Rant Google, WTF? - GoFuckYourself.com

Zeiss · 09-05-2014, 01:31 AM

Optimizing for Bandwidth on Apache and Nginx ... http://googlewebmastercentral.blogsp...pache-and.html

So Google is not happy with only gathering data from your sites through Google Analytics, it is not happy for stealing the content from your sites (like showing images, videos and direct answers keywords searches or questions without even displaying your site or it's url in these asnwers, etc.) but now they want to know what is going on on your server. Google,

Hope these Google fucks spend all their earnings for doctors and medicine bills.

P.S. Yes, I am in the mood.

Klen · 09-05-2014, 01:41 AM

Nice,installing it right now.

nico-t · 09-05-2014, 02:52 AM

fuck google

seeandsee · 09-05-2014, 02:59 AM

google will control everything one day

freecartoonporn · 09-05-2014, 06:39 AM

whats wrong with pagespeed module , its awesome if you ask me.,
you can gain same effect without installing pagespeed module, but it takes some time to compress everything ....

ditlev · 09-05-2014, 08:15 AM

im sure this will be tied into their coming CDN offering somehow...

Mattie101 · 09-05-2014, 08:33 AM

Worst.

nico-t · 09-05-2014, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

whats wrong with pagespeed module , its awesome if you ask me.,
you can gain same effect without installing pagespeed module, but it takes some time to compress everything ....

nothing wrong with that - its giving fucking google the key to everything you got what bothers people, and me.
All that crap google wants from webmasters by now is the equivalent of handing them the keys to your house, your car, unlimited access to your gf or wifes cunt and ass (and your own ass), let them watch while you shower and shit, etc. Fuck i hate google so much.

AaronM · 09-05-2014, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

nothing wrong with that - its giving fucking google the key to everything you got what bothers people, and me.
All that crap google wants from webmasters by now is the equivalent of handing them the keys to your house, your car, unlimited access to your gf or wifes cunt and ass (and your own ass), let them watch while you shower and shit, etc. Fuck i hate google so much.

It would be nice if somebody included the things that this actually gives Google. What EXACTLY is the real concern with the Pagespeed module?

Or are people just bitching in general even though Pagespeed has no issues?

FlowerKid · 09-05-2014, 10:54 AM

The Google is evil.

dicknipples · 09-05-2014, 11:03 AM

Are you fucking serious? This baffles me... How fucking retarded are you people? Seriously. You're the dumbest fucks I have ever came in contact with. I actually feel as if I lost IQ points just reading the responses in this thread.

PageSpeed is a fucking godsend. It analyzes your site and shows you how to improve it to help your fucking visitors have a more pleasant time on your site...

You know what I do when I come to a site that loads slowly? I fucking close it. Do you want that? No. You want me to stay, click, buy. Google is helping with that.

God you're all a bunch of fucking numbskulls.

Also if you think Google is so evil and shit, put this line of code in robots.txt and upload it to the public root of your site. No more evil Google bothering you.

Code:

# Fuck "evil" Google!
User-agent: Googlebot
Disallow: /
User-agent: googlebot-image
Disallow: /
User-agent: googlebot-mobile
Disallow: /

nm_ · 09-05-2014, 12:26 PM

Yea, how is this a bad thing again?

Have you guys ever used pagespeed / tools.pingdom.com? How is optimizing your site to load faster / load resources correctly a bad thing?

dicknipples · 09-05-2014, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nm_

Yea, how is this a bad thing again?

Have you guys ever used pagespeed / tools.pingdom.com? How is optimizing your site to load faster / load resources correctly a bad thing?

Uneducated people spouting off more bullshit of Google being this huge evil company, all while thinking Google is OBLIGATED to send them traffic.

The Porn Nerd · 09-05-2014, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser Koopa

Are you fucking serious? This baffles me... How fucking retarded are you people? Seriously. You're the dumbest fucks I have ever came in contact with. I actually feel as if I lost IQ points just reading the responses in this thread.

PageSpeed is a fucking godsend. It analyzes your site and shows you how to improve it to help your fucking visitors have a more pleasant time on your site...

You know what I do when I come to a site that loads slowly? I fucking close it. Do you want that? No. You want me to stay, click, buy. Google is helping with that.

God you're all a bunch of fucking numbskulls.

Also if you think Google is so evil and shit, put this line of code in robots.txt and upload it to the public root of your site. No more evil Google bothering you.

Code:

# Fuck "evil" Google!
User-agent: Googlebot
Disallow: /
User-agent: googlebot-image
Disallow: /
User-agent: googlebot-mobile
Disallow: /

Google 'Camel nose under the tent' to see how stupid we all are.

Aka_Bluey · 09-05-2014, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser Koopa

Are you fucking serious? This baffles me... How fucking retarded are you people? Seriously. You're the dumbest fucks I have ever came in contact with. I actually feel as if I lost IQ points just reading the responses in this thread.

PageSpeed is a fucking godsend. It analyzes your site and shows you how to improve it to help your fucking visitors have a more pleasant time on your site...

You know what I do when I come to a site that loads slowly? I fucking close it. Do you want that? No. You want me to stay, click, buy. Google is helping with that.

God you're all a bunch of fucking numbskulls.

