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01-27-2015, 08:42 PM
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Make sex awkward in 5 words
"That's not where it goes."
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01-27-2015, 08:44 PM
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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It's stuck in your ass
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01-27-2015, 08:45 PM
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cuck
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I am on my period.
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01-27-2015, 08:45 PM
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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your sister is much better
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01-27-2015, 08:48 PM
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cuck
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we have the same father
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01-27-2015, 08:56 PM
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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My wife cracked me up with this one - "Your husband's on the phone."
True story - 20 years ago her (then) husband called her at my place...the timing left something to be desired.  |
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01-27-2015, 08:58 PM
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cuck
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I haven't showered in awhile
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01-27-2015, 09:05 PM
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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I hope that's a wart.
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01-27-2015, 09:07 PM
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lol - you guys ain't right.
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01-27-2015, 09:14 PM
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I got bored here.
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But, your sister swallows it.
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01-27-2015, 09:38 PM
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Not tonight...post nasal drip.
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01-27-2015, 09:43 PM
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StraightBro
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Your credit card was declined
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01-27-2015, 09:44 PM
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So Fucking Lame
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What are those little bumps?
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01-27-2015, 09:45 PM
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I need a beer
 
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It's too big,it hurts!
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01-27-2015, 09:50 PM
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StraightBro
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Close your eyes, just pretend
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01-27-2015, 09:51 PM
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Living The Dream
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I can top that in 3 words:
"Is it in?"
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01-27-2015, 09:53 PM
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working on my tan
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01-27-2015, 09:53 PM
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StraightBro
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"Try harder" |
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01-27-2015, 09:55 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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i forgot to wear condom
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01-27-2015, 09:58 PM
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StraightBro
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Still sore from the abortion
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01-27-2015, 10:02 PM
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"Is it in your eyes?"
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01-27-2015, 10:06 PM
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StraightBro
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It's possible I'm still contagious
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01-27-2015, 10:57 PM
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Videochat Solutions
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Who is your favourite Avenger?
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01-28-2015, 12:25 AM
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Stinks |
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01-28-2015, 12:32 AM
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frc
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I already put it in
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01-28-2015, 12:34 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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What else is in there?
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01-28-2015, 02:00 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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i used poo as lube!
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01-28-2015, 03:05 AM
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porn cartoonist
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That moment when she says : More, Harder, Deeper, Deeper -
And you are out of dick....  |
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01-28-2015, 03:31 AM
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My crotch is SO itchy!
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01-28-2015, 04:32 AM
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My mother taught me this
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01-28-2015, 05:39 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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I have H I V.
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01-28-2015, 05:51 AM
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StraightBro
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01-28-2015, 08:54 AM
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Useless As Ever
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My tampon is still in.
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01-28-2015, 08:54 AM
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Useless As Ever
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Thank you donor number 8
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Email: admin[at]datingport.co.uk - ICQ: 456416181 It's amazing what you (L)earn when you put some effort into it! |
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01-28-2015, 08:55 AM
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Useless As Ever
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Can you feel something crawling?
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01-28-2015, 08:57 AM
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Useless As Ever
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Fuck me harder Mr. President!!!!
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01-28-2015, 09:01 AM
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Your pussy stinks real bad
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01-28-2015, 09:26 AM
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Living The Dream
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Your pussy tastes like Dad.
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01-28-2015, 09:57 AM
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I was trying to push a similar hashtag on twitter the last few weeks.
#FiveWordsToRuinSex some funny ones: So that's internet inches then Can you see the camera? You slept with Skip Bayless? Turn on some Nickelback, baby. YES! Beat my personal best! I learned this in prison.
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01-28-2015, 10:38 AM
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I had Mexican for lunch
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01-28-2015, 10:42 AM
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What's that horrible disgusting smell?
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01-28-2015, 10:52 AM
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5 words?
"Is it in there yet?" Or "Don't worry, I use pills." (and innocent flashing with eyes)
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01-28-2015, 11:33 AM
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Porn Meister
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my ex did that too
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43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar. 
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01-28-2015, 11:50 AM
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See My SIG!
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01-28-2015, 12:13 PM
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Is that thing adam's apple?
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01-28-2015, 02:02 PM
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cuck
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I can't find my viagra
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01-28-2015, 02:08 PM
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Confirmed User
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Your mom said you swallowed
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01-28-2015, 02:12 PM
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Permanently Gone
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"Hi, I am Donny Pauling."
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01-28-2015, 02:12 PM
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cuck
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I can't top that. |
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01-28-2015, 03:06 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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