugs. The cat closes its eyes and its over. It's a heart-ripping tear-fest, but the animal is put down quietly, comfortably, cleanly, and even with dignity. I couldn't do it any other way.

Colmike9 · 02-19-2014, 02:02 PM

I take injured birds to an injured animal shelter.

_Richard_ · 02-19-2014, 02:05 PM

had to pull some racoon off a busy road, left it in the bushes, and in the end, to die.

on a society, 'normal', level, should i have killed it? no.

but that didn't help me sleep that night. at all.

Sly · 02-19-2014, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

had to pull some racoon off a busy road, left it in the bushes, and in the end, to die.

on a society, 'normal', level, should i have killed it? no.

but that didn't help me sleep that night. at all.

Instead of helping the animal you dragged it off into the brush, where no one else could find it to help it if they chose to, and let it sit there to die in pain.

The next person driving along could have been the person that took it to the vet.

You essentially killed the raccoon. While it suffered.

Good work. No wonder you didn't sleep that night.

Jman · 02-19-2014, 02:17 PM

When I was younger (16) a dog got hit on my friends street and was in very bad shape. My instinct guided me the the garage to take a shovel and smash the poor pup out of his misery. The owner who came a little bit after thanked me as the dog would of not made it.

atom · 02-19-2014, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Instead of helping the animal you dragged it off into the brush, where no one else could find it to help it if they chose to, and let it sit there to die in pain.

The next person driving along could have been the person that took it to the vet.

You essentially killed the raccoon. While it suffered.

Good work. No wonder you didn't sleep that night.

that's actually what I was thinking.

To all of you "take it to the vet" people. Vet's do not take wild animals. I know this from experience.

I found a young injured crow in our backyard years ago. I was going to kill it but then my wife saw the fucking thing and I couldn't carry out my planned execution.

We spent the rest of our Saturday afternoon calling animal shelters and running around town. Finally, we found a place 45 minutes away that would take the bird but they wouldn't accept it until Monday when someone was there. The bird died Sunday so that was the end of it.

media · 02-19-2014, 03:03 PM

I had to put down a sick chicken from the flock one time.. put its head on the chopping block and lopped it off with a hatchet.. couldn't eat it because it was sick.. it wasn't gonna last another couple hours.. so I did what I thought was best and severed the spinal cord.. It really made me feel effed up for a little bit.. maybe because it was a pet that we cared for as a chick and got lots of eggs from after it matured

_Richard_ · 02-19-2014, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Instead of helping the animal you dragged it off into the brush, where no one else could find it to help it if they chose to, and let it sit there to die in pain.

The next person driving along could have been the person that took it to the vet.

You essentially killed the raccoon. While it suffered.

Good work. No wonder you didn't sleep that night.

you have quite the imagination. do i have devil horns as i jumped outta the passenger side door, to grab an animal in the midst of a massive traffic jam trying to avoid the final kill?

the woman who was behind me thanked me. she didn't seem to concerned to take it to a vet at 11pm.

you are a special individual

enjoy your dinner tonight.

mineistaken · 02-19-2014, 03:19 PM

Tough question. Also one poster raised a question - you may know know if the bird can be saved or not.

CurrentlySober · 02-20-2014, 03:18 AM

You see....

I used to have a parrot.... But it made a fucking mess....

Its poo didn't taste as nice as mine - So I choked the cunt to death

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Bourke · 02-20-2014, 03:28 AM

I'd break its neck. Pull and twist. Used to do it to rabbits all the time. Our govt, in its infinite fucking wisdom, released myximatosis into the Aust rabbit population in an attempt to control population numbers. Needless to say it didn't fucking work but it does make them behave stupidly, eventually makes them blind. They will often turn and run off the road and then turn again and try to cross the other way right in front of your car. I don't like leaving them to die slowly so I would go back and break their necks.

Markul · 02-20-2014, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Don't know about birds but killing of giraffes looks like a usual entertainment in Denmark. Fuckin' barbarians

Meanwhile in Mother Russia.

But putting the obsessed Russian aside

and going back to topic:

Probably not but because most people are ignorant and would react in a bad way. But I have done so once in the past because I hit the animal with my car and it had no chance to survive. But I grew up on a kind-farm so I know how to do it in a "humane" way.

And it was not a giraffe

CurrentlySober · 02-20-2014, 08:51 AM

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No but I would kill YOU with a fucking bird. Sick fucktard.

