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Rochard · 11-29-2014, 10:10 AM

Say what you want about GFY, but GFY has taught me the subtle art of creating interesting posts and getting page views.

My hometown has a local Facebook group and since it's creation I have slowly been trolling the group, posting my "selfies with sunglasses", and starting interesting posts that get a lot of attention. The running joke in our town is that we no longer have a Taco Bell, so recently I dressed up as a construction worker and went to a construction site and announced that they weren't building a gas station, but instead a Taco Bell and ended up getting a lot of comments. Everywhere I go here in town people know who I am and just come up out of the blue to introduce myself. Local businesses - mostly restaurants - invite me to visit them.

Last night was typical. It's well known here in town that I freaking love pizza, and last night we went out to new pizza place to try them out. Son of a bitch... They had a picture of me behind the counter with instructions to call the owner if I ever showed up. We had already eaten by the time he showed up, but he gave me my meal for free and made me a "special pizza" to take home.

Of course it ended up on Facebook.

I am also consulting for a few people on Facebook - Not for money, but more to figure out how to do it and just for kicks. Any tips would be great.

jimmycooper · 11-29-2014, 10:17 AM

Cool story, bro!

420 · 11-29-2014, 10:20 AM

Did you dye your hair to look less like leno?

dyna mo · 11-29-2014, 10:22 AM

a guy I know likes to rub it in how popular he is on facebook, mentioning how he has over 250 friends on there. A while back he invited me to his birthday bash along with all those 250 "friends".

I was the only person outside his family to show up at the party.

Rochard · 11-29-2014, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by 420

Did you dye your hair to look less like leno?

I don't dye my hair at all....

AaronM · 11-29-2014, 10:24 AM

Congrats?

Still waiting for you to post proof of your "assault rifles."

Here's tip for you....Don't believe your own press clippings.

DamageX · 11-29-2014, 10:25 AM

Everyone in your town knows you and you rep for DF and troll GFY for a living? You're doing it way wrong...

jimmycooper · 11-29-2014, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

a guy I know likes to rub it in how popular he is on facebook, mentioning how he has over 250 friends on there. A while back he invited me to his birthday bash along with all those 250 "friends".

I was the only person outside his family to show up at the party.

Wow. That's pretty funny. Or sad. Or both.

Did he seem disappointed? Did you ever broach the subject with him?

ErectMedia · 11-29-2014, 10:27 AM

Confucius says popular man not have to announce he's popular.

SilentKnight · 11-29-2014, 10:29 AM

Disregard the detractors who would label you just another self-involved, egotistical, narcissistic, glory-seeking attention whore.

You parlayed it into free pizza!

j/king - we all play our unique and creative self-promo games in our own little way.

420 · 11-29-2014, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I don't dye my hair at all....

Must be the lighting. Your hair looks much darker in the new pic than the one you posted in that selfie thread.

DamageX · 11-29-2014, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Disregard the detractors who would label you just another self-involved, egotistical, narcissistic, glory-seeking attention whore.

You parlayed it into free pizza!

Dvae · 11-29-2014, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Say what you want about GFY, but GFY has taught me the subtle art of creating interesting posts and getting page views.

My hometown has a local Facebook group and since it's creation I have slowly been trolling the group, posting my "selfies with sunglasses", and st

You of all people should never use the words "trolling" and "slowly" in the same sentence.

Rochard · 11-29-2014, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by 420

Must be the lighting. Your hair looks much darker in the new pic than the one you posted in that selfie thread.

It was the lighting.... Outside in the sun vs in a poorly light restaurant.

Rochard · 11-29-2014, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Dvae

You of all people should never use the words "trolling" and "slowly" in the same sentence.

I used the term "trolling" very lightly. I just goof off here and every now and then debate a bit. People take me way too seriously when I am just having fun.

Rochard · 11-29-2014, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Congrats?

Still waiting for you to post proof of your "assault rifles."

Here's tip for you....Don't believe your own press clippings.

Don't hold your breath.

Rochard · 11-29-2014, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by DamageX

Everyone in your town knows you and you rep for DF and troll GFY for a living? You're doing it way wrong...

No one in my home town knows what I do for a living or even cares. When they ask I say "I do online marketing for a dating company and email platform" and before I finish they are yawning.

AaronM · 11-29-2014, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Don't hold your breath.

I haven't been. I've known you were lying which is why I called you out for it.

