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Old 01-14-2015, 03:26 AM   #51
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plenty of us know or are related to police. I hear ya.

statistically, 10% of cops get assaulted, you're right, hardly a daily occurrence.
We can do much better than that. 10% ain't shit...damn people ain't even trying!

That figure should be at least 50% so lets kick it into high gear you pussies and kick some PIG ASS in 2015!
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Old 01-14-2015, 07:33 AM   #52
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so you want to get into law enforcement to bully people? congrats for aspiring to be part of the problem

as to what's required, to paraphrase Sarah Silverman:

cop: do you know why I stopped you?

Sarah: because you got C's in high school?



Who said anything about bullying people?

I simply want to put punk asses like yourself in line to make the world a better place.

The problem is to many people are coddled like a little babies with a little baby bottle by their parents and whine at the real world and want cops to be politically correct

I wouldnt stand for this. Id walk around with dark as fuck shades on so i look at gangster as fuck. Constantly have my hand on my clip like I am ready for a fucking war to break out. And randomly drive with my sirens on behind people to keep peoples ass on edge knowing i am watching around every fucking corner.

Lets see you break the law then son. You gonna cry to your mamma?

Drunk in public? BOOM slam down this fuckin bottle of vodka in 1 gulp you drunk piece of shit! Bet his ass won't be drinking again.

You see the difference is to many of you are BITCH ASSES and need a cop with the long dick of the law to put you in place. I have been talking to a couple "boys in blue friends" to get my ass on the force. They told me they are looking for a few aggressive guys like my self that can get shit done around town.
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Old 01-14-2015, 08:10 AM   #53
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Who said anything about bullying people?

I simply want to put punk asses like yourself in line to make the world a better place.

The problem is to many people are coddled like a little babies with a little baby bottle by their parents and whine at the real world and want cops to be politically correct

I wouldnt stand for this. Id walk around with dark as fuck shades on so i look at gangster as fuck. Constantly have my hand on my clip like I am ready for a fucking war to break out. And randomly drive with my sirens on behind people to keep peoples ass on edge knowing i am watching around every fucking corner.

Lets see you break the law then son. You gonna cry to your mamma?

Drunk in public? BOOM slam down this fuckin bottle of vodka in 1 gulp you drunk piece of shit! Bet his ass won't be drinking again.

You see the difference is to many of you are BITCH ASSES and need a cop with the long dick of the law to put you in place. I have been talking to a couple "boys in blue friends" to get my ass on the force. They told me they are looking for a few aggressive guys like my self that can get shit done around town.
Based on what you said; you sound like just regular asshole, no matter do you dress in a pink or blue.

That is bullying people in the purest sense. If you don't even get the concept of a cop, maybe you shouldn't be one.
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Old 01-14-2015, 08:33 AM   #54
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Based on what you said; you sound like just regular asshole, no matter do you dress in a pink or blue.

That is bullying people in the purest sense. If you don't even get the concept of a cop, maybe you shouldn't be one.
I dont think you get the point of a police officer. The point is not to hold hands with BITCH ASSES like yourself. Its to ENFORCE the dam law.

Now i dont give 2 long shits if you wear pink, blue or your friday night drag. When im a cop ill be fucking watching you! My dick will be so far up your ass ill be tickling you ear with my cock.

Dont want a bad ass mother fucker boy in blue like myself up your ass son? Then dont break the law BITCH!
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Old 01-14-2015, 11:22 AM   #55
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I dont think you get the point of a police officer. The point is not to hold hands with BITCH ASSES like yourself. Its to ENFORCE the dam law.

Now i dont give 2 long shits if you wear pink, blue or your friday night drag. When im a cop ill be fucking watching you! My dick will be so far up your ass ill be tickling you ear with my cock.

Dont want a bad ass mother fucker boy in blue like myself up your ass son? Then dont break the law BITCH!
It seems that your plan is to brake laws more than enforce those. And police's job is much more than law enforcing. Also, being police is public service job. You don't seem to fit into any service job.

Well, sign in as a cop and keep going on, and you will wear stripes very soon, and not on the shoulders.
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Old 01-14-2015, 02:55 PM   #56
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It seems that your plan is to brake laws more than enforce those. And police's job is much more than law enforcing. Also, being police is public service job. You don't seem to fit into any service job.

Well, sign in as a cop and keep going on, and you will wear stripes very soon, and not on the shoulders.
Service who? Cops dont deliver pizzas jack ass. They serve criminals a brand of ass spanking justice.

Have you ever watched the show COPS. Does the theme song not go "wachu gonna do wachu gonna do when they come for you"? Thats the boys in blue national anthem. Get into reality.

Does your mommy know you are on the net arguing with grown ass men!?
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Old 01-14-2015, 03:13 PM   #57
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Service who? Cops dont deliver pizzas jack ass. They serve criminals a brand of ass spanking justice.

Have you ever watched the show COPS. Does the theme song not go "wachu gonna do wachu gonna do when they come for you"? Thats the boys in blue national anthem. Get into reality.

Does your mommy know you are on the net arguing with grown ass men!?
About the serving: public service job. There are 3 words, pick the right one.

Bringing some TV serie and its theme song into this is not that relevant. And what about it anyway? Should I do something special if cops come for me? Especially as they are not judges too. At the end; regular police is low position worker in the legal system. Although I do have respect for police: for the real ones, not the assholes/ or just plain criminals wearing badge.

Does your mommy know what kind of man you are?
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Old 01-14-2015, 06:58 PM   #58
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My dad was a cop and I think he enjoyed the power trip. My aunt's would call him over to put the "scared straight" in their kids.
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Old 01-14-2015, 07:22 PM   #60
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Old 01-14-2015, 09:22 PM   #61
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Something about watching these cops in movies is pretty bad ass. Im thinking of taking up training.

