'Texas Ranger' Chuck Norris warns of government plot to take over state

[MrGusMuller]

I'm not news spammer...
but its Chuck Norris & conspiracies...

'Texas Ranger' Chuck Norris warns of government plot to take over state

The actor, martial artist, and internet meme Chuck Norris has warned of a federal government plot to take over the state of Texas.

Writing on the right-wing website WND, or WorldNetDaily, Norris discussed the potential for Jade Helm 15, a US military training exercise planned for July and August, to turn into a full-scale occupation of his home state.

Exercises will be held in Texas and six other states during Jade Helm 15, across public and private land. The training has been the focus of rightwing conspiracy theories since a map published for the purpose of the simulation labelled Texas, Utah and California as ?hostile?.

?The US government says, ?It?s just a training exercise?,? wrote Norris, 75. ?But I?m not sure the term ?just? has any reference to reality when the government uses it.?

?It?s pretty sad and bad when major military ops are ordered in a large, fiery state like Texas and not even the governor or its senators know the specifics.?

'Texas Ranger' Chuck Norris warns of government plot to take over state | US news | The Guardian

[nico-t]

that's a pretty fucking weird training. Training to wage war on your own soil... Ok. Along with police in army gear, the US seems like a police state you only see in 'dystopian future' type films... until now.

[L-Pink]

To many blows to the head.

[Mobius Matt]

Originally Posted by MrGusMuller

I'm not news spammer...
but its Chuck Norris & conspiracies...

'Texas Ranger' Chuck Norris warns of government plot to take over state






'Texas Ranger' Chuck Norris warns of government plot to take over state | US news | The Guardian

I got to your signature and the Gif caused me to forget what he article was about.

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by L-Pink

To many blows to the head.

viral bullshit for a movie he did. the state is just too damn big for that. smaller states would be the target

[MrGusMuller]

Originally Posted by Mobius Matt

I got to your signature and the Gif caused me to forget what he article was about.

I see...
You get easily distracted with a nice ass...
Same here!

take a look at this then
https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...5-1k-pics.html

[brassmonkey]

thats a full moon

Originally Posted by MrGusMuller

I see...
You get easily distracted with a nice ass...
Same here!

take a look at this then
https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...5-1k-pics.html

[just a punk]

This video always cracks me up

[bronco67]

Oh, he's in Texas...now it makes sense to me.

[2MuchMark]

Chuck Norris is a clown, yes, but he's not the only one.

The Governor of Texas, Greg Abbott, issued a directive to monitor the operation.

The current king of the republican clown car, Ted Cruz, actually called the Pentagon about it.

Ted Cruz 2016!

[Just Alex]

Old mans brain. Time to say goodbyes to bad ass Chuck.

[crockett]

Perhaps Chuck Norris can sit in Clint Eastwood's chair and they can talk to each other about "stuffs"..

[TheSquealer]

So the thread title and article title are both desperate lies as he clearly said or suggested no such thing. He expressed some concern about military exercises happening in his back yard (literally) and the lack of public info about them.

But hey, why should you fucking idiots EVER let facts get in the way of your incessant "everyone is crazy but my team" bullshit.

[SuckOnThis]

Calling right wingers crazy would be an insult to crazy people.

[Vendzilla]

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

viral bullshit for a movie he did. the state is just too damn big for that. smaller states would be the target

Makes sense really, Texas is a unique state, did you know there are 3 major power grids in the US, the east coast, the west coast and Texas?

[SilentKnight]

Earlier today a female co-worker - she holds several martial art degrees and is a certified instructor in several disciplines - came out with the line, "When Chuck Norris goes home and goes to bed at night...he checks the closet for me."

She's young with a cherub face...not at all imposing or threatening...which cracked me up even more. In her case, looks are definitely deceiving.

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by Vendzilla

Makes sense really, Texas is a unique state, did you know there are 3 major power grids in the US, the east coast, the west coast and Texas?

nope i just want my ac and shit to work its about to hit the 100's soon im trying to rig my ac to the solar

[Barry-xlovecam]

lolz @a Chuck Norris -- Clint Eastwood 'fireside chat'!

[epitome]

Originally Posted by nico-t

that's a pretty fucking weird training. Training to wage war on your own soil... Ok. Along with police in army gear, the US seems like a police state you only see in 'dystopian future' type films... until now.

Or, as any non-kook will tell you, Texas has just about every type of terrain imaginable. It is a great state for training for various scenarios that may take place in different parts of the world.

