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mineistaken · 06-18-2014, 12:52 PM

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PaperstreetWinston · 06-18-2014, 04:22 PM

oldie but still a goodie

scarlettcontent · 06-18-2014, 04:28 PM

tony286 · 06-18-2014, 06:15 PM

its funny but so sad because its so true.

Chosen · 06-18-2014, 06:32 PM

SilentKnight · 06-18-2014, 07:57 PM

We pay for a bundled pack - internet, TV & phone. Lately I've managed to convince the wife we should get rid of the landline since we use our cells almost all the time. Hopefully save a little money, right?

So we called our cable provider and told them we wanted to get rid of their phone service. "No, sorry...it's part of the bundle, sir," I was told.

"Then un-unbundle it and eliminate it," I replied.

"But then we'll have to raise the rates on your cable TV and internet," she says.

"Oh? Is that because you think that since I'll no longer be talking on your phone, I'll have more time to spend in front of the TV and internet - so that's how you'll maintain your revenue stream by gouging me?"

So I gave her the analogy - "If I'm buying a car and decide I don't need the sport wheels, the premium audio, the sunroof and the leather heated seats...you'd be charging me far more for all the other basic features?"

I think she actually tried to consider that analogy - but only briefly. Thinking is required when deviating from the script. Thinking isn't part of her pay grade. She was right back to her retention script with the next sentence.

"That's just the way we work, sir," she said.

SmutHammer · 06-18-2014, 08:07 PM

Time Warner, One of the worst companies I Have ever dealt with, Them and Home Depot.

After spending over 10K in a couple weeks, Home depot would rather lose me as a customer than take back a $100. bullshit cleaning fee on a paint gun. Now on, Lowes gets all of my business.

Still need to switch four of my places from time warner to something else...

DBS.US · 06-18-2014, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ed Hammer

Time Warner, One of the worst companies I Have ever dealt with, Them and Home Depot.

After spending over 10K in a couple weeks, Home depot would rather lose me as a customer than take back a $100. bullshit cleaning fee on a paint gun. Now on, Lowes gets all of my business.

Still need to switch four of my places from time warner to something else...

I bet the guy at Home Depot wonders why everyone brings back a dirty paint gun and bitches about a cleaning fees.

The Porn Nerd · 06-18-2014, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ed Hammer

Still need to switch four of my places from time warner to something else...

Baller!!

SmutHammer · 06-18-2014, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Baller!!

not all mine alone, But have time warner at each place, Like my sons mom's house, not my place yet the internet/cable is in my name, I'm paying it for him to have. And the house in Cali, working on fixing it up, but again same scenario.

SmutHammer · 06-18-2014, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US

I bet the guy at Home Depot wonders why everyone brings back a dirty paint gun and bitches about a cleaning fees.

It wasn't all that dirty, and I was never told about cleaning fee's. It's ok I told corporate to enjoy their $100. I will go to Lowes now on. Spent at least another 4K that week, and head back to California to finish the house tomorrow.

Grapesoda · 06-19-2014, 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

We pay for a bundled pack - internet, TV & phone. Lately I've managed to convince the wife we should get rid of the landline since we use our cells almost all the time. Hopefully save a little money, right?

So we called our cable provider and told them we wanted to get rid of their phone service. "No, sorry...it's part of the bundle, sir," I was told.

"Then un-unbundle it and eliminate it," I replied.

"But then we'll have to raise the rates on your cable TV and internet," she says.

"Oh? Is that because you think that since I'll no longer be talking on your phone, I'll have more time to spend in front of the TV and internet - so that's how you'll maintain your revenue stream by gouging me?"

So I gave her the analogy - "If I'm buying a car and decide I don't need the sport wheels, the premium audio, the sunroof and the leather heated seats...you'd be charging me far more for all the other basic features?"

I think she actually tried to consider that analogy - but only briefly. Thinking is required when deviating from the script. Thinking isn't part of her pay grade. She was right back to her retention script with the next sentence.

"That's just the way we work, sir," she said.

I went through the same crap with them..... then direct TV... started at $49 a month and some how wound up at $99... I called DV and told them to lower the rate, same type of crap there as well with channel I don't won't so I canceled that. now I use amazon prime and netflix

mopek1 · 06-19-2014, 04:19 AM

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JustDaveXxx · 06-19-2014, 09:19 PM

Too funny and so true!!

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