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![]() A woman tells her doctor she wants an operation because her vagina
lips are too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret because she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees. When she wakes up from her operation she finds three roses carefully placed beside her bed. Outraged, she immediately calls the doctor and says " I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation ?" "Don't worry," he says, "I didn't tell anyone". The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The second rose is from the nurse who assisted me. And by the way, she has decided to have the operation done herself. "And the third rose ?" she asked. "Oh," says the doctor, it's from a guy upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears. ![]() Oz |
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