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brassmonkey · 02-20-2014, 08:54 AM

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Jel · 02-20-2014, 09:49 AM

not sure tbh, but fucked a few in public

02-19-2014, 03:50 AM	#1
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,536	Would you publicly kill a bird? Senario. You are walking down a busy street, and stop at a crosswalk... In the gutter, on top a drain, is a pigeon... Its OBVIOUSLY injured - Been hit by a car or something.... It has a wing smashed up the wrong way, and it is covered in blood, and trembling.... Other people are looking down, stepping over, and ignoring it... Do you stamp on its head and put it out of its misery, (while risking the wrath of a so called 'do-gooders' who are just walking past) or join the crowd and ignore it? __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

02-19-2014, 03:59 AM	#2
Mediamix Dutch Webmaster! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Netherlands Posts: 3,228	I killed a injured seagull once in front of some people.. Never seen shit hit the fan so fast. Some people just don't understand that you want to stop the suffering of that animal. They just go apeshit. __________________ Sig too big

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02-19-2014, 04:33 AM	#7
PornDiscounts-V Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: L.A. Posts: 5,744	Skipped a rock into the head of a pond duck once. We took it home and bbq'd it. As for killing the bird. Large neck breeds like seagulls you grab it by the head and swing it around in a circle. Cracks the neck. Or bite the back of it's head. Small neck breeds like doves you just pluck their heads off. They pop off like grapes. __________________ Blog Posts - Contextual Links - Hardlinks on 600+ Blog Network * Handwritten * 180 C Class IPs * Permanent! * Many Niches! * Bulk Discounts! GFYPosts /at/ J2Media.net

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ManicaMark Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Barcelona Posts: 632	I'd like to say I put it out of it's misery but in reality I'd probably take a pic and send to my mates entitled HUNGRY? __________________ ICQ#638-148-228 - Skype:manicasales - mark.castley -@- manicamedia.com

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Choopa_Pardo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: NJ Posts: 1,629	I grew up on a small farm that raised pigs, cows, sheep, chickens, and the occasional alpaca. Sometimes you have to take an animal down for its own benefit. Sad yes, but always necessary. __________________ AIM - thePardovich Email - [email protected] A World Wide Leader In Hosting! * CHOOPA.COM * Order Now!

02-19-2014, 08:15 AM	#13
sperbonzo I'd rather be on my boat. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 9,743	I have been in pretty much that exact situation before, and yes, I put the animal out of it's misery. . __________________ Michael Sperber / Acella Financial LLC/ Online Payment Processing [email protected] / http://Acellafinancial.com/ ICQ 177961090 / Tel +1 909 NET BILL / Skype msperber

02-19-2014, 08:17 AM	#14
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02-19-2014, 08:41 AM	#16
Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	Hmm, that's pertty much BS - if you "feel" for the bird, grab it and take it to a vet and if you don't, walk on, no? I would probably keep on walking, but I have no heart

02-19-2014, 08:47 AM	#17
Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	OK, didn't see Spunky's answer, but yeah, that's what you do if you care

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RebelR Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Across the river Styx Posts: 1,998	I think the correct protocol before putting the animal out of it's misery is to shout "Who want's to take this pigeon to the vet and pay the expenses" then after 10 seconds of silence, put it out of its misery. __________________ Rich"at"rebel-ads.com ICQ 644377336 or MSN ruralx"at"hotmail.com

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2MuchMark Videochat Solutions Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 48,650	I couldn't do it. I'm a big pussy when it comes to things like that. I never hunted either. The worst I have ever had to do was put my cats down when it was time. I took them to a Vet Hospital, and enter a very quiet room. A technician comes in and preps the cat. You sit for a while and say goodbye then when you're ready, the tech comes back in, injects the drugs. The cat closes its eyes and its over. It's a heart-ripping tear-fest, but the animal is put down quietly, comfortably, cleanly, and even with dignity. I couldn't do it any other way. __________________ Custom Software \| Server Management \| Integration and Technology Solutions https://www.2much.net

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_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Vancouver Posts: 30,985	had to pull some racoon off a busy road, left it in the bushes, and in the end, to die. on a society, 'normal', level, should i have killed it? no. but that didn't help me sleep that night. at all.

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02-19-2014, 03:19 PM	#37
mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	Tough question. Also one poster raised a question - you may know know if the bird can be saved or not.

02-20-2014, 03:18 AM	#38
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02-20-2014, 09:49 AM	#43
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