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Sid70 · 05-12-2014, 07:27 AM

Noice.

Harmon · 05-12-2014, 07:32 AM

Dude, you're fucking one of the weirdest mother fuckers around here. Maybe it's just me, but about 95% of what you post makes no sense.

What are we looking at here? What is the context? What is that sign stuck to? The front of a scooter wind shield? Is that a bus toll collection box? Is it in a cab?

Seriously, you're like scary weird.

MrBottomTooth · 05-12-2014, 07:36 AM

If you are confused why something like that would be posted in a store, it is because the store probably got burned by a lot of counterfeit $100 bills. I seen a similar sign at the shithole I get my hair cut at. If that is not what you are asking about then I have no idea what you mean.

Sid70 · 05-12-2014, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Dude, you're fucking one of the weirdest mother fuckers around here. Maybe it's just me, but about 95% of what you post makes no sense.

What are we looking at here? What is the context? What is that sign stuck to? The front of a scooter wind shield? Is that a bus toll collection box? Is it in a cab?

Seriously, you're like scary weird.

Dumb ass, you ever see a place that has a mandatory rule of not accepting a $100 bill?
Work your brains out a little, lazy fag.

Sid70 · 05-12-2014, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

If you are confused why something like that would be posted in a store, it is because the store probably got burned by a lot of counterfeit $100 bills. I seen a similar sign at the shithole I get my hair cut at. If that is not what you are asking about then I have no idea what you mean.

It's in Curacao.

dehash · 05-12-2014, 07:45 AM

Some places don't keep more than 50$ in cash in register at any time(I see this signs very often).
Once I received counterfeited 100$ bill. It was bleached out 5$ bill with 100$ picture typed on it. If you try counterfeit pen - it shows yellow line. But surface was kinda suspicious. Only if you check water signs you can see the difference.

Very often I see small business don't take AX(4% fee), or gas station with prices lower for cash paying customers vs credit card.

EddyTheDog · 05-12-2014, 07:48 AM

Try and spend a 500 Euro note - Not easy...

Sid70 · 05-12-2014, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Try and spend a 500 Euro note - Not easy...

Even 100 EUR they get to lick it.

Sid70 · 05-12-2014, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by dehash

Some places don't keep more than 50$ in cash in register at any time(I see this signs very often).
Once I received counterfeited 100$ bill. It was bleached out 5$ bill with 100$ picture typed on it. If you try counterfeit pen - it shows yellow line. But surface was kinda suspicious. Only if you check water signs you can see the difference.

Very often I see small business don't take AX(4% fee), or gas station with prices lower for cash paying customers vs credit card.

Where do you guys live LOL, I have never seen that.

dehash · 05-12-2014, 08:05 AM

I have seen it in many states (East Coast).

Scott McD · 05-12-2014, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

Dumb ass, you ever see a place that has a mandatory rule of not accepting a $100 bill?

Many places here don't accept £50 notes. So i don't understand the thread tbh...

StinkyPink · 05-12-2014, 08:27 AM

Many smaller outlets don't usually keep much cash on hand for change.

Sid70 · 05-12-2014, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Many places here don't accept £50 notes. So i don't understand the thread tbh...

NEVER seen that before.

Most likely bcs Ive been to big places only, no suburbs or small towns.

In fact if i cash USD1k from ATM I get it in $100 bills, is that suspicious?
Like I need to feel sorry for having a Franklin?

Sid70 · 05-12-2014, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink

Many smaller outlets don't usually keep much cash on hand for change.

Shitholes.

Sid70 · 05-12-2014, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by dehash

I have seen it in many states (East Coast).

Fuck, where??? I shop at big malls and shit, never heard of this.

Harmon · 05-12-2014, 08:41 AM

It's a THEFT deterrent you asshat. If somebody comes in to case out the joint to see if it's worth robbing? They may think twice and move on to another store or establishment. They have shit like this in cabs, pizza joints for delivery drivers, etc. That's what red blinking lights inside of automobiles do, it's what home windows security stickers do. It's a psychological red flag. ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLANET

Damn, you are one dumb mother fucker

Harmon · 05-12-2014, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

Fuck, where??? I shop at big malls and shit, never heard of this.