Also, these type of exercises happen all the damn time. It just so happens that a few conspiracy theory sites decided to cover it this time.

[crockett]

Originally Posted by **********

Chuck Norris is a clown, yes, but he's not the only one.

The Governor of Texas, Greg Abbott, issued a directive to monitor the operation.

The current king of the republican clown car, Ted Cruz, actually called the Pentagon about it.

Ted Cruz 2016!

The simple fact is Obama has driven the right wing insane. A black man getting elected, has sent the crazy train off the tracks. They have always had this fear of whites becoming the minority then losing control and with Obama being elected it made that fear a reality in their eyes.

They don't seem to understand, that this nation was always a nation of immigrants and that has always meant that the racial profile would eventually change. Not to mention Republicans in general don't seem to understand what democracy is. They seem to think Democracy = they get their way 100% of the time anything less is Socialism.

All this was just too much for the average Republican to take, hence the reason they have driven the train way off the tracks.. They always had a little bit of crazy with the Religious Right, but now days they are just fucking insane.

[crockett]

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

So the thread title and article title are both desperate lies as he clearly said or suggested no such thing. He expressed some concern about military exercises happening in his back yard (literally) and the lack of public info about them.

But hey, why should you fucking idiots EVER let facts get in the way of your incessant "everyone is crazy but my team" bullshit.

But Obama really was born in Kenya and is a Muslim right?

Can we get your commit on the Death Panels and Obamacare?

What about the FEMA camps?

Also do you have any idea when Obama is going to take away your guns? It's getting pretty late in his term and I think he may run out of time if he doesn't start soon..

With that in mind, do you know when he is gonna send his Muslim buddies over to attack us again?


I'm sorry but don't blame us because it really is hard to tell which of the right wing conspiracies are the ones we should believe, there are just soo many of them..

[nico-t]

Originally Posted by epitome

Or, as any non-kook will tell you, Texas has just about every type of terrain imaginable. It is a great state for training for various scenarios that may take place in different parts of the world.

Also, these type of exercises happen all the damn time. It just so happens that a few conspiracy theory sites decided to cover it this time.

[TrafficPartner Wolfgang]

So - without taking this too seriously - I know from a Texan friend, that Texas is the only state in the Union which has the right to unilaterally secede (if their is a referendum with a majority to this effect) Now I'm not sure if that scenario would be accepted unopposedly by the remainder of the US. In so far, doing a training exercise on potentially hostile territory would make sense... yet, I'd actually argue that the US is run by Texas (think Oil and the Bush Family ;-) so no real danger here. Really as epitome points out, Texas has a lot of countryside which is fairly similar to the terrain to which US soldiers might be exposed to when on a tour of duty.

[SuckOnThis]

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[SuckOnThis]

Texas, the Loon Star State

[Rochard]

Some people are just batshit crazy.

Seems Obama hasn't taken away my guns yet.

[Barry-xlovecam]

Are you ready for:
Obamageddon

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by **********

Chuck Norris is a clown, yes, but he's not the only one.

The Governor of Texas, Greg Abbott, issued a directive to monitor the operation.

The current king of the republican clown car, Ted Cruz, actually called the Pentagon about it.

Ted Cruz 2016!

i know facts don't concern you, but the facts are Chuck Norris makes some valid, salient points.

here's what he stated exactly, not spun:

Benjamin Franklin said, “Distrust and caution are the parents of security.” He also said, “Security without liberty is called prison.” Both apply to what I want to share with you today in my culture warrior column.


........

Last week, I laughed as some progressives in the mainstream media tried to mock Gov. Abbott for telling the Texas State Guard to monitor the Pentagon’s Jade Helm 15 military ops that are occurring this summer in seven states, including California and Texas.

If you haven’t heard about Jade Helm 15, you need to. It is multi-state training mission for special operations soldiers scheduled over an eight-week period in July and August, with most of the activity happening on private property but some public, too. The official website press release from March 24 admits: “While multi-state training exercises such as these are not unique to the military, the size and scope of Jade Helm sets this one apart.”

Gov. Abbot was right in writing Maj. Gen. Gerald Betty, “During the training operation, it is important that Texans know their safety, constitutional rights, private property rights and civil liberties will not be infringed.” Abbott is demanding “regular updates on the progress and safety of the Operation.”

Concerned Texans and Americans are in no way calling into question our brave and courageous men and women in uniform. They are merely following orders. What’s under question are those who are pulling the strings at the top of Jade Helm 15 back in Washington. The U.S. government says, “It’s just a training exercise.” But I’m not sure the term “just” has any reference to reality when the government uses it.

