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baddog · 07-25-2015, 04:35 PM

I am not sure what love is beyond being a father.

Jel · 07-25-2015, 04:46 PM

The occasion on which I lost my virginity led to 3 days in a cell (for breaching my curfew by around 20 minutes, I must clarify).

wehateporn · 07-25-2015, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel

The occasion on which I lost my virginity led to 3 days in a cell (for breaching my curfew by around 20 minutes, I must clarify).

Now that's one of the most interesting so far

jimmycooper · 07-25-2015, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel

The occasion on which I lost my virginity led to 3 days in a cell (for breaching my curfew by around 20 minutes, I must clarify).

a cell for three days? please elaborate. what was your curfew?

MiamiBoyz · 07-25-2015, 06:40 PM

I love giving blowjobs to total strangers in men's rooms while others watch.

Grapesoda · 07-25-2015, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

I love giving blowjobs to total strangers in men's rooms while others watch.

that's not very I interesting at all ... that's pretty common behavior for gay dudes isn't it?

MiamiBoyz · 07-25-2015, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

that's not very I interesting at all ... that's pretty common behavior for gay dudes isn't it?

Not entirely, yes of course the sucking strangers cocks but not so much with others watching.

Hope that clears up that apparently common misconception that cunts like you have.

ClaireMonroe · 07-25-2015, 08:40 PM

I haven't had sex in 8 years because I'm extremely picky and monogamous. I guess that isn't that interesting.

WorstDrug · 07-25-2015, 08:55 PM

I have 41 digits of pi memorized:

3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971...

jimmycooper · 07-25-2015, 09:23 PM

At one point I was able to say 'Thank You' and 'Cheers' (as a toast) in 17 different languages.

Milfer · 07-25-2015, 10:09 PM

why the fuck anyone care?

Spunky · 07-25-2015, 10:56 PM

I can play the skin flute

RummyBoy · 07-25-2015, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ClaireMonroe

I haven't had sex in 8 years because I'm extremely picky and monogamous. I guess that isn't that interesting.

Are you a woman? Then no, its not at all surprising......

(I know a thread about this)

oppoten · 07-26-2015, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

I've heard of Norway and i know where it is on a map but i have never been there.

Reminds me of a Billy Connolly joke that I can't find, grrr.

Something about standing Norway on its southernmost point, letting it fall in a southerly direction and it landing on Morocco. Was the way he told it

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

I once found some woman's father (Google), put them in touch for the first time, then he died

Google never dies, it just doesn't want to pay maintenance

WorstDrug · 07-26-2015, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Milfer

why the fuck anyone care?

I sincerely apologize for forcing you to read this thread.

Paul Markham · 07-26-2015, 01:00 AM

I was allergic to all milk, cream, including Mother's milk, when born.

oppoten · 07-26-2015, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Milfer

why the fuck anyone care?

Look Chang · 07-26-2015, 08:07 AM

Looks like my hemorrhoids are subsiding...

Grapesoda · 07-26-2015, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

Not entirely, yes of course the sucking strangers cocks but not so much with others watching.

Hope that clears up that apparently common misconception that cunts like you have.

you are the one sticking dicks in your face = you are the cunt

pornmasta · 07-26-2015, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Milfer

why the fuck anyone care?

because i want to claim that i am SOOOO special

Naughty · 07-26-2015, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by ClaireMonroe

I haven't had sex in 8 years because I'm extremely picky and monogamous. I guess that isn't that interesting.

Wow, I almost posted this exact thing but chickened out... ;-).
Had sex twice though in that time period, forthe same reasons and because of lack of time being a full time dad and trying to keep paying bills ....

We should meet, but then again we probably won't like eachother;-)

CDSmith · 07-26-2015, 12:10 PM

Hmm, so much to choose from. Okay here's one....

Back in the mid-80's I took a bunch of friends up to a beach on the east side of Lake Winnipeg. In the late evening we built a bonfire and got it burning so high that people on the west side of the lake thought it was a distress call.

I heard weeks later that several dozen boaters risked the storm warnings that were out that night to go out on the lake, collectively burning up a few thou in fuel looking for.... well, us. My older brother was one of those boaters as it happens. He was pissed, but still he had to admit it was funny in a wincing, face-palming sort of way. He kept quiet about it around the marina though.

That's what taking 96 beers to the beach does.

RyuLion · 07-26-2015, 10:11 PM

lol........

baddog · 07-26-2015, 10:53 PM

In the early 90's, a partner in a well-respected insurance defense firm filed a complaint against me with the California Department of Insurance; in the complaint he described me as an "Intellectual Terrorist".

My boss was so proud of me.

newB · 07-26-2015, 11:59 PM

I had extra teeth (baby teeth, permanent teeth, and then more permanent teeth behind those). Apparently, one or two extra is rare but not altogether unusual. I had more than that, so once my permanent teeth started coming in I had to go back to the dentist every couple of months and get 2-3 extracted at a time in order to make room for those behind them. I also remember my dentist telling me he wrote an article about me for some dentistry journal.

I guess it all paid off though, because I have straight teeth and never needed braces.

EddyTheDog · 07-27-2015, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by newB

I had extra teeth (baby teeth, permanent teeth, and then more permanent teeth behind those). Apparently, one or two extra is rare but not altogether unusual. I had more than that, so once my permanent teeth started coming in I had to go back to the dentist every couple of months and get 2-3 extracted at a time in order to make room for those behind them. I also remember my dentist telling me he wrote an article about me for some dentistry journal.

I guess it all paid off though, because I have straight teeth and never needed braces.

I went to school with a kid that had 2 rows of adult teeth top and bottom - It's a good job he was straight...

thehand · 07-27-2015, 11:35 AM

Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi.

