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Juicy D. Links · 06-29-2014, 06:49 AM

It really sucked except when Mark Wahlburg was shirtless

I fell asleep a few times i think... the fucking thing was 2:45 long

Dont bother wait till its out on DVD

brassmonkey · 06-29-2014, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

It really sucked except when Mark Wahlburg was shirtless

I fell asleep a few times i think... the fucking thing was 2:45 long

Dont bother wait till its out on DVD

flipping and sparks right?

Relentless · 06-29-2014, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

flipping and sparks right?

That's what you feel when whalberg takes his shirt off? ;)

2MuchMark · 06-29-2014, 08:14 AM

Can't wait to see it. Michael Bay is God.

XMaster · 06-29-2014, 08:30 AM

of course it sucks - as much as all Michael Bay movies.

Sly · 06-29-2014, 08:32 AM

2 and 3 sucked. Had no intention of watching.

SilentKnight · 06-29-2014, 09:02 AM

No Megan Fox.

No good.

Dear Michael Bay - should've had Megan Fox shirtless...instead of Wahlberg.

Paul&John · 06-29-2014, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by **********

Can't wait to see it. Michael Bay is God.

I liked his performance at CES

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_xUa_q29V-s

seeandsee · 06-29-2014, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul&John

I liked his performance at CES

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_xUa_q29V-s

paid talk with out text, what could he say...

TidalWave · 06-29-2014, 09:36 AM

Yup! Stupid and boring!
I knew they made this one worse than the others when I heard he fucking rides a "dinobot". How stupid.

Juicy D. Links · 06-29-2014, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by TidalWave

Yup! Stupid and boring!
I knew they made this one worse than the others when I heard he fucking rides a "dinobot". How stupid.

optimus prime also was missing one testicle in this film

brassmonkey · 06-29-2014, 03:28 PM

why did you think it would be better???

Magnetron · 06-29-2014, 03:52 PM

I honestly don't remember what happened in 3.

Can't imagine 4 would be any more memorable.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 06-29-2014, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

It really sucked except when Mark Wahlburg was shirtless

Was wondering how Transformers hauled in $100m for it's opening...

ADG

kane · 06-29-2014, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Magnetron

I honestly don't remember what happened in 3.

Can't imagine 4 would be any more memorable.

I never saw 3, but thought I had. Recently it was on some cable channel so I stopped and watched for a few minutes, not sure which one it was and hoping to get a glimpse of Megan Fox. As it plays I start thinking, "I don't remember this."

I ended up watching the last 30 minutes of the movie and realized I hadn't seen it and clearly didn't miss much.

I like hot girls and big robots battling for mindless entertainment, but I don't want to pay $12 to see that in a theater.

fitzmulti · 06-29-2014, 04:53 PM

Looks like they are beating a dead horse.

2MuchMark · 06-29-2014, 04:59 PM

Speaking as a fan...

The first Transformers was a spectacular film. Stunning, stunning, stunning visual effects. I saw it in theatres once when it originally came out, and again when it was re released in imax. I've watched it many more times on TV. The humour was perfect. And OMG - That shot - that shot - with the robot shooting its rockets over the big-tit girl, screaming, in slow motion. What a moneyshot. Amazing. Fantastic. Wow. Just a fantastic movie.

The second Transformers was just no fun. The cutsie wise-cracking robots were just plain insulting and groan-generating. The story was dull, the action was so so. The use of combination 2.35:1 and iMax was well done and the fight in the forest was a new level in visual effects that topped even the first Transformers.

The third, Transformers: Dark of the Moon, was EXCELLENT. I don't know if its better than T1 but its at least just as good. All the actors clearly had a great time making this movie, and so did the cameos. Witwikki's new girlfriend was beautiful and a better actress than Megan Fox. The cool conspiracy theories (Chernobyl, the moon landings.. Nasa... )... the Humour! WOW! So funny, and so well done. And of course, the visual effects again, hit new heights: The distruction of Chicago.... The skyscraper scene... and of course, the FLYING WINGMEN - WOW!!!!! That wasn't CG - That was really shot live - those wingmen really did fly through Chicago. COME FUCKING ON that was incredible. Just. wow...

I didn't see #4 yet but will go this week. I hope it's as good as 1 or 3, and hope it doesn't suck donkey balls like #1.

So Bay got cold feet doing a sales pitch for a new TV. So he has lots of 'splosions in his movies. So what. The guy really, really knows how to make some kick ass movies. If you're bored and want something new, consider watch THE ISLAND (one of my favourites) or PAIN AND GAIN which was also pretty decent.

MaDalton · 06-29-2014, 05:33 PM

I dont give a flying fuck about this crap. I saw the first 30 mins of the first movie, then switched to something else and never looked back

I am not 12 anymore

brassmonkey · 06-29-2014, 05:38 PM

im buzzed

SilentKnight · 06-29-2014, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by **********

Speaking as a fan...

The first Transformers was a spectacular film. Stunning, stunning, stunning visual effects. I saw it in theatres once when it originally came out, and again when it was re released in imax. I've watched it many more times on TV. The humour was perfect. And OMG - That shot - that shot - with the robot shooting its rockets over the big-tit girl, screaming, in slow motion. What a moneyshot. Amazing. Fantastic. Wow. Just a fantastic movie.

The second Transformers was just no fun. The cutsie wise-cracking robots were just plain insulting and groan-generating. The story was dull, the action was so so. The use of combination 2.35:1 and iMax was well done and the fight in the forest was a new level in visual effects that topped even the first Transformers.