You're so cool.

Rochard · 11-29-2014, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

I've known you were lying which is why I called you out for it.

I just don't feel the need to prove anything to anyone. I am not eight years old.

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Originally Posted by AaronM

You're so cool.

And old.

DamageX · 11-29-2014, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

No one in my home town knows what I do for a living or even cares. When they ask I say "I do online marketing for a dating company and email platform" and before I finish they are yawning.

It doesn't matter what they think you do for a living. What matters is that they know you and you're obviously no capitalizing on that.

Let's put it this way, how much are you making currently? I'd venture a guess around $100K-120K/year, base salary, commision and affiliate income combined. And considering the current state of the industry I may even be generous.

Does that make for a reasonably comfortable living? Probably. But if it's true that everyone in your town knows you, then you could be at $40K-$50K A MONTH within a year or less. Then double that within another year, with only some moderate effort. If you did it right, of course.

420 · 11-29-2014, 11:15 AM

He should run for mayor. If that's unsuccessful, open a party bus company that's a play on his family name.

AaronM · 11-29-2014, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I just don't feel the need to prove anything to anyone. I am not eight years old.

You make multiple bullshit claims then post this when confronted about it?

You're not refusing to post it because of how you feel, you're not posting it because you flat out lied and can't cover your ass.

JFK · 11-29-2014, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by ErectMedia

Confucius says popular man not have to announce he's popular.

Thank God for Confucius, save me saying it

SuckOnThis · 11-29-2014, 11:27 AM

So you spend your time going around to empty fields dressed as a construction worker just to post it on facebook?

Rochard · 11-29-2014, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

So you spend your time going around to empty fields dressed as a construction worker just to post it on facebook?

Yeah, I made a sixty second video. It's not like I spent an hour on it or even more than two minutes.

American Psycho · 11-29-2014, 11:40 AM

It spumds to me that you are wasting so much time on web forums. That time surely could be spent better for results that would dwarf a free pizza.

DamageX · 11-29-2014, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by American Psycho

It spumds to me that you are wasting so much time on web forums. That time surely could be spent better for results that would dwarf a free pizza.

Yeah, no shit...

Penny24Seven · 11-29-2014, 12:08 PM

Only you would make a thread like this. Funny thing is you are the one people laugh at behind your back and even to your face and you have no clue.
You are the guy that just doesn't get it and never will.
The way you think is never the reality of it and that is what makes it so funny.
For over ten years it has been this way and this thread is just more proof of it.
Aaron calls you out again. He is not some made up troll but one of the guys around here that "gets it"
Keep up the good work getting free pizza because that is what it is all about LOL

Penny24Seven · 11-29-2014, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by erectmedia

confucius says popular man not have to announce he's popular.

hahahaha

DWB · 11-29-2014, 12:17 PM

Blah, blah, blah, blah is all I saw until you wrote "pizza." From that word on, you had my undivided attention.

ErectMedia · 11-29-2014, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by DWB

Blah, blah, blah, blah is all I saw until you wrote "pizza." From that word on, you had my undivided attention.

Design is cool but going by that pic think it's safe to say that pie is still light years behind a good Chicago pie.

djroof · 11-29-2014, 12:50 PM

u rock dude!!!

Rochard · 11-29-2014, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

Only you would make a thread like this. Funny thing is you are the one people laugh at behind your back and even to your face and you have no clue.
You are the guy that just doesn't get it and never will.
The way you think is never the reality of it and that is what makes it so funny.
For over ten years it has been this way and this thread is just more proof of it.
Aaron calls you out again. He is not some made up troll but one of the guys around here that "gets it"
Keep up the good work getting free pizza because that is what it is all about LOL

Clearly I don't get it. Can you lighten up for just a second, take the stick out of your rump, and relax for a moment?

nico-t · 11-29-2014, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Say what you want about GFY, but GFY has taught me the subtle art of creating interesting posts

So when will you start?

NatalieK · 11-29-2014, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

My hometown has a local Facebook group

Sounds like a very nice town to live! Great photos too

dyna mo · 11-29-2014, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

So when will you start?

well played.

ErectMedia · 11-29-2014, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

So when will you start?

I Giggled.

baddog · 11-29-2014, 02:02 PM

I am not into pizza, but I parlayed my notoriety to this yesterday

2MuchMark · 11-29-2014, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Say what you want about GFY, but GFY has taught me the subtle art of creating interesting posts and getting page views.

