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Exploiting human weakness
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The Taylor Swift fart video was disapointing
I was excited because as I was reading the article I was thinking I was going to have fresh jerk off material for the next few weeks but I could tell it was a fake the moment I heard it. It sounds just like a whoopie cushion. Only real Taylor Swift farts turn me on.
Have a listen and tell me what you think. My guess is one of the girls behind her or one of the production crew made the sound off camera. Taylor Swift -- Mics Didn't Hear It & No One Smelt It ... So I Never Dealt It | TMZ.com |
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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let me know when she follows thru
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The more I study and dissect this video frame by frame I have come to the belief that Taylor herself made the fake noise. Her eye movement just before the noise begins is very telling. I knew a Taylor Swift on camera fart was too good to be true.
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So fuckin' bored
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Every humans fart. I have no idea who Taylor Swift is, but do you want to say she is not a human?
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It's hilarious to even think MTV had to say something about it. Miss perfect must be seething and furious. How humiliating even if it's not a fart to have that story out there getting exposure.
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It's ridiculous how TMZ makes a big fuzz about stuff like that..It's no fucking BIG DEAL!!
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I need a beer
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I unfollowed her because of that
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Imagine the stench of rotting cum that her asshole emitted. Sickening
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who really cares of she farted ??
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Nothing matters really except perhaps Taylor Swift's smelly farts. |
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She farted, and is that such a big thing?
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You know you're about as famous as it gets when even your farts make a splash like this one has.
God help us if she ever forgets to flush a Taylor turd at a public toilet.
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Boner Party
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we'll find out about that in her next song.
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