...

I have an idea: If the government insists on running expanded military ops across seven Southwest states, why doesn’t it move all that “military training” south and protect our borders at the same time?!

Whatever Jade Helm 15 actually is, I think it is more than coincidental that the FBI director just confessed in February that the presence of ISIS can be felt in all 50 states of the U.S. and that the Pentagon is suddenly running its biggest military training exercise with every branch of the military across seven Southwestern states. Whether deterrence, display of power or something more covert or devious, let’s not come with any patronizing nonsense of impotence and simplicity when its origin is in Washington.

I’m glad Texas Sen. Ted Cruz is asking the tough questions of the Pentagon about Jade Helm 15, particularly because its “exercises” come too near to my ranch’s backdoor as well, at least according to the map. It’s pretty sad and bad when major military ops are ordered in a large, fiery state like Texas and not even the governor or its senators know the specifics.

Jade Helm 15, Crime Stoppers and KSK

questioning the qovernment is what we are supposed to do.

[CPA-Rush]

Originally Posted by MrGusMuller

I see...
You get easily distracted with a nice ass...
Same here!

take a look at this then
https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...5-1k-pics.html

[directfiesta]

Originally Posted by dyna mo

i

questioning the qovernment is what we are supposed to do.

since when ? 2003 ?

[crockett]

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

Texas, the Loon Star State

Oh hey it's not "all" republicans whom are loons.. Just 90% of them..

We have to be politically correct so certain GFY members don't get their panties in the wrong spot.

[crockett]

Originally Posted by dyna mo

i know facts don't concern you, but the facts are Chuck Norris makes some valid, salient points.

here's what he stated exactly, not spun:



Jade Helm 15, Crime Stoppers and KSK

questioning the qovernment is what we are supposed to do.

Why are you making excuses for crazy people? They aren't questioning govt they are acting like lunatics because they disagree with the guy in the White House.

[crockett]

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam

Are you ready for:
Obamageddon

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by directfiesta

since when ? 2003 ?

perhaps for you, i learned it from my parents, they learned it from their parents.

perhaps not for you either, i get the impression you frown upon it. no big deal to me.

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by crockett

Why are you making excuses for crazy people? They aren't questioning govt they are acting like lunatics because they disagree with the guy in the White House.

if that's how you read what he wrote, there's not even middle-ground for us to even agree to disagree on.

i get your fascination with Texas. back country should stay under government ownership and the military can conduct training missions on private property, on account of, you know, Texas.

you are consistently pro-government, that's very clear.

[ruff]

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

From teaparty.org

Obama To Arm Crips and Bloods For Race War


Please, I beg you. Donate today so we can fight the Obama atrocities. He has entered the final phase of his plan--the very one where Martial Law is decreed.

We are running out of time and are out of money. I won't pussy foot around this. Can you help?

If we cannot get out the letters, emails, faxes and phone calls we will fail.

If we can't keep our teams in Washington we will fail.

If we cannot build scores of special operations forces across the country to rally, protest and demonstrate we will fail.

We will be doomed to live in the Kingdom of Obama, beat do
wn and defeated, shackled and without freedom.

Obama will fully implement his "fundamental change" through Martial Law UNLESS we stop him now.

Your donation symbolizes that you are a true Patriot to the core. You stand for God and country, freedom of speech and religion, freedom from government suppression and liberty and justice for all.

It shows how much you desperately want the Obama atrocities to stop. If that is what you want then donate whatever your budget can manage.

Look, our war chest is barren. We have had so many battles against Obama it is running dry.

Don't kid yourself that Obama and his liberal lunatics aren't cunning enough to know they can suck our resources dry so they have no opposition.

We can't send letters, emails and faxes en masse to lawmakers in DC or citizens around the country without the money to do it. We cannot warn the American public about what is coming.

You know that we do this all at the grassroots level--no big money PACs or special interest groups here.

Friend, you are the heart of America, the soul of the Tea Party, the hope for every American.

God willing, can you help? Will you? Donate today.

Steve Eichler,
CEO, Tea Party

Soon to be the kingdom of Hillary.

[bronco67]

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

From teaparty.org

Obama To Arm Crips and Bloods For Race War


Please, I beg you. Donate today so we can fight the Obama atrocities. He has entered the final phase of his plan--the very one where Martial Law is decreed.

We are running out of time and are out of money. I won't pussy foot around this. Can you help?

If we cannot get out the letters, emails, faxes and phone calls we will fail.

