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SilentKnight · 08-14-2015, 04:37 PM

Got news this morning that my oldest daughter was mugged last night on a public bus while on her way home from work.

A black, skinny punk grabbed her new $900 smartphone out of her hands, bolted out the bus door and vanished.

Police are checking bus security footage - but said chances are slim they'll catch the asshole or retrieve the phone.

Way to perpetuate the stereotype - you low-life piece of maggot shit.

MetaMan · 08-14-2015, 04:46 PM

But but but black people are victims.

SilentKnight · 08-14-2015, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

But but but black people are victims.

He will be...if he and I ever meet.

geedub · 08-14-2015, 04:55 PM

Coonadian lol

L-Pink · 08-14-2015, 05:12 PM

Aspiring rapper, turning his life around, mommy loves him, about to propose to his baby mamma, cop will eventually shoot him while resisting arrest, family will sue, riots will start, black lives matter, and your daughter started it all by inconsiderately tempting him with a shiny object.

OneHungLo · 08-14-2015, 05:29 PM

RyuLion · 08-14-2015, 05:45 PM

Men who steal from women are cowards!

Sly · 08-14-2015, 05:45 PM

Are you sure this is legit?

I don't see it on Yahoo! News.

SilentKnight · 08-14-2015, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Aspiring rapper, turning his life around, mommy loves him, about to propose to his baby mamma, cop will eventually shoot him while resisting arrest, family will sue, riots will start, black lives matter, and your daughter started it all by inconsiderately tempting him with a shiny object.

I got to the part where the cop will eventually shoot him.

That's where I smiled.

Not to deflect an ounce of blame from this asshole, but to be honest, it probably wasn't the smartest move on her part to have the phone out and be so engrossed with it that she wasn't aware of her surroundings - especially late at night. She said she didn't even get a good look at the guy other than he was a spade.

Adraco · 08-14-2015, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

Men who steal from women are cowards!

I have stolen/taken a few virginities, they didn't get it back...

Dvae · 08-14-2015, 06:37 PM

$900 smartphone - what, was it gold plated?

Sly · 08-14-2015, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Dvae

$900 smartphone - what, was it gold plated?

iPhone 6 128 GB is $850 USD. Canadian that's probably around $900.

SilentKnight · 08-14-2015, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Dvae

$900 smartphone - what, was it gold plated?

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Originally Posted by Sly

iPhone 6 128 GB is $850 USD. Canadian that's probably around $900.

It was either an iPhone6 or SGS6 - not sure which she had. Both are in the same price range through Rogers.

PaperstreetWinston · 08-14-2015, 07:57 PM

hope he gets caught

crockett · 08-14-2015, 08:00 PM

$900 smart phone... She was asking for it. If it wasn't that skinny black guy it would be someone else...

SilentKnight · 08-14-2015, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

$900 smart phone... She was asking for it. If it wasn't that skinny black guy it would be someone else...

I said above - it probably wasn't the smartest thing to not be aware of her immediate surroundings - but she certainly wasn't "asking for it". To say that is to imply blame. The blame is totally on the cowardly scumbag who mugged her. She was on a public transit bus - typically regarded as a relatively safe environment with other passengers, security cameras, etc.

Law of probability - would probably narrow it down to another dindu nuffin.

As the cops I work with say - it's not racial profiling...it's called an educated guess.

WarChild · 08-14-2015, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

He will be...if he and I ever meet.

Since you didn't get bitten by a radio active spider, what do you think you're going to do? Write a bylaw violation ticket?

John_Galbani · 08-14-2015, 08:43 PM

Who is coonadian ?

blackmonsters · 08-14-2015, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

As the cops I work with say - it's not racial profiling...it's called an educated guess.

An educated guess? Look at your educators :

https://goo.gl/TUwnHB

.

shake · 08-14-2015, 08:49 PM

Has she tried tracking the phone yet?

John_Galbani · 08-14-2015, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

An educated guess? Look at your educators :

https://goo.gl/TUwnHB

.