MALLS aren't robbed, you clown fuck.

Sid70 · 05-12-2014, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

It's a THEFT deterrent you asshat. If somebody comes in to case out the joint to see if it's worth robbing? They may think twice and move on to another store or establishment. They have shit like this in cabs, pizza joints for delivery drivers, etc. That's what red blinking lights inside of automobiles do, it's what home windows security stickers do. It's a psychological red flag. ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLANET

Damn, you are one dumb mother fucker

But they accept paxum, right?
What sort of deep shit it's being used at?
Robbing a shop?? LOL , it's so 1985.

Sid70 · 05-12-2014, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

MALLS aren't robbed, you clown fuck.

Harmon · 05-12-2014, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

But they accept paxum, right?
What sort of deep shit it's being used at?
Robbing a shop?? LOL , it's so 1985.

Paxum? What? Are you fucking retarded?

Sid70 · 05-12-2014, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Paxum? What? Are you fucking retarded?

Ruth!!! Chris!! Help!!!!

dehash · 05-12-2014, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

Fuck, where??? I shop at big malls and shit, never heard of this.

I have been in many states. All states have this. Do you travel by car? Next time see signs when you stop in Kwik Mark gas station or similar. Even my food store has this sign - not a shit hole, nice small town(CT). But I have seen it in FL, GA, RI, SC, NY. I believe some businesses use this signs evening/nights only.

Klen · 05-12-2014, 10:01 AM

Lol Sid you are so clueless.This is perfectly normal thing,tho not on every store.They dont accept it for same reason as they dont accept 500 EUR in europe(which is largest denomination as 100$ is),and that is to avoid counterfeit money and "mafia money".

PR_Glen · 05-12-2014, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Dude, you're fucking one of the weirdest mother fuckers around here. Maybe it's just me, but about 95% of what you post makes no sense.

What are we looking at here? What is the context? What is that sign stuck to? The front of a scooter wind shield? Is that a bus toll collection box? Is it in a cab?

Seriously, you're like scary weird.

I've yet to cypher the code as of yet but i think it's ukrainian spy code for how to pick up 45 year old women.

slapass · 05-12-2014, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

NEVER seen that before.

Most likely bcs Ive been to big places only, no suburbs or small towns.

In fact if i cash USD1k from ATM I get it in $100 bills, is that suspicious?
Like I need to feel sorry for having a Franklin?

And no issues using them? I live in the states and hate it when I get a wad of hundreds. Worse is getting $R100 notes in Brasil.

Sid70 · 05-12-2014, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Lol Sid you are so clueless.This is perfectly normal thing,tho not on every store.They dont accept it for same reason as they dont accept 500 EUR in europe(which is largest denomination as 100$ is),and that is to avoid counterfeit money and "mafia money".

$100 and EUR500 is fucking like Moon distance different. Here, people get nervous to see a PLN 100 bill, but hey $100 restriction... Fuck, that's insane.

Again, I have never seen that shit, but I have been to NY and NJ mostly, so what do I know LOL.

StinkyPink · 05-12-2014, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

you are so clueless.

...and that is to avoid counterfeit money and "mafia money".

Such bullshit. Counterfeit only plays a very small role... They use the signs because if they happen to have more than a few customers "break" the larger bills, their till will not have enough change for the customers. For smaller stores because they don't have enough employees to have one running to the bank in the middle of a busy shift, and also the larger stores, as they regularly empty the drawer and put it in the safe so as to never have a large amount in the register at any given time... or... if they do, it may deter those casing the place, similar as a flashing light or security sticker as stated above.

This is all due to robbery, so this method actually addresses a few different things all at once. Such as a few others suggested above...

Sid70 · 05-12-2014, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass

And no issues using them? I live in the states and hate it when I get a wad of hundreds. Worse is getting $R100 notes in Brasil.

well... What's a $100 these days, hey?

