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Old 03-14-2015, 11:15 PM   #1
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Man Opens Bottle Of Beer With Sheet Of Paper



This is the kind of taboola shit that people have to click and since I had to click it, I'm now forcing this shit on you to see if you had to click it.
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Old 03-14-2015, 11:40 PM   #2
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You don't even need that paper man..you can use another similar bottle to open it..do a search on youtube and you'll see..
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Old 03-15-2015, 01:39 AM   #3
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you can open a bottle of beer with anything, spoon, lighter / anything at all
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Old 03-15-2015, 01:56 AM   #4
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Yep, absolutely the same method like you do with a spoon. The most awesome way I saw is when people opens it with an eye.
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Old 03-15-2015, 01:59 AM   #5
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Good to know.Thanks
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Old 03-15-2015, 02:13 AM   #6
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Old 03-15-2015, 07:10 AM   #7
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I was more impressed when I saw a bottle being opened via the asshole.
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Old 03-15-2015, 07:22 AM   #8
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You don't even need that paper man..you can use another similar bottle to open it..do a search on youtube and you'll see..
I always open bottles with bottles. people that havent seen it are amazed... the trick though is that last bottle ;)
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Old 03-15-2015, 07:53 AM   #9
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Try opening it with your cock and let us know how it went
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Old 03-15-2015, 08:02 AM   #10
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Try opening it with your cock and let us know how it went
I feel bad for the peehole already.
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Old 03-15-2015, 08:02 AM   #11
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I always open bottles with bottles. people that havent seen it are amazed... the trick though is that last bottle ;)
yeah, this ^^^^

in my younger days we had the rule that you can use anything BUT a bottle opener, makes you become creative
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Old 03-15-2015, 09:03 AM   #12
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You don't even need that paper man..you can use another similar bottle to open it..do a search on youtube and you'll see..
You don't need that paper man, you can use bottle opener. Do a search on youtube and you will see.
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Old 03-15-2015, 09:45 AM   #13
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I use the handle of the kitchen drawer where the bottle opener is
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Old 03-15-2015, 09:49 AM   #14
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Old 03-15-2015, 10:48 AM   #15
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Cool looking trick
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Old 03-15-2015, 10:54 AM   #16
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Old 03-15-2015, 10:57 AM   #17
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Old 03-15-2015, 12:58 PM   #18
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You need to be certain type of person to do that. To even try that
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Old 03-15-2015, 01:17 PM   #19
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They teach you this in bartending school lol

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Old 03-15-2015, 01:33 PM   #20
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They teach you this in bartending school lol

Even he says - it can chip your teeth. That is the reason number one why I said - you must be a certain type of person to not care about that
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