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HomerSimpson · 03-26-2015, 11:13 AM

WANTED: Graphic Designer who can create a penis out of anything.

About the gig
- Freelance position.
- Must be proficient in Adobe Photoshop, Illustrator, or the like.
- Bonus points if you can yank out a penis logo in less than an hour.

Jobs - 8==D

Thought some of might be interested

Deej · 03-26-2015, 11:16 AM

So you want a designer to take any object thrown their way and construe a penis out of it? like a bunch?

Zuzana Designs · 03-26-2015, 11:20 AM

Applied! Hope I get the job

HomerSimpson · 03-26-2015, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

Applied! Hope I get the job

Do you have some samples of your work to share?

Va2k · 03-26-2015, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by HomerSimpson

Do you have some samples of your work to share?

Ur kidding aren't you??

The Porn Nerd · 03-26-2015, 12:39 PM

Does it have to be a Graphic Designer tho?
Because I can make a penis out of almost anything. :D

HomerSimpson · 03-26-2015, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Fungus

Ur kidding aren't you??

Work samples are standard practice for applying at any designer job...

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Does it have to be a Graphic Designer tho?
Because I can make a penis out of almost anything. :D

Looks to me that they are looking for a designer but you can try and send them your concepts so they might have something else for you...

Zuzana Designs · 03-26-2015, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by HomerSimpson

Do you have some samples of your work to share?

Here are a couple

420 · 03-26-2015, 01:36 PM

amvcdotcom · 03-26-2015, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Does it have to be a Graphic Designer tho?
Because I can make a penis out of almost anything. :D

jimmycooper · 03-26-2015, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by HomerSimpson

Work samples are standard practice for applying at any designer job...

Looks to me that they are looking for a designer but you can try and send them your concepts so they might have something else for you...

Well there was that one guy who sold all those stick figure drawings of cats so I see no reason why Porn Nerd should not at least take a shot at landing his dream job. When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either.

SilentKnight · 03-26-2015, 05:17 PM

crockett · 03-26-2015, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

I always wanted to make a website called "YouDontKnowDick.com" and use him as the mascot..

sadly the domain is of course taken and they want too much for it..

SilentKnight · 03-26-2015, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

I always wanted to make a website called "YouDontKnowDick.com" and use him as the mascot..

sadly the domain is of course taken and they want too much for it..

Would've been a good side project.

The Porn Nerd · 03-27-2015, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper

Well there was that one guy who sold all those stick figure drawings of cats so I see no reason why Porn Nerd should not at least take a shot at landing his dream job. When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either.

As long as I don't come up with a handful of pubes then sure. :D

420 · 03-27-2015, 09:59 AM

You inspired me to make this for another thread.

blackmonsters · 03-27-2015, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

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