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Old 09-01-2015, 09:56 PM   #1
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The Taylor Swift fart video was disapointing

I was excited because as I was reading the article I was thinking I was going to have fresh jerk off material for the next few weeks but I could tell it was a fake the moment I heard it. It sounds just like a whoopie cushion. Only real Taylor Swift farts turn me on.

Have a listen and tell me what you think. My guess is one of the girls behind her or one of the production crew made the sound off camera.
Taylor Swift -- Mics Didn't Hear It & No One Smelt It ... So I Never Dealt It | TMZ.com
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Old 09-01-2015, 11:35 PM   #2
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let me know when she follows thru
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Old 09-02-2015, 12:30 AM   #3
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The more I study and dissect this video frame by frame I have come to the belief that Taylor herself made the fake noise. Her eye movement just before the noise begins is very telling. I knew a Taylor Swift on camera fart was too good to be true.
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Old 09-02-2015, 01:22 AM   #4
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The more I study and dissect this video frame by frame I have come to the belief that Taylor herself made the fake noise. Her eye movement just before the noise begins is very telling. I knew a Taylor Swift on camera fart was too good to be true.
Every humans fart. I have no idea who Taylor Swift is, but do you want to say she is not a human?
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Old 09-02-2015, 06:20 AM   #5
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Old 09-02-2015, 06:34 AM   #6
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It's hilarious to even think MTV had to say something about it. Miss perfect must be seething and furious. How humiliating even if it's not a fart to have that story out there getting exposure.
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Old 09-02-2015, 06:37 AM   #7
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It's ridiculous how TMZ makes a big fuzz about stuff like that..It's no fucking BIG DEAL!!
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Old 09-02-2015, 06:44 AM   #8
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I unfollowed her because of that
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Old 09-02-2015, 11:58 AM   #9
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Imagine the stench of rotting cum that her asshole emitted. Sickening
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Old 09-02-2015, 11:59 AM   #10
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who really cares of she farted ??
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Old 09-02-2015, 05:02 PM   #12
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who really cares of she farted ??
I promise you more people care who farted then know who is the current secretary of the Treasury
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Old 09-02-2015, 06:15 PM   #13
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I promise you more people care who farted then know who is the current secretary of the Treasury
I have no clue who the secretary of the treasury is simply because it really doesn't fucking matter.

Nothing matters really except perhaps Taylor Swift's smelly farts.
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Old 09-03-2015, 12:51 AM   #14
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She farted, and is that such a big thing?
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Old 09-04-2015, 03:27 PM   #16
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She farted, and is that such a big thing?
You know you're about as famous as it gets when even your farts make a splash like this one has.

God help us if she ever forgets to flush a Taylor turd at a public toilet.
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Old 09-04-2015, 04:33 PM   #17
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we'll find out about that in her next song.
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Old 09-04-2015, 06:38 PM   #18
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You know you're about as famous as it gets when even your farts make a splash like this one has.

God help us if she ever forgets to flush a Taylor turd at a public toilet.
I bet her turds look perfect.
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I bet her turds look perfect.
They do...
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