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Old 12-11-2014, 07:46 AM   #51
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That's a rhetorical question, right?
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Old 12-11-2014, 01:45 PM   #52
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Old 12-11-2014, 01:59 PM   #53
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Old 12-11-2014, 05:10 PM   #54
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Old 12-12-2014, 03:27 AM   #55
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Old 12-12-2014, 11:04 AM   #56
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and who's the lucky winner
No winner yet. But you're definitely a good joke.
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Old 12-12-2014, 02:03 PM   #57
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Old 12-12-2014, 03:27 PM   #58
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Old 12-12-2014, 04:42 PM   #59
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you gonna send it to me just you dont know it at this moment
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Old 12-14-2014, 03:26 AM   #60
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you gonna send it to me just you dont know it at this moment
That's impossible. Utterly impossible, never gonna happen.
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Old 12-14-2014, 12:33 PM   #61
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Old 12-14-2014, 12:44 PM   #62
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A real joke for you all....

A vampire bat goes out to forage, comes back empty handed. His mate does the same, returns with nothing. A third bat goes out & comes back with a mouthful of blood. The first bat says to the third bat "where did you find the blood". The third bat replies "I flew out of the cave & turned right." "Do you see that tree over there". The first bat replies "yes", the third bat says "well I didn't".
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Old 12-14-2014, 02:05 PM   #63
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A real joke for you all....

A vampire bat goes out to forage, comes back empty handed. His mate does the same, returns with nothing. A third bat goes out & comes back with a mouthful of blood. The first bat says to the third bat "where did you find the blood". The third bat replies "I flew out of the cave & turned right." "Do you see that tree over there". The first bat replies "yes", the third bat says "well I didn't".
LMFAO, good one!
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why do women get their periods?

because they fucking deserve them
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Old 12-14-2014, 04:07 PM   #65
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LMFAO, good one!
Glad you liked it. Hope it was funny enough to have the Tshirt, would love to wear it on a shoot, happy to do a fansign with it half off for you too DamageX

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Old 12-14-2014, 06:38 PM   #66
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Old 12-15-2014, 01:46 AM   #67
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A real joke for you all....

A vampire bat goes out to forage, comes back empty handed. His mate does the same, returns with nothing. A third bat goes out & comes back with a mouthful of blood. The first bat says to the third bat "where did you find the blood". The third bat replies "I flew out of the cave & turned right." "Do you see that tree over there". The first bat replies "yes", the third bat says "well I didn't".
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Glad you liked it. Hope it was funny enough to have the Tshirt, would love to wear it on a shoot, happy to do a fansign with it half off for you too DamageX
Winner winner, chicken dinner! Get in touch with Sly to get your t-shirt, make sure you reference to this thread. Looking forward to that shoot.

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Whats Forrest Gump's password?



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A 65-year old mailman decided it was time to retire. When the small
commmunity he worked for found out, they decided they should do
something nice for him, since he'd served them for the past 45
years.

So, the last day on the job, the mailman went up to the first house,
and the homeowner welcomed him in. They gave him a pile of presents
to thank him for all his hard work.

At the next house they gave him a cheque for 100 dollars, and the 3rd
house, a cheque for 200 dollars.

At the fourth house, a blonde lady answered.
She was wearing silk pajamas, and was motioning him to follow her
upstairs. the mailman had the best sex of his entire life, and when
they were done, he went downstairs. On the table was a huge
breakfast, with waffles, eggs, pancakes, the whole deal, and a cup of
coffee with a 5 dollar bill underneath.

The mailman was curious, so he said to the lady, "I've had the best
day of my entire life, everyone has been so nice to me, but I have to
ask, what's the 5 dollar bill for?"

The lady replied, "I asked my husband what we should do for you and
he said 'fuck him, give him five bucks', but breakfast was my idea."
Thanks all for the laughs!
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Winner winner, chicken dinner! Get in touch with Sly to get your t-shirt, make sure you reference to this thread. Looking forward to that shoot.
Ahhh thank you DamageX, look forward to receiving it
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Old 12-16-2014, 12:47 AM   #71
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Old 12-16-2014, 02:40 PM   #72
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Old 12-17-2014, 02:52 AM   #73
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Is that even constitutional?!?!



So this is you then?



So fucking owned!
HAHAHAHAHA this one deserves the shirt! look at that baby 😂😂😂😂😂
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Thanks freecartoonporn.

Wondering why I haven't had a reply from sly yet

Looking forward to taking it off in the sun
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