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So Fucking Banned
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I am not sure what love is beyond being a father.
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The occasion on which I lost my virginity led to 3 days in a cell (for breaching my curfew by around 20 minutes, I must clarify).
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a cell for three days? please elaborate. what was your curfew?
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fgfdftre6
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I love giving blowjobs to total strangers in men's rooms while others watch.
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fgfdftre6
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Not entirely, yes of course the sucking strangers cocks but not so much with others watching. Hope that clears up that apparently common misconception that cunts like you have. ![]() |
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I haven't had sex in 8 years because I'm extremely picky and monogamous. I guess that isn't that interesting.
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I have 41 digits of pi memorized:
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971...
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At one point I was able to say 'Thank You' and 'Cheers' (as a toast) in 17 different languages.
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why the fuck anyone care?
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I need a beer
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I can play the skin flute
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NAME THE JEW
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I sincerely apologize for forcing you to read this thread.
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Too old to care
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I was allergic to all milk, cream, including Mother's milk, when born.
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NAME THE JEW
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Looks like my hemorrhoids are subsiding...
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Had sex twice though in that time period, forthe same reasons and because of lack of time being a full time dad and trying to keep paying bills .... We should meet, but then again we probably won't like eachother;-)
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Hmm, so much to choose from. Okay here's one....
Back in the mid-80's I took a bunch of friends up to a beach on the east side of Lake Winnipeg. In the late evening we built a bonfire and got it burning so high that people on the west side of the lake thought it was a distress call. I heard weeks later that several dozen boaters risked the storm warnings that were out that night to go out on the lake, collectively burning up a few thou in fuel looking for.... well, us. My older brother was one of those boaters as it happens. He was pissed, but still he had to admit it was funny in a wincing, face-palming sort of way. He kept quiet about it around the marina though. That's what taking 96 beers to the beach does.
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lol........
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In the early 90's, a partner in a well-respected insurance defense firm filed a complaint against me with the California Department of Insurance; in the complaint he described me as an "Intellectual Terrorist".
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I had extra teeth (baby teeth, permanent teeth, and then more permanent teeth behind those). Apparently, one or two extra is rare but not altogether unusual. I had more than that, so once my permanent teeth started coming in I had to go back to the dentist every couple of months and get 2-3 extracted at a time in order to make room for those behind them. I also remember my dentist telling me he wrote an article about me for some dentistry journal.
I guess it all paid off though, because I have straight teeth and never needed braces.
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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235 Pound Gorilla
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Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi.
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Porn Pusher
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I can climb a cactus with ease ;)
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I was one of the disco dancers in the Beastie Boys "Shake your Rump" video.
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StraightBro
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Thanks for choosing me that morning babe made me feel good.
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I'm not fine ...
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haha funniest thing a girl said to me once was when I was using one of her vibrators on her.. "don't stick it in me again. I wanna be tight for my next BF." ![]()
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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I ran sound for the music video production of "Da Butt" back in the late 80s.....
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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I moved 5 times in the last 3 years.
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My first career (call center manager and analyst, for 13 years from the mid 1980's to 90's) was so traumatic and spiritually destructive, I've cauterized nearly everyone I worked with from my life. And, we're talking about thousands of people over that timespan. When I encounter someone I knew through work from those days and they recognize me, I deny that it was me. I pretend I have "just one of those faces," that they're mistaken, and that I've never met them before in my life. Like it never happened.
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I was a limo driver in NYC back in the late 80's. The two worst people I ever drove where Martha Stewart and Jimmy Buffett. Martha always tipped me a whopping 5 fucking bucks, no matter if it were 1 or 14 hours. I drove Buffett and his mistress for 15 hours one day. She was missing a front tooth and I kept wondering if I should offer her a Chiclet to cram in there. He tipped $10.
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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Seriously?
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Kid you not. I was in the "thanks" acknowledgements in the liner credits probably because I turned my college roommate, one of the Dust Brothers, onto Jerry Garcia / Grateful Dead - which is how the Garcia hook found its way into "Johnny Royale". I also turned Yauch onto shrooms, Aldous Huxley, and Terrence McKenna, among others, which I'm told played a role in putting him on his spiritual path but I don't know about that.
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I like "Cecil the Lion" hamburgers
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Videochat Solutions
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I'm easily distracted. One time, I
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I winced at that, groaned in pain slightly, facepalmed a little even,
but I am loving your politically INcorrect attitude. ![]()
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I like pie
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Same here, guess its more common than i thought
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Being gfy this fits...
I lost my virginity @ 15yrs old to a smoking hot 21yr old blonde Swedish live in nanny (opare). Always thought that was a awesome. |
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I believe that the film 'Conjuring' based on a true story
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I am Amazing Content!
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i made extra money by being sound engineer and worked with some interesting people like Sisters of Mercy or Kingdom Come (and many well known german bands/musicians)
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