My hometown has a local Facebook group and since it's creation I have slowly been trolling the group, posting my "selfies with sunglasses", and starting interesting posts that get a lot of attention. The running joke in our town is that we no longer have a Taco Bell, so recently I dressed up as a construction worker and went to a construction site and announced that they weren't building a gas station, but instead a Taco Bell and ended up getting a lot of comments. Everywhere I go here in town people know who I am and just come up out of the blue to introduce myself. Local businesses - mostly restaurants - invite me to visit them.

Last night was typical. It's well known here in town that I freaking love pizza, and last night we went out to new pizza place to try them out. Son of a bitch... They had a picture of me behind the counter with instructions to call the owner if I ever showed up. We had already eaten by the time he showed up, but he gave me my meal for free and made me a "special pizza" to take home.

Of course it ended up on Facebook.

I am also consulting for a few people on Facebook - Not for money, but more to figure out how to do it and just for kicks. Any tips would be great.

First, congrats!

And second, that is one scary-assed pizza! Delicious looking tho....

sonofsam · 11-29-2014, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I am not into pizza, but I parlayed my notoriety to this yesterday

Your "notoriety"

Is this real life?

So a couple of nerds bought up your "big bad biker" front, and now you think you're special?

Oh man

If anything brought you notoriety, I figured it would be that super-ultra successful SEO host and super-ultra successful PR firm hahahaha

DamageX · 11-29-2014, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

If anything brought you notoriety, I figured it would be that super-ultra successful SEO host and super-ultra successful PR firm hahahaha

Don't be a dick... It's not nice to make fun of the elderly.

slapass · 11-29-2014, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Say what you want about GFY, but GFY has taught me the subtle art of creating interesting posts and getting page views.

My hometown has a local Facebook group and since it's creation I have slowly been trolling the group, posting my "selfies with sunglasses", and starting interesting posts that get a lot of attention. The running joke in our town is that we no longer have a Taco Bell, so recently I dressed up as a construction worker and went to a construction site and announced that they weren't building a gas station, but instead a Taco Bell and ended up getting a lot of comments. Everywhere I go here in town people know who I am and just come up out of the blue to introduce myself. Local businesses - mostly restaurants - invite me to visit them.

Last night was typical. It's well known here in town that I freaking love pizza, and last night we went out to new pizza place to try them out. Son of a bitch... They had a picture of me behind the counter with instructions to call the owner if I ever showed up. We had already eaten by the time he showed up, but he gave me my meal for free and made me a "special pizza" to take home.

Of course it ended up on Facebook.

I am also consulting for a few people on Facebook - Not for money, but more to figure out how to do it and just for kicks. Any tips would be great.

That is cool

slapass · 11-29-2014, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by American Psycho

It spumds to me that you are wasting so much time on web forums. That time surely could be spent better for results that would dwarf a free pizza.

And we do it and dont even get the free pizza hahahah

Rochard · 11-29-2014, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

So when will you start?

Says the man posting in my thread.

Rochard · 11-29-2014, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by American Psycho

It spumds to me that you are wasting so much time on web forums. That time surely could be spent better for results that would dwarf a free pizza.

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Originally Posted by DamageX

Yeah, no shit...

Says the two people... Wasting their time.... Posting in a thread about.... a funny looking pizza.

American Psycho · 11-29-2014, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by slapass

And we do it and dont even get the free pizza hahahah

I spend a tiny amouy of time on web forums and its usually always business related browsing.

I visit the major adult forums as im in the adult industry.

DamageX · 11-29-2014, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Says the two people... Wasting their time.... Posting in a thread about.... a funny looking pizza.

I never said I wasn't wasting my time. I just agreed with him about you wasting yours.

seeandsee · 11-29-2014, 03:55 PM

i want to try that

Rochard · 11-29-2014, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by DamageX

I never said I wasn't wasting my time. I just agreed with him about you wasting yours.

So we both agree we are wasting our time?

In fact I'm not wasting my time. I post on Facebook. I make funny videos on Facebook. In the end it's made me a few friends and a few free meals. And I had fun doing it.

I think fishing is a waste of time, but you don't see me going down to the lake to laugh at them.

420 · 11-29-2014, 06:12 PM

Yummo, free small cheese pizza with black olives. You probably got it free because it is flawed; should have 8 arms.