Maybe because not many black teachers, small IQ and brain in black people and nobody like to have sex with it.

blackmonsters · 08-14-2015, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by shake

Has she tried tracking the phone yet?

Wow that's so cool that you believe his story.

TheSquealer · 08-14-2015, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

An educated guess? Look at your educators :

https://goo.gl/TUwnHB

.

Forgetting that SilentKnight is Canadian, not American, lets compare apples to apples... look at the rapists.

https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/uc...decoverviewpdf

1/3 of all forcible rape is committed by a race representing approximately only 12.8% of the population vs roughly the same number of forcible rapes by a race representing almost 80% of the population.

Guess who?

Quick math question... how many more times is a black male likely to commit an act of forcible rape than a white male?

And i agree with you... the numbers ARE shameful.

Spunky · 08-14-2015, 09:37 PM

I hope the hooligan gets caught but our justice system will let him off with a small fine.the punks know how the system works.good thing it was just a grab and dash and not something else.
There isn't any deterrent for these punks in Canada.

SilentKnight · 08-14-2015, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Since you didn't get bitten by a radio active spider, what do you think you're going to do? Write a bylaw violation ticket?

One thing I'm not going to do is self-incriminate myself prior on an online forum.

SilentKnight · 08-14-2015, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by shake

Has she tried tracking the phone yet?

She contacted her carrier company and the SIMM card was deactivated. But she didn't have a tracking app installed on the phone yet.

EliteWebmaster · 08-15-2015, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett

$900 smart phone... She was asking for it. If it wasn't that skinny black guy it would be someone else...

Then I better not get caught wearing my Versace's anywhere near one of these fine upstanding black men then. These retail for $1750. Eat your heart out Jordan.

Seriously if a punk tried to get these off my feet, he better be packing something bigger than me because the only way he is touching these is with his teeth when I'm kicking it in.

NatalieK · 08-15-2015, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

I said above - it probably wasn't the smartest thing to not be aware of her immediate surroundings -

Oh come on! This is the problem these days & why I love where I live, leaving my door unlocked & open most of the time!

Why should your daughter not have a classy phone & use it without worrying about some fucking nasty crook!

My next door neighbors son was attacked with a couple a week ago. All 3 in the car, 3 guys stop & raid the car with metal bars, all for phones & the hand bag in London, like WTF! My neighbors son actually got smashed over the head by the bar, causing seizures that night! He is ok now thank god.

Hope your daughter is ok, and best wishes she doesn't worry about going out or using her phones & having nice things from here, sometimes its the after effects that can last. Good luck

aka123 · 08-15-2015, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

Men who steal from women are cowards!

I think the purpose of stealing is to steal, not some heroic act in the first place.

nico-t · 08-15-2015, 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

by inconsiderately tempting him with a shiny object.

nico-t · 08-15-2015, 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster

Then I better not get caught wearing my Versace's anywhere near one of these fine upstanding black men then. These retail for $1750. Eat your heart out Jordan.

Seriously if a punk tried to get these off my feet, he better be packing something bigger than me because the only way he is touching these is with his teeth when I'm kicking it in.

my god, so you paid $1750 to look like an idiot

MetaMan · 08-15-2015, 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster

Then I better not get caught wearing my Versace's anywhere near one of these fine upstanding black men then. These retail for $1750. Eat your heart out Jordan.

Seriously if a punk tried to get these off my feet, he better be packing something bigger than me because the only way he is touching these is with his teeth when I'm kicking it in.

Those shoes are ugly as fuck. They are for fat lebanese guys with no style. No one is going to rob you for those trust me.

arock10 · 08-15-2015, 05:11 AM

Is a grabbing a cellphone and running really considered a mugging? Or maybe it's considered a Canadian mugging?

SilentKnight · 08-15-2015, 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by arock10

Is a grabbing a cellphone and running really considered a mugging? Or maybe it's considered a Canadian mugging?

It's the term she used when describing it.

I didn't reference, crosscheck or consult an oracle for concise definitions.

arock10 · 08-15-2015, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

It's the term she used when describing it.

