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scottybuzz · 10-27-2006, 02:35 PM

Seriously I am the most shy person ever, i havent been out drinking since like fucking july, seriously no bullshitting there. well once in august, but was small session. I dont seem to go out hardly at all.

and it really hits home on a friday nights and saturday nights, like tonight.

Now coming onto my dilema, there is this girl on myspace, WHO I SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY LIKE!!! like madly like!!! like in the style of squishypimp loving AMC. but I just dont wanna meet her coz im so shy.

and i know perfectly well, that my life is going quickly and if I dont take this chance, then when will i take a chance? I dont wanna end up like Polish aristocrat

(no offense their buddy

)

so she says next time you come to Norwich(large city in england) Text me and ill meet up with you. fucking get in, im buzzing! but im having second thoughts because im thinking of all the scenarios where it could go wrong like the kiss in the cinema

or the meal

.

Plus norwich is like 1 half hours on the bus so i will be a wreck and will be all nervous

I kinda got it going for me aswell, im making more than most kids my age, i have alright looks once i gel my hair and im pretty good at sport.

So what I need from GFY is FUCKING TIPS HOW TO STOP THESE FUCKING NERVES, i dont wanna turn up drunk, but should I take vodka shots along with me for the bus ride?! should i meet her in afternooon? oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
GIVE ME TIPS. seriously when im happy and buzzing loads of girls love me and really get on with me, yet when im nervous im posting on gfy like a nervous prick!!!!

HELP MEEEEEEE - HOW CAN ONE CONRTOL NERVES.

ahh fucksake i just gotta pull myself together!

its gonna be next week or never if I go meet her.

if i dont then i will remain a worthless sigwhore and NONE of you want that!!!

DarkJedi · 10-27-2006, 02:37 PM

1. barrel
2. put in mouth
3. pull trigger

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-27-2006, 02:38 PM

just relax man

HighSociety · 10-27-2006, 02:39 PM

haha I agree with Darkjedi, your a fucking little Kid, there are other message boards for this kind of bullshit,

polish_aristocrat · 10-27-2006, 02:39 PM

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-27-2006, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by made2ordervideos

haha I agree with Darkjedi, your a fucking little Kid, there are other message boards for this kind of bullshit,

stop being a fucking asshat, jesus fuck, hes old enough, has a problem with being shy around girls, asked for help from people who have no problem being around girls, why you gotta be such a fucking asshole?

scottybuzz · 10-27-2006, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by made2ordervideos

haha I agree with Darkjedi, your a fucking little Kid, there are other message boards for this kind of bullshit,

hahaha ur an idiot. i am a adult webmaster i have proven that on many occasions. I am talking about shooting my nerves, there are many people on here with nerve problems like me, hense the reason why they post so much on here, I am asking for advice. if you dont want to give it, dont say nothing at all and crawl back to that rock you were under idiot.

scottybuzz · 10-27-2006, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

hahaha thanks polish, but I was after the advice rather than the award

BUMP FOR ADVICE.

Dvae · 10-27-2006, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz

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So what I need from GFY is FUCKING TIPS HOW TO STOP THESE FUCKING NERVES, i dont wanna turn up drunk, but should I take vodka shots along with me for the bus ride?! should i meet her in afternooon? oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
GIVE ME TIPS. seriously when im happy and buzzing loads of girls love me and really get on with me, yet when im nervous im posting on gfy like a nervous prick!!!!

HELP MEEEEEEE - HOW CAN ONE CONRTOL NERVES.

HighSociety · 10-27-2006, 02:50 PM

This is not the first time he has cried about this, I have seen it in other post, him talking about going out with a 16 year old, This really is not the place for it if you ask me,

HighSociety · 10-27-2006, 02:52 PM

also It has nothing to do if your a webmaster or a mailman, i've never even called him a post whore. If he gets paid doing it then good for him.

HighSociety · 10-27-2006, 02:53 PM

and for a tip, take an oxycodone and relax,

squishypimp · 10-27-2006, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae

lol thats classic!

