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TrafficGoldmine · 01-26-2015, 02:42 PM

San Francisco Zoo will send your ex a stuffed scorpion or hissing cockroach for Valentine's Day.

"These invertebrates are aggressive, active, and alarmingly nocturnal. Much like your low-life ex, they are usually found in and around low-elevation valleys where they dig elaborate burrows or 'caves,' " the zoo says on its promotion page for the desert scorpion. "Also just like you-know-who, when a suitable victim wanders by, the scorpion grabs the doomed creature with its pinchers and stings the prey ... Charming."

https://sfzoo.worldsecuresystems.com...rpion-vday.htm

Good Luck Bros

fappingJack · 01-26-2015, 04:43 PM

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TrafficGoldmine · 01-26-2015, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by fappingJack

please send a dozen to my ex wife. will you her mailing address. thankyou soo much

Yes, will do. Hahahha dozen!
live ones yes?

iamBoogieman · 01-27-2015, 05:41 AM

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01-26-2015, 02:42 PM	#1
TrafficGoldmine Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: USA Posts: 323	When you think about the detritus of your love life this Valentine?s Day... San Francisco Zoo will send your ex a stuffed scorpion or hissing cockroach for Valentine's Day. "These invertebrates are aggressive, active, and alarmingly nocturnal. Much like your low-life ex, they are usually found in and around low-elevation valleys where they dig elaborate burrows or 'caves,' " the zoo says on its promotion page for the desert scorpion. "Also just like you-know-who, when a suitable victim wanders by, the scorpion grabs the doomed creature with its pinchers and stings the prey ... Charming." https://sfzoo.worldsecuresystems.com...rpion-vday.htm Good Luck Bros __________________ http://hookup.cash

01-26-2015, 04:43 PM	#2
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01-27-2015, 05:41 AM	#4
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