I didn't reference, crosscheck or consult an oracle for concise definitions.

Gotcha, mugging usually has violence or intimidation

nico-t · 08-15-2015, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Those shoes are ugly as fuck. They are for fat lebanese guys with no style. No one is going to rob you for those trust me.

They look like extremely tacky women shoes, tasteless to the max.

MrBottomTooth · 08-15-2015, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Since you didn't get bitten by a radio active spider, what do you think you're going to do? Write a bylaw violation ticket?

Is it so hard to believe someone might take the law into their own hands and possibly get violent with someone? It happens every day in every part of the world. Even Canada.

mineistaken · 08-15-2015, 06:48 AM

You are full of shit! He din do nuffin!

mineistaken · 08-15-2015, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by John_Galbani

Who is coonadian ?

Racoon immigrated to Canada?

SilentKnight · 08-15-2015, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by John_Galbani

Who is coonadian ?

Spade from Canada.

slapass · 08-15-2015, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

I got to the part where the cop will eventually shoot him.

That's where I smiled.

Not to deflect an ounce of blame from this asshole, but to be honest, it probably wasn't the smartest move on her part to have the phone out and be so engrossed with it that she wasn't aware of her surroundings - especially late at night. She said she didn't even get a good look at the guy other than he was a spade.

This is the craziest shit ever. So it is her fault he stole her phone? Partly her fault?

Edit: I missed that you were the OP. You are doing that dad thing. "If my kid didn't do dumb stuff, I wouldn't have to worry." I gotcha on that. Still not her fault.

WarChild · 08-15-2015, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

Is it so hard to believe someone might take the law into their own hands and possibly get violent with someone? It happens every day in every part of the world. Even Canada.

Sure it does. Except not by bylaw officers who are by definition bitches.

SilentKnight · 08-15-2015, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Sure it does. Except not by bylaw officers who are by definition bitches.

Lowbrows with your juvenilistic mentality are my favorite customers - they make me smile every day.

Stay the course.

Relic · 08-15-2015, 07:59 AM

They have mistaken our kindness for weakness.

aka123 · 08-15-2015, 08:09 AM

...........

WarChild · 08-15-2015, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Lowbrows with your juvenilistic mentality are my favorite customers - they make me smile every day.

Stay the course.

You'll have to forgive me because I don't actually need a part time job to help out with the bills so I'm a little bit lost on working man's slang. Is Longbrow a city employee word or just something used in general by low paid unskilled employees?

SilentKnight · 08-15-2015, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

You'll have to forgive me because on welfare I don't actually need a part time job to help out with the bills so I'm a little bit lost on working man's slang. Is Longbrow a city employee word or just something used in general by low paid unskilled employees?

Fixed.

Again, thanks for continuing to demonstrate my point above.

Oh, btw - forgot to thank you for the thread bumps. Keep up the great work.

Stay the course

WarChild · 08-15-2015, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Fixed.

Again, thanks for continuing to demonstrate my point above.

Oh, btw - forgot to thank you for the thread bumps. Keep up the great work.

Stay the course

So in a thread where you have cleverly worked the word "coon" in to the title and then peppered other racist tidbits amongst your replies, you want to suggest you're more intellectual than I am?

There's a reason you're a city employee. You might want to take some time to think about that.

SilentKnight · 08-15-2015, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

So in a thread where you have cleverly worked the word "coon" in to the title and then peppered other racist tidbits amongst your replies, you want to suggest you're more intellectual than I am?

There's a reason you're a city employee. You might want to take some time to think about that.

You continue demonstrating your vastly superior "intellectualism" with each reply.

Something you might want to take a moment and consider.

Stay the course. You're doing great lowbrow boy.

WarChild · 08-15-2015, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

You continue demonstrating your vastly superior "intellectualism" with each reply.

Something you might want to take a moment and consider.

Stay the course. You're doing great lowbrow boy.

Scolded by a bylaw officer. I sure have been schooled.

Thanks for making my day, Skippy.

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