Schеisе · 10-27-2006, 02:55 PM

try to negotiate through internet, you don't see each other, so you don't feel nervous wile speaking to her, then begin to talk on phone and when you'll be mentally ready go and meet her...good luck!

bobby666 · 10-27-2006, 02:57 PM

forget her and do business

scottybuzz · 10-27-2006, 02:57 PM

yeh ok so this is the place for funny youtube videos threads, milestone postcounts threads, haloween videos (yes I just had a look at the threads *YOU* started, take that as owned) and all the other shit that comes along with gfy.

but im asking some advice on MY LIFE and I get some 2 bit crack hoe lecturing me that this isnt the right place. this is called fucking around and program discussion. I am fucking around, i am asking random bullshit.

My theory is if im happy (meeting this girl) I post less and make more money to spend on her.

therefore this thread is very important to the board.

scottybuzz · 10-27-2006, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by made2ordervideos

and for a tip, take an oxycodone and relax,

you see dude!! thats how angry i get at the smallest things! no wonder my nerves are so fucking shot!!!

scottybuzz · 10-27-2006, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobby666

forget her and do business

thanks bobby your advice is appreciated but i will try not to follow it

bobby666 · 10-27-2006, 03:03 PM

forget her and do business

scottybuzz · 10-27-2006, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schеisе

try to negotiate through internet, you don't see each other, so you don't feel nervous wile speaking to her, then begin to talk on phone and when you'll be mentally ready go and meet her...good luck!

i think getting the meeting over and done with before talking to her on the phone would be much better and make two tasks in to one

HighSociety · 10-27-2006, 03:03 PM

owned LOL, i made a sex video with a girl dressed up for halloween and added a clip . hmmm yeah you owned me. Yeah there are lots of usless threads. like my 6234th post, like I said take an oxy and you will be fine. take 10

DarkJedi · 10-27-2006, 03:03 PM

No one gives a shit about your life you stupid fucking loser.

Shoot yourself now, because i forsee difficult times in your future.

scottybuzz · 10-27-2006, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae

i aint depressed in life though! im quite enjoying it. just nights when i know people are having a good time and the fact i aint got a bird

scottybuzz · 10-27-2006, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

No one gives a shit about your life you stupid fucking loser.

Shoot yourself now, because i forsee difficult times in your future.

dork jedi go perfect your circle jerk routine please, ur an idiot troll.

scottybuzz · 10-27-2006, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by made2ordervideos

owned LOL, i made a sex video with a girl dressed up for halloween and added a clip . hmmm yeah you owned me. Yeah there are lots of usless threads. like my 6234th post, like I said take an oxy and you will be fine. take 10

alright sorry man, didnt actully click on it.

HouseHead · 10-27-2006, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by made2ordervideos

and for a tip, take an oxycodone and relax,

I was thinking some Xanax or Klonopin.. Idk about an Opiate but a Benzo would work really well to calm your nerves.. Talk to your Doctor!

HouseHead · 10-27-2006, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schеisе

try to negotiate through internet, you don't see each other, so you don't feel nervous wile speaking to her, then begin to talk on phone and when you'll be mentally ready go and meet her...good luck!

But then wouldnt one become Dependent on this type of Communication? If one isnt already that is.....

Dveron · 10-27-2006, 03:15 PM

I was pretty much the same way once like 3 or 4 years ago. Was very shy and introverted and pretty much felt the same way about Fri/Sat nights.

Anyway at some point right here you gotta say fuck it and get out there and start talking to people to build up your confidence and make you realise once you have some confidence people will fucking stop and listen to you.

I got a little puppy, cutest fucking thing around. Suddenly I would get stopped all the time by people to talk about this dog including cute chicks. I went to the dog park and would talk to anybody and everybody. There were cute chicks there too and talking about your dog is an easy opener. Anyway long story short I found myself getting more and more confident and was dating etc I just needed the catalyst.

Anyway I'm not suggesting you get a dog but you should do shit where you are around people like get some social hobbies so you can gain some confidence in yourself and become more comfortable with yourself. You won't get rid of your nerves entirely but you will get more control over them and not give a shit what some fucking chick on myspace might think of you so much when there are a billion more out there if it goes south.

Google sosuave

Peace

scottybuzz · 10-27-2006, 03:15 PM

i dont wanna take drugs!!!!!

scottybuzz · 10-27-2006, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dveron

I was pretty much the same way once like 3 or 4 years ago. Was very shy and introverted and pretty much felt the same way about Fri/Sat nights.

Anyway at some point right here you gotta say fuck it and get out there and start talking to people to build up your confidence and make you realise once you have some confidence people will fucking stop and listen to you.

