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davidclickpapa · 08-10-2015, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by EroticistFilms

Was it a response to the material?

oh not at all. on the contraty: we both loved his act. maybe that was the problem

ilnjscb · 08-10-2015, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Far-L

The "Orgazmo" premiere party was held at the Playboy Mansion. Heavy metal legends Metallica played for about a hundred people. I was busy trying to convince any woman that would pay attention to me to consider some sex in the grotto. It wasn't going too well but that is another story that actually has a happy ending.

You all know how that goes anyway so who cares right?

So I am just walking around freaking on my good fortune for being there and I see Hef. Knowing how successful the cable show "Playboy's Naughty Home Videos" was, and how it premiered with then featured primarily our content at the time, I figured I could go and introduce myself. After all, Homegrown was making a difference on a bottom line that needed help to keep Hef in the Mansion.

As I approached I realized he was standing there with Robert Duvall.

I apologized for interrupting (even though they weren't actually talking) and introduced myself and explained how I had worked with Playboy for years. Bear in mind that not only was the show their most profitable, but the site we did for it was also their best performing partner site.

I held out my hand to shake Hef's as I was thanking him profusely for the biz over the years.

Hang time.

Still hanging.

I was still hanging when I noticed Duvall was giving me the crazy eye like I just refused to surf under heavy enemy fire.

I finally dropped my hand. Thanked Hef again and walked back into the fray. Found out later that Hef hated the show and thought it was bad for the brand.

My bad. At least I didn't spike the punch with LSD

You probably have some great ones. I still have PTSD over your story about Ron Jeremy, something about a small room and the overpowering smell of hairy ass.

I hope some of the other GFY celebs post in here. I've always wanted to know how well known people treat each other when no one is looking.

EroticistFilms · 08-11-2015, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by kane

I used to write for a music magazine in the early 90's

Which one?

In 1981, I worked at the campus radio station at UNC-Chapel Hill. I was given tickets to check out this really cool band. That night it was raining buckets, but I decided to go anyway. As I got out of the car, the wind ripped the umbrella to pieces! I was drenched as I went into the club. The only people there were the band, the bartender and the soundman who was also taking money at the door. I stayed for about 4 songs and on top of being soaking wet and cold, the singer was terrible! He was just mumbling and looking down at the floor like a farmer looking down at a dead cow.

Yes, it was REM.

They did get better though!