The third, Transformers: Dark of the Moon, was EXCELLENT. I don't know if its better than T1 but its at least just as good. All the actors clearly had a great time making this movie, and so did the cameos. Witwikki's new girlfriend was beautiful and a better actress than Megan Fox. The cool conspiracy theories (Chernobyl, the moon landings.. Nasa... )... the Humour! WOW! So funny, and so well done. And of course, the visual effects again, hit new heights: The distruction of Chicago.... The skyscraper scene... and of course, the FLYING WINGMEN - WOW!!!!! That wasn't CG - That was really shot live - those wingmen really did fly through Chicago. COME FUCKING ON that was incredible. Just. wow...

I didn't see #4 yet but will go this week. I hope it's as good as 1 or 3, and hope it doesn't suck donkey balls like #1.

So Bay got cold feet doing a sales pitch for a new TV. So he has lots of 'splosions in his movies. So what. The guy really, really knows how to make some kick ass movies. If you're bored and want something new, consider watch THE ISLAND (one of my favourites) or PAIN AND GAIN which was also pretty decent.

You'll never see a Volt transform into...anything.

Joshua G · 06-29-2014, 05:59 PM

hundreds of years from now, when robots are better than humans & take over the earth, the robots will look back on michael bays work as if he were Nostradamus.

Juicy D. Links · 06-30-2014, 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by JoshGirls Josh

hundreds of years from now, when robots are better than humans & take over the earth, the robots will look back on michael bays work as if he were Nostradamus.

Dvae · 06-30-2014, 04:53 PM

The "hay day" of movie making is long gone.

I haven't been to a theater in so long I could't tell you last movie I went to see.

JA$ON · 06-30-2014, 05:11 PM

Optimus Prime is carrying and alien sword and riding on the back of a robot fire breathing T-Rex...that is the coolest thing EVER!!!!!!

- My 8 yr old son

P.S. I will be seeing it wether I want to or not

MiamiBoyz · 06-30-2014, 07:14 PM

Let me clue you into something.

Movies like that suck because they are nothing more than long commercials to get children to annoy their parents until they buy them every fucking action figure, fast food tie in, theme park ticket, t-shirt, blah blah blah that is marketed along with the movie/commercial!

Sorry but it's the ugly truth...

2MuchMark · 06-30-2014, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

You'll never see a Volt transform into...anything.

There's a Volt in the new Transformers movie and - you're right, it doesn't transform. sigh. But if it did, it would have been the coolest ever!

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Originally Posted by Dvae

The "hay day" of movie making is long gone.

Not at all. Movies today are just as good as they ever were. I *LOVE* going to the movies. Big screen, Big Sound, Big Popcorn.. a fun few hours. You don't have to go see the big budget explosion-rests if you're not into them - there's all kinds out there.

Anyway speaking of Transformers 4, I just came back from it. Surprise!! It is actually very good. It's darker than the others, and a couple of scenes must be disturbing to young kids. The story is smart, and of course yet again, they amped up the visual effects to an insane new level. The 'bots now have more detail if you can believe that. And it's just a guess, but it kind of looks like they were experimenting with some new lighting techniques.

The movie is L O N G at 2 hours and 45 freakin' minutes but it all works. They take their time to introduce all the new characters which makes you care about them later on. Marky Mark is great, and so is everyone else - with Kelsey Gramar as a villain. Cool! Oh and of course, lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of 'splosions....

Anyway, if you like the Transformers movies, you'll like this one. If you don't, you won't.

Juicy D. Links · 07-01-2014, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Dvae

The "hay day" of movie making is long gone.

I haven't been to a theater in so long I could't tell you last movie I went to see.

there are some good ones still out there

armysmoke · 07-01-2014, 04:23 AM

My wife has the hots for Mark Wahlburg so we have to go see the damn movie.

balint · 07-01-2014, 04:28 AM

I am looking forward to watch the movie instead of the warning

PaperstreetWinston · 07-01-2014, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by fitzmulti

Looks like they are beating a dead horse.

in a fantastic fashion ;)

dyna mo · 07-01-2014, 08:32 AM

who sucked who's dick to get wahlberg in this?

Juicy D. Links · 07-01-2014, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

who sucked who's dick to get wahlberg in this?

alot of dick must have been suck !!!!

DerekMister33 · 07-02-2014, 09:20 PM

That sucks I was really looking forward to watching it.

H-Tom · 07-03-2014, 06:49 AM

Sorry Juicy but I dont believe you. You also said that Anchorman 2 sucked and that movie was great. Will check Transformers this week, it has giant robots, explosions and 200 mil budget - a perfect summer movie.

H-Tom · 07-05-2014, 01:15 AM

As I thougth I liked Transformers 4 very much, actually imo this is the best movie in the series. If you want to see giant robots shooting for more than 2 hours, thats a great movie for you

BoardiesBitch · 07-05-2014, 01:47 AM

i was not planning on spend my time on it anyway

brassmonkey · 07-05-2014, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by armysmoke

My wife has the hots for Mark Wahlburg so we have to go see the damn movie.

my wife likes ball players its all good tho

JFK · 07-05-2014, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JA$ON

Optimus Prime is carrying and alien sword and riding on the back of a robot fire breathing T-Rex...that is the coolest thing EVER!!!!!!

- My 8 yr old son

P.S. I will be seeing it wether I want to or not

Bingohhhhhhhhh

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	The new transformers movie.. Dont waste you time with it (Warning) It really sucked except when Mark Wahlburg was shirtless I fell asleep a few times i think... the fucking thing was 2:45 long Dont bother wait till its out on DVD

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SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	No Megan Fox. No good. Dear Michael Bay - should've had Megan Fox shirtless...instead of Wahlberg.

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