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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Do you shout loudly when you pee?
I dont mean scream in pain or anything stupid, but just a big old loud 'Oh Yeah' (Like the cool aid jug) as you begin to flow?
I've been doing it for years. Help me prove my doctor wrong by letting me know its perfectly normal behaviour and that you do it too ! Thanks guys ![]() |
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Big Fucking hahahaha
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Happy Thanksgiving
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Big Fucking hahahaha
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I suck at the youtube
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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frc
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Only if there's nobody home.
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svp get banned svp
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Occasionally!
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at the top of my lungs, I sing the whole song "I've got a feelin'" by the Beatles - both the John Lennon part and the Paul McCartney part
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Porn SEO
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Pee?! You mean poop?
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I'm still a young man ...
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Bollocks
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I pee loudly when I shout, does that count?
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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If I am really dehydrated and that really dark stuff comes out it can feel like an orgasm...
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Confirmed Asshole
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I don't shout but I usually say "oh yeah! I'm making some Old Milwaukee <Coors, any light beer> beer" followed by a fart or two
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If I've been holding it WAAAAY too long, I usually let out a huge moan of relief... something along the lines of "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD YES!"
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Bollocks
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I have a plan B
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I can piss or I can yell, but I can't do both without pissing all over everything.
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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I'm 44 years old - I think I know how to piss...
I open the window, stick my ass out, tuck my cock between my legs and go - Just like everyone else..... It's funny you should mention it though - The guy in the apartment under me keeps telling me I am doing it wrong as well - He's an idiot though, if he sits on the balcony at toilet time what does he expect?..
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So Fecking Bummed
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Unfortunately I have a rare condition where I pass out when I piss so I can't actually shout loudly.
It's a really annoying and unfortunate condition which means I need to carry spare clothes with me everywhere as I normally pass out and continue to piss everywhere. |
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Hullo stranger
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So Fecking Bummed
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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That would look silly...
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Bollocks
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So Fecking Bummed
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Let's Make Money
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No, i just shake it up.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Or incontinence...
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So Fucking Fabulous
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Only when I'm drinking.. I learned long ago that if you pee too early in the night when drinking you will be peeing all night.
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kidney stones ain't no joke
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I pee when someone shouts loudly at me, does that count ?
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