If we can't keep our teams in Washington we will fail.

If we cannot build scores of special operations forces across the country to rally, protest and demonstrate we will fail.

We will be doomed to live in the Kingdom of Obama, beat do
wn and defeated, shackled and without freedom.

Obama will fully implement his "fundamental change" through Martial Law UNLESS we stop him now.

Your donation symbolizes that you are a true Patriot to the core. You stand for God and country, freedom of speech and religion, freedom from government suppression and liberty and justice for all.

It shows how much you desperately want the Obama atrocities to stop. If that is what you want then donate whatever your budget can manage.

Look, our war chest is barren. We have had so many battles against Obama it is running dry.

Don't kid yourself that Obama and his liberal lunatics aren't cunning enough to know they can suck our resources dry so they have no opposition.

We can't send letters, emails and faxes en masse to lawmakers in DC or citizens around the country without the money to do it. We cannot warn the American public about what is coming.

You know that we do this all at the grassroots level--no big money PACs or special interest groups here.

Friend, you are the heart of America, the soul of the Tea Party, the hope for every American.

God willing, can you help? Will you? Donate today.

Steve Eichler,
CEO, Tea Party

This tells you everything you need to know about WHY the Tea Party was formed.

[TheSquealer]

Originally Posted by crockett

But Obama really was born in Kenya and is a Muslim right?

Can we get your commit on the Death Panels and Obamacare?

What about the FEMA camps?

Also do you have any idea when Obama is going to take away your guns? It's getting pretty late in his term and I think he may run out of time if he doesn't start soon..

With that in mind, do you know when he is gonna send his Muslim buddies over to attack us again?


I'm sorry but don't blame us because it really is hard to tell which of the right wing conspiracies are the ones we should believe, there are just soo many of them..

So because you guys start a conversation and debate about something that absolutely never happened, specifically written to rouse the rabble who don't like to think and don't like facts and just run on emotion and react like a lab rat or pavlovs dogs,... you now change the topic to a whole lot of other random nonsense as if that somehow makes the original topic valid? ... and you call Republicans crazy? Pot / Kettle. You are everything that you hate in "the other side". It's amusing how you guys can't see that.

[crockett]

Originally Posted by dyna mo

if that's how you read what he wrote, there's not even middle-ground for us to even agree to disagree on.

i get your fascination with Texas. back country should stay under government ownership and the military can conduct training missions on private property, on account of, you know, Texas.

you are consistently pro-government, that's very clear.

I was talking about the video. Those people were bat shit crazy. Yesterday I watched a show on PBS about the Ebola outbreak. One of the reasons the outbreak got so bad is because uneducated people started rumors about "UN doctors killing people and claiming the Ebola outbreak was a lie". It was all a conspiracy...

These people rioted and ransacked the hospital where most the the people were being treated. They pulled infected people out to the streets walked barefoot in blood, stole infected bed linens & mattresses.. Even looking at people whom were obviously infected they still continued on with this and the most of those people spread it even more.

When I looked at the video of these idiots yelling about Obama gonna take over.. it was the same uneducated idiots in that African village yelling voodoo voodoo. The only difference being it was white people in Texas not dumb African villagers.

Seriously why are you making excuses for these idiots? Do you think Obama is going to overthrow the country?

[crockett]

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

So because you guys start a conversation and debate about something that absolutely never happened, specifically written to rouse the rabble who don't like to think and don't like facts and just run on emotion and react like a lab rat or pavlovs dogs,... you now change the topic to a whole lot of other random nonsense as if that somehow makes the original topic valid? ... and you call Republicans crazy? Pot / Kettle. You are everything that you hate in "the other side". It's amusing how you guys can't see that.

So tell me when are the death panels gonna get started? When is Obama coming to take your guns?

Seriously.. I would assume you have to have at least half a brain inside that angry head of yours. You have to admit that the right wing has thrown all kinds of bat shit crazy conspiracies out there.. Time and time again they are proven wrong, yet never stops you idiots from making excuses of why the next new conspiracy isn't also bat shit crazy..

Why do you fall for it over and over? I'd think once or twice then you would start using your fucking brain before jumping on board the next crazy train.. But nope.. every new right wing conspiracy you guys are all over it like white on rice.

[Rochard]

Originally Posted by dyna mo

i know facts don't concern you, but the facts are Chuck Norris makes some valid, salient points.

here's what he stated exactly, not spun:



Jade Helm 15, Crime Stoppers and KSK

questioning the qovernment is what we are supposed to do.

