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CurrentlySober · 01-05-2015, 01:13 PM

https://www.fitbit.com/uk/flex

I was secretly hoping it had something to do with poo... But, unfortunately, it didn't...

seeandsee · 01-05-2015, 01:47 PM

stick that around asshole and shit, you see, works now

420 · 01-05-2015, 01:49 PM

That thing would barely fit around my dick. Definitely won't fit your wrist cs bro.

yuu.design · 01-05-2015, 02:31 PM

nice gadget

SplatterMaster · 01-05-2015, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I was secretly hoping it had something to do with poo... But, unfortunately, it didn't...

Set the alarm to remind you to take a shit

L-Pink · 01-05-2015, 04:01 PM

Very cool if it works. How's it track calories burned?

hadden · 01-05-2015, 04:20 PM

Very gay but at least it still looks like shit

CurrentlySober · 01-05-2015, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Very cool if it works. How's it track calories burned?

Not 100% sure TBH mate, cause I only got it about 10 hours ago, so I havent had time to really play with it.

I actually got it to measure 'steps walked' and monitor my sleep patterns... But it appears to do a lot more than that, so I'll probably learn more about the other stuff later...

Really need to wear it for a few weeks to enable it to gather some data for me to play with first

CurrentlySober · 01-05-2015, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SplatterMaster

Set the alarm to remind you to take a shit

Like I need to be reminded !

mikesouth · 01-05-2015, 08:46 PM

that actually looks very cool kind of an interesting way to keep track of your health over long periods of time...I may have to spring for one...

Bladewire · 01-05-2015, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

That thing would barely fit around my dick.

Proof or BAN

L-Pink · 01-05-2015, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Squirtit

Proof or BAN

Perfect

Hey CS, does it measure steps or distance walked?

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artwilliams · 01-05-2015, 08:58 PM

I cunt a4rd one.

420 · 01-05-2015, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Squirtit

Proof or BAN

CurrentlySober · 01-06-2015, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesouth

that actually looks very cool kind of an interesting way to keep track of your health over long periods of time...I may have to spring for one...

Yeah, give it a go. Theres a new model out, which includes a watch, and automatically knows when you sleep, and knows when you are climbing stairs, so there are a lot of discounts on the flex at the moment. I paid 25% less than the actual cost, from a legit bricks and mortar shop...

Its very light weight, so you wont know you are wearing it. However you have to tell it when 'sleep mode' is needed. So apart from that, just keep it on for a month or so and you'll have a lot of data to play with.

CurrentlySober · 01-06-2015, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Perfect

Hey CS, does it measure steps or distance walked?

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The default is steps. Its set at a recommended 10,000 a day - However, you can set it to whatever you want. Each time you complete 20% of your steps, it buzzes and displays a light. So when you have done 60 % it will buzz and show 3 lights...

On completion you get 5 lights doing a dance

As for a distance display, its possible I suppose, but I have not got enough data yet to know. The more data collected, the more ways it can display it, so its not obvious straight away. In other-words, it may just give me my total steps for 30 days, and then after that produce a graph that wasn't there before to tell me what distance it was over that 30 days...

The sleep thing is cool - Here is last nights results (Being 'awake' just means not being fully asleep - Not up and active)

And there are also lots of other graphs that have yet to be populated...

The best thing about it, is that t all works on its own. Whenever I sit at my computer, it just syncs automatically in the background, so no messing about with it

SekobA · 01-06-2015, 03:47 AM

post a pic

Juicy D. Links · 01-06-2015, 06:08 AM

they last for a few months if lucky , i had to warranty replace mine 4x ....

i have there Aria scale as well...

The new model they have look good but waiting on reviews...

420 · 01-09-2015, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

The default is steps. Its set at a recommended 10,000 a day - However, you can set it to whatever you want. Each time you complete 20% of your steps, it buzzes and displays a light. So when you have done 60 % it will buzz and show 3 lights...

On completion you get 5 lights doing a dance

As for a distance display, its possible I suppose, but I have not got enough data yet to know. The more data collected, the more ways it can display it, so its not obvious straight away. In other-words, it may just give me my total steps for 30 days, and then after that produce a graph that wasn't there before to tell me what distance it was over that 30 days...

The sleep thing is cool - Here is last nights results (Being 'awake' just means not being fully asleep - Not up and active)

And there are also lots of other graphs that have yet to be populated...

The best thing about it, is that t all works on its own. Whenever I sit at my computer, it just syncs automatically in the background, so no messing about with it

Does it show how many times you got up to poo?

CurrentlySober · 01-09-2015, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by 420

Does it show how many times you got up to poo?

No, it cant do that... Not because it isn't technically competent enough...

Its just that I choose to shit the bed, to save waking up and walking to the toilet

420 · 01-09-2015, 11:50 AM

I understand this bit now. "(Being 'awake' just means not being fully asleep - Not up and active)"

beenthereb4 · 01-09-2015, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

I understand this bit now. "(Being 'awake' just means not being fully asleep - Not up and active)"

Yes you are right . If it was the android app it would show the awake in dark blue as restless and then if he actually got up to take a dump it would show in red as awake . Actually I think I like the android tracking better .

Ross · 01-09-2015, 01:24 PM

I bought the fitbit scales last month and took them back after a week, load a junk. They said I was 42% body fat. I'm not even half of that, pretty annoying that they can't even get that technology properly. My wife is 5' 5" 115lbs and it said she was 36% body fat, again, not a chance.

beenthereb4 · 01-09-2015, 01:31 PM

oops double posted

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420 cuck Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 11,571	That thing would barely fit around my dick. Definitely won't fit your wrist cs bro.

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L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,152	Very cool if it works. How's it track calories burned?

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hadden So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,440	Very gay but at least it still looks like shit

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01-09-2015, 11:50 AM	#21
420 cuck Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 11,571	I understand this bit now. "(Being 'awake' just means not being fully asleep - Not up and active)"

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Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	I bought the fitbit scales last month and took them back after a week, load a junk. They said I was 42% body fat. I'm not even half of that, pretty annoying that they can't even get that technology properly. My wife is 5' 5" 115lbs and it said she was 36% body fat, again, not a chance.

01-09-2015, 01:31 PM	#24
beenthereb4 Dat's Nacho Cheese Baby Industry Role: Join Date: May 2013 Location: Not Sure Posts: 350	oops double posted __________________ Pantyhose content needed Last edited by beenthereb4; 01-09-2015 at 01:35 PM.. Reason: double post