Something about kicking ass, taking names, busting through doors and freaking out bitch ass soccer moms.

Id have all you cop hating dirtbags sucking my knightstick.

Im the MOTHER FUCKIN LAW (bitch)

Does anyone know what i need to do to get on the force? Im guessing simple as pie. Any idiot even you could do it.
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Old 01-15-2015, 03:05 PM   #62
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About the serving: public service job. There are 3 words, pick the right one.

Bringing some TV serie and its theme song into this is not that relevant. And what about it anyway? Should I do something special if cops come for me? Especially as they are not judges too. At the end; regular police is low position worker in the legal system. Although I do have respect for police: for the real ones, not the assholes/ or just plain criminals wearing badge.

Does your mommy know what kind of man you are?
If me and my cop buddies rolled up on you, smashed your windows in and smacked you around behind the tool shed with our cocks a little bit you wouldn't be talking so dam tough.

I go to the gym 6 days a week and i eat so much fucking protein it would make your head spin. im fucking JACKED and when i roll up about that cop car fucking foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog barking down your throat like i was lost out at sea for 12 days and you are the first god dam meal i see. will you be talking tough then? huh!? didnt think so.

IM ONE BAD MAMA JAMMA. S S S S SUCK IT.
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Old 01-15-2015, 03:24 PM   #63
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If me and my cop buddies rolled up on you, smashed your windows in and smacked you around behind the tool shed with our cocks a little bit you wouldn't be talking so dam tough.

I go to the gym 6 days a week and i eat so much fucking protein it would make your head spin. im fucking JACKED and when i roll up about that cop car fucking foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog barking down your throat like i was lost out at sea for 12 days and you are the first god dam meal i see. will you be talking tough then? huh!? didnt think so.

IM ONE BAD MAMA JAMMA. S S S S SUCK IT.
If you and your cop buddies would smack me, you would we waiting to get sentence. I can use the legal system myself, thank you very much.

I am very athletic with quite minimal effort these days, thanks to my naturally high testosterone levels. I am not badass, but I get the job done. We laugh to "cowboys" like you. In our culture the idea is to get the job done with minimal "theater". If there would be the kind of polices like you want to be; the only illegal thing would probably be, that the other cops would beat you up.
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Old 01-15-2015, 03:34 PM   #64
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If you and your cop buddies would smack me, you would we waiting to get sentence. I can use the legal system myself, thank you very much.

I am very athletic with quite minimal effort these days, thanks to my naturally high testosterone levels. I am not badass, but I get the job done. We laugh to "cowboys" like you. In our culture the idea is to get the job done with minimal "theater". If there would be the kind of polices like you want to be; the only illegal thing would probably be, that the other cops would beat you up.
No one is beating me up. im on fucking EDGE 24 hours a day. I treat the world like a fucking war zone and i am a hot jar head ready to burst into battle at the drop of a fucking pin. I hit the gym and bust out 500 chin ups like it was my dam job.

if your testosterone is so high then why do you post like you have a vagina?

read my posts son. you will get the idea what a real man is like. tough as nails, built FORD fucking tough. Clint Eastwood wants to have my baby.
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No one is beating me up. im on fucking EDGE 24 hours a day. I treat the world like a fucking war zone and i am a hot jar head ready to burst into battle at the drop of a fucking pin. I hit the gym and bust out 500 chin ups like it was my dam job.

if your testosterone is so high then why do you post like you have a vagina?

read my posts son. you will get the idea what a real man is like. tough as nails, built FORD fucking tough. Clint Eastwood wants to have my baby.
For starters, as you don't know the difference between a real man and a asshole, you probably won't be that "real man".

You also have unrealistic expectations about he impacts of testosterone. For example; besides some aggression, it has also been studied to have other results.. let's say "being able and wanting to deal with social dilemmas". You know, you won't be a king by being some idiot jarhead, and testosterone makes you to want more than that. With your behaviour, you surely won't get higher than that jarhead.

You are describing yourself as the small barking dog, not the alpha dog.
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read my posts son. you will get the idea what a real man is like. tough as nails, built FORD fucking tough. Clint Eastwood wants to have my baby.
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You sound just like that placebo group.

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It seems that your plan is to brake laws more than enforce those. And police's job is much more than law enforcing. Also, being police is public service job. You don't seem to fit into any service job.

Well, sign in as a cop and keep going on, and you will wear stripes very soon, and not on the shoulders.

>brake

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What about internet crime, how are you going to deal with that.
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Your friend sounds like a wimp ass cop.

Id walk around with my chest out and and my hand on my holster like Clint fucking Eastwood. No sane person would mess with me.

Driving to fast? Thats a beating
Drunk in public? Thats 2 beatings.
Driving slow in the fast lane? Ill knock your fucking tail light out.
Complain about your tail light being knocked out? Thats a beating.

I don't understand how society has problems. So many people are complete pussies. They just need an authority figure to put their ass in line.
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Your friend sounds like a wimp ass cop.

Id walk around with my chest out and and my hand on my holster like Clint fucking Eastwood. No sane person would mess with me.

Driving to fast? Thats a beating
Drunk in public? Thats 2 beatings.
Driving slow in the fast lane? Ill knock your fucking tail light out.
Complain about your tail light being knocked out? Thats a beating.

I don't understand how society has problems. So many people are complete pussies. They just need an authority figure to put their ass in line.
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What about internet crime, how are you going to deal with that.
I obviously meant break.

About the internet crime: I browse internet fingers on my keyword, ready to start typing from the lightest sign. During any given time, I am ready to burst to 200 words per minute automatic fire. I write first, ask later.
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