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The Porn Nerd · 04-20-2015, 08:02 PM

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LeRoy · 04-21-2015, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by PAR

Go to random mainstream website download a copy of the site, toss it into a few tools that you use and call it your current project... Or just tell them you work in adult...

Telling them the truth is not a bad idea.

CDSmith · 04-21-2015, 12:13 PM

Was this a family intervention?

This thread went from adorable to priceless in the first ten replies.

nikki99 · 04-21-2015, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by sandman!

iwantchixx · 04-21-2015, 01:01 PM

I just tell nosies that I'm under a non-disclosure agreement and would be breaking my contract by showing them, so I just show my tools... it confuses them enough to point of no longer asking questions

processing videos through ffmpeg on ssh gives them enough confusion.. haha

overdose · 04-21-2015, 01:47 PM

lol what kind of shit is that and how is it worth a whole topic? seriously, you just download a simple html template and open it in an editor then you tell them you're in the middle of coding or ANYTHING... how can you operate a profitable (?) gay hookup site if you can't have an idea for such a no-brainer situation :D

but I don't get their mentality as well... I am 25, I smoke weed, I work with porn for years my parents still love and respect me... I can have a conversation with my mom anytime while I'm scrolling through a bunch of tits and cunts this is not some huge taboo

Rochard · 04-21-2015, 02:29 PM

LOL.

Simple. Find a small and mundane boring website that no one has ever heard of and tell them you designed it or put it together, and quickly explain a theoretical business plan. Throw in some fancy words like "synergize", then offer to take them to dinner.

Relentless · 04-21-2015, 02:31 PM

Show them your cock.

Once you unzip and slap your dong on the dinner table none of them will be asking about your work anymore.
It's all about going a step higher up the chain of thought than they expect.

adultchatpay · 04-21-2015, 03:33 PM

My wife knows i am working for adult websites. My parents, siblings and friends think i am a programmer, developer or IT or something. LOL!

Zuzana Designs · 04-21-2015, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Relentless

Show them your cock.

Once you unzip and slap your dong on the dinner table none of them will be asking about your work anymore.
It's all about going a step higher up the chain of thought than they expect.

lolz

TheSquealer · 04-21-2015, 06:22 PM

Why the fuck do you think you're clever enough to lie to your family and get away with it, when you're just too fucking stupid to download a simple, free website template and add text?

SilentKnight · 04-21-2015, 07:47 PM

Never had to show the parents anything on-screen.

The new toys in the driveway, the home theatre, new cameras every year, computers and assorted other fun stuff was obvious evidence of what we do.

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