I got a little puppy, cutest fucking thing around. Suddenly I would get stopped all the time by people to talk about this dog including cute chicks. I went to the dog park and would talk to anybody and everybody. There were cute chicks there too and talking about your dog is an easy opener. Anyway long story short I found myself getting more and more confident and was dating etc I just needed the catalyst.

Anyway I'm not suggesting you get a dog but you should do shit where you are around people like get some social hobbies so you can gain some confidence in yourself and become more comfortable with yourself. You won't get rid of your nerves entirely but you will get more control over them and not give a shit what some fucking chick on myspace might think of you so much when there are a billion more out there if it goes south.

Google sosuave

Peace

bingo! thanks alot man, reading through now!

MaddCaz · 10-27-2006, 03:18 PM

come on quit being a punk...

TSGlider · 10-27-2006, 03:18 PM

Put back a double-shot of vodka, make it cheap vodka. Then spank it. Then get on the bus. Finally, when you see her, WITHIN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES, disarm her:

Look down at her feet, then up at her face and say, convincingly, "I really dig your shoes."

It works. Have faith.

scottybuzz · 10-27-2006, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EuroDuke

Look down at her feet, then up at her face and say, convincingly, "I really dig your shoes."

that is some really neat advice

woj · 10-27-2006, 03:34 PM

TSGlider · 10-27-2006, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz

that is some really neat advice

That's the most important. It works. Scout's honor.

s9ann0 · 10-27-2006, 04:58 PM

lol smoke more rocks it might calm you down

SquishyBuzzDawg · 10-27-2006, 05:02 PM

I recommend Lorazepam

They are a great company and all the people I know in that industry highly recommend them to me! !

scottybuzz · 10-27-2006, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spanno

lol smoke more rocks it might calm you down

my friends are at uni, i cant get no rocks

CaptainHowdy · 10-27-2006, 05:15 PM

Take it easy, man...

scottybuzz · 10-27-2006, 05:24 PM

will you stfu sigwhore!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-27-2006, 10:19 PM

i just burped

northboy · 10-27-2006, 11:00 PM

since it's a long bus ride, make sure you use old spice on your nuts. Last thing you want is sweaty smelly balls to hit her when she's giving you a bj in the theatre.

LiveDose · 10-27-2006, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz

Seriously I am the most shy person ever, i havent been out drinking since like fucking july, seriously no bullshitting there. well once in august, but was small session. I dont seem to go out hardly at all.

and it really hits home on a friday nights and saturday nights, like tonight.

Now coming onto my dilema, there is this girl on myspace, WHO I SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY LIKE!!! like madly like!!! like in the style of squishypimp loving AMC. but I just dont wanna meet her coz im so shy.

and i know perfectly well, that my life is going quickly and if I dont take this chance, then when will i take a chance? I dont wanna end up like Polish aristocrat

(no offense their buddy

)

so she says next time you come to Norwich(large city in england) Text me and ill meet up with you. fucking get in, im buzzing! but im having second thoughts because im thinking of all the scenarios where it could go wrong like the kiss in the cinema

or the meal

.

Plus norwich is like 1 half hours on the bus so i will be a wreck and will be all nervous

I kinda got it going for me aswell, im making more than most kids my age, i have alright looks once i gel my hair and im pretty good at sport.

So what I need from GFY is FUCKING TIPS HOW TO STOP THESE FUCKING NERVES, i dont wanna turn up drunk, but should I take vodka shots along with me for the bus ride?! should i meet her in afternooon? oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
GIVE ME TIPS. seriously when im happy and buzzing loads of girls love me and really get on with me, yet when im nervous im posting on gfy like a nervous prick!!!!

HELP MEEEEEEE - HOW CAN ONE CONRTOL NERVES.

ahh fucksake i just gotta pull myself together!

its gonna be next week or never if I go meet her.

if i dont then i will remain a worthless sigwhore and NONE of you want that!!!

Dude you are thinking about this way too much.

Get in your car, text that little honey and stick it to her.

10-27-2006, 11:07 PM

Try taking a Xanax. That will calm you down.

polish_aristocrat · 10-28-2006, 02:34 PM

any update on this important problem?

scottybuzz · 10-29-2006, 12:55 PM

hell yea, i sent her a message saying when do you want to meet and she said not at the moment i have pmt

wtf is "pmt"????????????

ohhhh wink wink before any of u think im completely retarded.

i think i know what it means

edit - better google it

scottybuzz · 10-29-2006, 12:57 PM

proffesional music technology wtf?

sacX · 10-29-2006, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz

proffesional music technology wtf?

lol, you'd better try The Google again.