Yeah, not caring.... When I was in the military we did training all over the freaking place. And some times we even traveled across state lines in the process.

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by Rochard

Yeah, not caring.... When I was in the military we did training all over the freaking place. And some times we even traveled across state lines in the process.

so you wouldn't want to get the update on a military training mission taking place on your private property?

I get that training needs to get done, and i get that it makes sense to train in the USA. nevertheless, my main point is Chuck Norris isn't overboard in what he wrote in his column, there's nothing ********** level of brain damage in that article

[L-Pink]

Originally Posted by crockett

So tell me when are the death panels gonna get started? When is Obama coming to take your guns?

Seriously.. I would assume you have to have at least half a brain inside that angry head of yours. You have to admit that the right wing has thrown all kinds of bat shit crazy conspiracies out there.. Time and time again they are proven wrong, yet never stops you idiots from making excuses of why the next new conspiracy isn't also bat shit crazy..

Why do you fall for it over and over? I'd think once or twice then you would start using your fucking brain before jumping on board the next crazy train.. But nope.. every new right wing conspiracy you guys are all over it like white on rice.

It's so cute how you lump anyone you disagree with into the most extreme corner there is. You're such a tool. Blow any muslims today?


.

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by crockett

I was talking about the video. Those people were bat shit crazy. Yesterday I watched a show on PBS about the Ebola outbreak. One of the reasons the outbreak got so bad is because uneducated people started rumors about "UN doctors killing people and claiming the Ebola outbreak was a lie". It was all a conspiracy...

These people rioted and ransacked the hospital where most the the people were being treated. They pulled infected people out to the streets walked barefoot in blood, stole infected bed linens & mattresses.. Even looking at people whom were obviously infected they still continued on with this and the most of those people spread it even more.

When I looked at the video of these idiots yelling about Obama gonna take over.. it was the same uneducated idiots in that African village yelling voodoo voodoo. The only difference being it was white people in Texas not dumb African villagers.

Seriously why are you making excuses for these idiots? Do you think Obama is going to overthrow the country?

you are wanting a serious answer from me re: your comparing Chuck Norris penning an article on questioning government to uneducated villagers deep inside Africa dancing in blood?

crockett.

[bronco67]

I feel bad for that army guy who had to deal with those imbeciles in the town hall meeting who've had a steady diet of right-wing nutjob radio.

[directfiesta]

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

you now change the topic to a whole lot of other random nonsense

that is pulling a '' dyna mo '' ..... ( let me say BENGHAZI )

For that Dyna Mo , in 2003, if you criticized the administration/government, you were either :
- a traitor
- a terrorist
- a muslim lover
- an America hater
- ....

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by directfiesta

that is pulling a '' dyna mo '' ..... ( let me say BENGHAZI )

For that Dyna Mo , in 2003, if you criticized the administration/government, you were either :
- a traitor
- a terrorist
- a muslim lover
- an America hater
- ....

this is pulling a "fucking idiot with lingering butthurt", my favorite kind of dyna fan.

[crockett]

Originally Posted by L-Pink

It's so cute how you lump anyone you disagree with into the most extreme corner there is. You're such a tool. Blow any muslims today?
.

Wait.. let me get this straight.. You are complaining I'm lumping everyone I disagree with in one corner, then you go on to lump me into some Muslim loving group..

I must ask you.. Is there different levels of GOP crazy? I was simply pointing out several different right wing conspiracy theories that haven't come true and compared them to this new right wing conspiracy of Obama gonna take over the country.

Is this Obama gonna take over the country using the army any less crazy than the birthers, the death panels, the Obama gonna take ma guns.. ect..ect?

I mean seriously you guys just jump on every bandwagon the right wing media tells you to and you defend it with out question. Yet you try to say I'm brainwashed.. lol

Why don't you guys bitch about Obama not stopping the NSA spying? Why not bitch about Obama not closing getmo? Why not bitch about Obama doing nothing to the big banks whom caused the financial collapse? Hell I'll jump right on that bandwagon and bitch right along with you, but you never will because the right wing talking heads don't tell you to bitch about any of that stuff, because all that stuff is "A OK".

[Jel]

Originally Posted by L-Pink

It's so cute how you lump anyone you disagree with into the most extreme corner there is. You're such a tool. Blow any muslims today?


.

he also most likely can't see how racism, sexism, etc are results of the same thought processes he has. Some 'insert group here' did this - they are all evil and need to be stopped at all costs, and are all EXACTLY the same. What a fucking tool you really are crockett

[L-Pink]