Also if you think Google is so evil and shit, put this line of code in robots.txt and upload it to the public root of your site. No more evil Google bothering you.

Code:

# Fuck "evil" Google!
User-agent: Googlebot
Disallow: /
User-agent: googlebot-image
Disallow: /
User-agent: googlebot-mobile
Disallow: /

Tell us how you really feel.

brassmonkey · 09-05-2014, 04:07 PM

search engines dont always follow robots.txt google is flooding my sites with perverts!

Zeiss · 09-06-2014, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlowerKid

The Google is evil.

http://techrights.org/2014/02/10/stallman-on-google/

BIGTYMER · 09-07-2014, 01:35 AM

So quick to bash him.. Don't get it twisted. Two very different things are being talked about here.

PageSpeed browser addon
PageSpeed server module

Now Google wants inside your servers...

Zeiss · 09-07-2014, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

Now Google wants inside your servers...

Exactly what I was talking about...

freecartoonporn · 09-07-2014, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

So quick to bash him.. Don't get it twisted. Two very different things are being talked about here.

PageSpeed browser addon
PageSpeed server module

Now Google wants inside your servers...

so which one is evil ?
i guess you meant server module.,
but you do understand its source is open.
https://github.com/pagespeed/

rowan · 09-07-2014, 04:27 AM

I can see that it's a program written by Google, but are you sure it's actually phoning home information? I had a quick look at the install and config docs and could not find any suggestion that it needed to use a third party (eg an API) to function.

anexsia · 09-07-2014, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeiss

http://techrights.org/2014/02/10/stallman-on-google/

Richard Stallman is such a whack job lol

Zeiss · 09-07-2014, 11:14 AM

You know what... I have tested this shit. It is complete shit. Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5620 @ 2.40GHz, 4 cores freak out on 100% with load average 35.51 and sites stop loading.. Fuck you, Google, one more time! My sites are super-duper fast, anyway. Fuck you, fucking Google!

ManPuppy · 09-07-2014, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

google will control everything one day

umm... They don't already?

mopek1 · 09-08-2014, 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser Koopa

Uneducated people spouting off more bullshit of Google being this huge evil company, all while thinking Google is OBLIGATED to send them traffic.

Says the google shill ...

09-05-2014, 01:31 AM	#1
Zeiss Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2012 Location: With your mom Posts: 5,189	Google, WTF? Optimizing for Bandwidth on Apache and Nginx ... http://googlewebmastercentral.blogsp...pache-and.html So Google is not happy with only gathering data from your sites through Google Analytics, it is not happy for stealing the content from your sites (like showing images, videos and direct answers keywords searches or questions without even displaying your site or it's url in these asnwers, etc.) but now they want to know what is going on on your server. Google, Hope these Google fucks spend all their earnings for doctors and medicine bills. P.S. Yes, I am in the mood. __________________ Adult Webmasters Guides

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Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	Nice,installing it right now.

09-05-2014, 02:52 AM	#3
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	fuck google

09-05-2014, 08:15 AM	#6
ditlev Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 32	im sure this will be tied into their coming CDN offering somehow...

09-05-2014, 11:03 AM	#11
dicknipples Formerly known as Lensman Industry Role: Join Date: May 2014 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 654	Are you fucking serious? This baffles me... How fucking retarded are you people? Seriously. You're the dumbest fucks I have ever came in contact with. I actually feel as if I lost IQ points just reading the responses in this thread. PageSpeed is a fucking godsend. It analyzes your site and shows you how to improve it to help your fucking visitors have a more pleasant time on your site... You know what I do when I come to a site that loads slowly? I fucking close it. Do you want that? No. You want me to stay, click, buy. Google is helping with that. God you're all a bunch of fucking numbskulls. Also if you think Google is so evil and shit, put this line of code in robots.txt and upload it to the public root of your site. No more evil Google bothering you. Code: # Fuck "evil" Google! User-agent: Googlebot Disallow: / User-agent: googlebot-image Disallow: / User-agent: googlebot-mobile Disallow: /

09-05-2014, 12:26 PM	#12
nm_ Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2011 Location: San Diego Posts: 328	Yea, how is this a bad thing again? Have you guys ever used pagespeed / tools.pingdom.com? How is optimizing your site to load faster / load resources correctly a bad thing?

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09-07-2014, 01:35 AM	#18
BIGTYMER Junior Achiever Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Walled Garden Posts: 17,066	So quick to bash him.. Don't get it twisted. Two very different things are being talked about here. PageSpeed browser addon PageSpeed server module Now Google wants inside your servers...

09-07-2014, 04:27 AM	#21
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	I can see that it's a program written by Google, but are you sure it's actually phoning home information? I had a quick look at the install and config docs and could not find any suggestion that it needed to use a third party (eg an API) to function.

09-07-2014, 11:14 AM	#23
Zeiss Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2012 Location: With your mom Posts: 5,189	You know what... I have tested this shit. It is complete shit. Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5620 @ 2.40GHz, 4 cores freak out on 100% with load average 35.51 and sites stop loading.. Fuck you, Google, one more time! My sites are super-duper fast, anyway. Fuck you, fucking Google! __________________ Adult Webmasters Guides Last edited by Zeiss; 09-07-2014 at 11:16 AM..