Sid70 · 05-12-2014, 10:24 AM

Contradictory, you try paying with a card in McDonalds (!!! ) in Italy - they always reject and ask fro cash.

Sid70 · 05-12-2014, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by dehash

I have been in many states. All states have this. Do you travel by car? Next time see signs when you stop in Kwik Mark gas station or similar. Even my food store has this sign - not a shit hole, nice small town(CT). But I have seen it in FL, GA, RI, SC, NY. I believe some businesses use this signs evening/nights only.

I'm an asshat who only been to NY and NJ, we did a trip to Princeton to visit the beautiful mind in reality, we never happen to meet him but we sure did spend some Franklins

Klen · 05-12-2014, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink

Such bullshit. Counterfeit only plays a very small role... They use the signs because if they happen to have more than a few customers "break" the larger bills, their till will not have enough change for the customers. For smaller stores because they don't have enough employees to have one running to the bank in the middle of a busy shift, and also the larger stores, as they regularly empty the drawer and put it in the safe so as to never have a large amount in the register at any given time... or... if they do, it may deter those casing the place, similar as a flashing light or security sticker as stated above.

This is all due to robbery, so this method actually addresses a few different things all at once. Such as a few others suggested above...

Small or not,it still a role.And yes change is indeed big problem in retail,i experienced it too,had constant problem with missing small amount money.And when i want to pay with bigger bill in store,i very often get answer "oh no can you pay with smaller amount,pleaseeeeeeeee". That is why when i go with bigger bill i go to store which i know they can return money.I think this problem is caused by banks-as when you go to ATM it throws money in big bills only,you cant customize it.

Klen · 05-12-2014, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

$100 and EUR500 is fucking like Moon distance different. Here, people get nervous to see a PLN 100 bill, but hey $100 restriction... Fuck, that's insane.

Again, I have never seen that shit, but I have been to NY and NJ mostly, so what do I know LOL.

They both have common thing despise difference - biggest amount of currency,and used by mafia.

NaughtyVisions · 05-12-2014, 01:41 PM

Jesus Christ there's a fucking Wendy's here that has a sign up that they won't accept $50 or $100 bills. You know they have the cash flow. But as was said already, IT'S A THEFT DETERRENT! They only keep less than 50 bucks petty cash in the drawer, and drop everything else into a safe. So if someone comes in to rob the place (or a shitty employee decides to empty out the drawer on his last day) they get less than $50. In turn, that give the store the ability to only cash bills under $50.

It's really regular brick and mortar commerce, and if you don't get that, well...

just a punk · 05-12-2014, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Dude, you're fucking one of the weirdest mother fuckers around here. Maybe it's just me, but about 95% of what you post makes no sense.

You are both pretty much each other

Socks · 05-12-2014, 02:06 PM

This thread is what GFY in 2014 is.

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Harmon ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 20,000	It's a THEFT deterrent you asshat. If somebody comes in to case out the joint to see if it's worth robbing? They may think twice and move on to another store or establishment. They have shit like this in cabs, pizza joints for delivery drivers, etc. That's what red blinking lights inside of automobiles do, it's what home windows security stickers do. It's a psychological red flag. ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLANET Damn, you are one dumb mother fucker __________________ [email protected]

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Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	Lol Sid you are so clueless.This is perfectly normal thing,tho not on every store.They dont accept it for same reason as they dont accept 500 EUR in europe(which is largest denomination as 100$ is),and that is to avoid counterfeit money and "mafia money".

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NaughtyVisions Confirmed User Join Date: May 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 4,204	Jesus Christ there's a fucking Wendy's here that has a sign up that they won't accept $50 or $100 bills. You know they have the cash flow. But as was said already, IT'S A THEFT DETERRENT! They only keep less than 50 bucks petty cash in the drawer, and drop everything else into a safe. So if someone comes in to rob the place (or a shitty employee decides to empty out the drawer on his last day) they get less than $50. In turn, that give the store the ability to only cash bills under $50. It's really regular brick and mortar commerce, and if you don't get that, well...

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