11-29-2014, 10:10 AM	#1
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 72,792	I'm popular Say what you want about GFY, but GFY has taught me the subtle art of creating interesting posts and getting page views. My hometown has a local Facebook group and since it's creation I have slowly been trolling the group, posting my "selfies with sunglasses", and starting interesting posts that get a lot of attention. The running joke in our town is that we no longer have a Taco Bell, so recently I dressed up as a construction worker and went to a construction site and announced that they weren't building a gas station, but instead a Taco Bell and ended up getting a lot of comments. Everywhere I go here in town people know who I am and just come up out of the blue to introduce myself. Local businesses - mostly restaurants - invite me to visit them. Last night was typical. It's well known here in town that I freaking love pizza, and last night we went out to new pizza place to try them out. Son of a bitch... They had a picture of me behind the counter with instructions to call the owner if I ever showed up. We had already eaten by the time he showed up, but he gave me my meal for free and made me a "special pizza" to take home. Of course it ended up on Facebook. I am also consulting for a few people on Facebook - Not for money, but more to figure out how to do it and just for kicks. Any tips would be great. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

11-29-2014, 10:25 AM	#7
DamageX Marketing & Strategy Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Former nomad Posts: 14,293	Everyone in your town knows you and you rep for DF and troll GFY for a living? You're doing it way wrong... __________________ Whitehat is for chumps If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

11-29-2014, 10:27 AM	#9
ErectMedia Confirmed Chicago Pimp Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Chicago Posts: 7,100	Confucius says popular man not have to announce he's popular. __________________ Domain Name Registration Web3 Domains

11-29-2014, 12:08 PM	#28
Penny24Seven So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 6,289	Only you would make a thread like this. Funny thing is you are the one people laugh at behind your back and even to your face and you have no clue. You are the guy that just doesn't get it and never will. The way you think is never the reality of it and that is what makes it so funny. For over ten years it has been this way and this thread is just more proof of it. Aaron calls you out again. He is not some made up troll but one of the guys around here that "gets it" Keep up the good work getting free pizza because that is what it is all about LOL __________________ Our site is coming soon. It will be one of the best ever! I know so. Brian and Penny

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seeandsee Check SIG! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Europe (Skype: gojkoas) Posts: 50,945	i want to try that __________________ BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year Contact here

11-29-2014, 10:17 AM	#2
jimmycooper Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2010 Location: Manhattan Posts: 4,016	Cool story, bro!

11-29-2014, 10:20 AM	#3
420 cuck Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 11,571	Did you dye your hair to look less like leno?

11-29-2014, 10:22 AM	#4
dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 63,903	a guy I know likes to rub it in how popular he is on facebook, mentioning how he has over 250 friends on there. A while back he invited me to his birthday bash along with all those 250 "friends". I was the only person outside his family to show up at the party.

11-29-2014, 10:24 AM	#6
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Congrats? Still waiting for you to post proof of your "assault rifles." Here's tip for you....Don't believe your own press clippings.

11-29-2014, 10:29 AM	#10
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Disregard the detractors who would label you just another self-involved, egotistical, narcissistic, glory-seeking attention whore. You parlayed it into free pizza! j/king - we all play our unique and creative self-promo games in our own little way.

11-29-2014, 11:15 AM	#21
420 cuck Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 11,571	He should run for mayor. If that's unsuccessful, open a party bus company that's a play on his family name.

11-29-2014, 11:27 AM	#24
SuckOnThis So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In my head Posts: 6,844	So you spend your time going around to empty fields dressed as a construction worker just to post it on facebook?

11-29-2014, 11:40 AM	#26
American Psycho Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 3,068	It spumds to me that you are wasting so much time on web forums. That time surely could be spent better for results that would dwarf a free pizza.

11-29-2014, 12:17 PM	#30
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	Blah, blah, blah, blah is all I saw until you wrote "pizza." From that word on, you had my undivided attention.

11-29-2014, 12:50 PM	#32
djroof JuicyDevils.gr Owner Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Greece Posts: 25,371	u rock dude!!!

11-29-2014, 02:02 PM	#38
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,090	I am not into pizza, but I parlayed my notoriety to this yesterday

11-29-2014, 06:12 PM	#50
420 cuck Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 11,571	Yummo, free small cheese pizza with black olives. You probably got it free because it is flawed; should have 8 arms.