Good luck.

Pipecrew · 10-29-2006, 02:55 PM

This guy cant be for real.

polish_aristocrat · 10-30-2006, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sacX

lol, you'd better try The Google again.

Good luck.

10-27-2006, 02:35 PM	#1
scottybuzz Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Location: NY Posts: 14,800	my fucking nerves are shot like bitches on crack Seriously I am the most shy person ever, i havent been out drinking since like fucking july, seriously no bullshitting there. well once in august, but was small session. I dont seem to go out hardly at all. and it really hits home on a friday nights and saturday nights, like tonight. Now coming onto my dilema, there is this girl on myspace, WHO I SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY LIKE!!! like madly like!!! like in the style of squishypimp loving AMC. but I just dont wanna meet her coz im so shy. and i know perfectly well, that my life is going quickly and if I dont take this chance, then when will i take a chance? I dont wanna end up like Polish aristocrat (no offense their buddy ) so she says next time you come to Norwich(large city in england) Text me and ill meet up with you. fucking get in, im buzzing! but im having second thoughts because im thinking of all the scenarios where it could go wrong like the kiss in the cinema or the meal . Plus norwich is like 1 half hours on the bus so i will be a wreck and will be all nervous I kinda got it going for me aswell, im making more than most kids my age, i have alright looks once i gel my hair and im pretty good at sport. So what I need from GFY is FUCKING TIPS HOW TO STOP THESE FUCKING NERVES, i dont wanna turn up drunk, but should I take vodka shots along with me for the bus ride?! should i meet her in afternooon? oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck GIVE ME TIPS. seriously when im happy and buzzing loads of girls love me and really get on with me, yet when im nervous im posting on gfy like a nervous prick!!!! HELP MEEEEEEE - HOW CAN ONE CONRTOL NERVES. ahh fucksake i just gotta pull myself together! its gonna be next week or never if I go meet her. if i dont then i will remain a worthless sigwhore and NONE of you want that!!! __________________ $$$$$ MAKE HUGE MONEY IN CAMS - CLICK HERE $$$$$

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10-27-2006, 02:39 PM	#5
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10-27-2006, 02:50 PM	#10
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10-27-2006, 02:55 PM	#14
Schеisе Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 74	try to negotiate through internet, you don't see each other, so you don't feel nervous wile speaking to her, then begin to talk on phone and when you'll be mentally ready go and meet her...good luck!

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Dveron Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Vancouver Posts: 2,794	I was pretty much the same way once like 3 or 4 years ago. Was very shy and introverted and pretty much felt the same way about Fri/Sat nights. Anyway at some point right here you gotta say fuck it and get out there and start talking to people to build up your confidence and make you realise once you have some confidence people will fucking stop and listen to you. I got a little puppy, cutest fucking thing around. Suddenly I would get stopped all the time by people to talk about this dog including cute chicks. I went to the dog park and would talk to anybody and everybody. There were cute chicks there too and talking about your dog is an easy opener. Anyway long story short I found myself getting more and more confident and was dating etc I just needed the catalyst. Anyway I'm not suggesting you get a dog but you should do shit where you are around people like get some social hobbies so you can gain some confidence in yourself and become more comfortable with yourself. You won't get rid of your nerves entirely but you will get more control over them and not give a shit what some fucking chick on myspace might think of you so much when there are a billion more out there if it goes south. Google sosuave Peace __________________ Adult Comics Club - Updated Bi-Daily. 60% Recurring Payouts. Exclusive Comic Content.

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10-29-2006, 12:55 PM	#46
scottybuzz Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Location: NY Posts: 14,800	hell yea, i sent her a message saying when do you want to meet and she said not at the moment i have pmt wtf is "pmt"???????????? ohhhh wink wink before any of u think im completely retarded. i think i know what it means edit - better google it __________________ $$$$$ MAKE HUGE MONEY IN CAMS - CLICK HERE $$$$$ Last edited by scottybuzz; 10-29-2006 at 12:56 PM..

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10-29-2006, 02:55 PM	#49
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,885	This guy cant be for real.