LeRoy · 07-27-2015, 11:51 AM

I can climb a cactus with ease ;)

MiamiBoyz · 07-27-2015, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

you are the one sticking dicks in your face = you are the cunt

Yes, but not your dick because without the use of a microscrope I am sure it would be impossible to find even looking in the general area where it should be located...

So maybe instead of being a cunt you just have a CUNT.

Far-L · 07-27-2015, 04:47 PM

I was one of the disco dancers in the Beastie Boys "Shake your Rump" video.

Bladewire · 07-27-2015, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Colmike7

Someone wanted to buy me another car today and I was like 'nah' because I wanted to sleep in....

Thanks for choosing me that morning babe made me feel good.

CaptainHowdy · 07-27-2015, 06:19 PM

I'm not fine ...

SBJ · 07-27-2015, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ClaireMonroe

I haven't had sex in 8 years because I'm extremely picky and monogamous. I guess that isn't that interesting.

I don't have sex with any girl I'm not dating and really like but I reserve oral sex for hookups and friends with benefits. I've had this policy for over a decade.

haha funniest thing a girl said to me once was when I was using one of her vibrators on her.. "don't stick it in me again. I wanna be tight for my next BF."

This girl was one of the towns biggest bar sluts.

sperbonzo · 07-28-2015, 07:59 AM

I ran sound for the music video production of "Da Butt" back in the late 80s.....

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J. Falcon · 07-30-2015, 08:45 AM

I moved 5 times in the last 3 years.

ManPuppy · 07-30-2015, 09:04 AM

My first career (call center manager and analyst, for 13 years from the mid 1980's to 90's) was so traumatic and spiritually destructive, I've cauterized nearly everyone I worked with from my life. And, we're talking about thousands of people over that timespan. When I encounter someone I knew through work from those days and they recognize me, I deny that it was me. I pretend I have "just one of those faces," that they're mistaken, and that I've never met them before in my life. Like it never happened.

EroticistFilms · 07-30-2015, 09:20 AM

I was a limo driver in NYC back in the late 80's. The two worst people I ever drove where Martha Stewart and Jimmy Buffett. Martha always tipped me a whopping 5 fucking bucks, no matter if it were 1 or 14 hours. I drove Buffett and his mistress for 15 hours one day. She was missing a front tooth and I kept wondering if I should offer her a Chiclet to cram in there. He tipped $10.

Naughty · 07-30-2015, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by EroticistFilms

I was a limo driver in NYC back in the late 80's. The two worst people I ever drove where Martha Stewart and Jimmy Buffett. Martha always tipped me a whopping 5 fucking bucks, no matter if it were 1 or 14 hours. I drove Buffett and his mistress for 15 hours one day. She was missing a front tooth and I kept wondering if I should offer her a Chiclet to cram in there. He tipped $10.

Should have blackmailed the guy with his cheap-ass-tooth-missing ho ;-)

J. Falcon · 07-30-2015, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Far-L

I was one of the disco dancers in the Beastie Boys "Shake your Rump" video.

Seriously?

Far-L · 07-30-2015, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Seriously?

Kid you not. I was in the "thanks" acknowledgements in the liner credits probably because I turned my college roommate, one of the Dust Brothers, onto Jerry Garcia / Grateful Dead - which is how the Garcia hook found its way into "Johnny Royale". I also turned Yauch onto shrooms, Aldous Huxley, and Terrence McKenna, among others, which I'm told played a role in putting him on his spiritual path but I don't know about that.

J. Falcon · 07-30-2015, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Far-L

Kid you not. I was in the "thanks" acknowledgements in the liner credits probably because I turned my college roommate, one of the Dust Brothers, onto Jerry Garcia / Grateful Dead - which is how the Garcia hook found its way into "Johnny Royale". I also turned Yauch onto shrooms, Aldous Huxley, and Terrence McKenna, among others, which I'm told played a role in putting him on his spiritual path but I don't know about that.

Wow, you hung out with the Beastie Boys? Very cool.

dillonaire · 07-30-2015, 01:25 PM

I like "Cecil the Lion" hamburgers

2MuchMark · 07-30-2015, 01:35 PM

I'm easily distracted. One time, I

CDSmith · 07-30-2015, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff

I like "Cecil the Lion" hamburgers

I winced at that, groaned in pain slightly, facepalmed a little even,

but I am loving your politically INcorrect attitude.

C H R I S · 07-30-2015, 01:48 PM

I like pie

Colmike9 · 07-30-2015, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L

Kid you not. I was in the "thanks" acknowledgements in the liner credits probably because I turned my college roommate, one of the Dust Brothers, onto Jerry Garcia / Grateful Dead - which is how the Garcia hook found its way into "Johnny Royale". I also turned Yauch onto shrooms, Aldous Huxley, and Terrence McKenna, among others, which I'm told played a role in putting him on his spiritual path but I don't know about that.

College roommates change the world. My dad's college roommate started Bobby Rahal's career by funding him with his allowance back in the day..

MaxCandy · 07-30-2015, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob

LOL! I sneeze three times when I look at the sun. My daughter sneezes four. I thought we were freaks.

Same here, guess its more common than i thought

American Psycho · 07-31-2015, 05:50 AM

Being gfy this fits...

I lost my virginity @ 15yrs old to a smoking hot 21yr old blonde Swedish live in nanny (opare). Always thought that was a awesome.

lukaswolf · 07-31-2015, 06:24 AM

I believe that the film 'Conjuring' based on a true story

MaDalton · 07-31-2015, 06:34 AM

i made extra money by being sound engineer and worked with some interesting people like Sisters of Mercy or Kingdom Come (and many well known german bands/musicians)

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