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Va2k · 12-02-2015, 11:44 AM

Don't even know about her!

MetaMan · 12-02-2015, 11:46 AM

Majority of American women are pigs. I'm normally disgusted when walking through the super market.

BoomBoomBenoit · 12-02-2015, 12:04 PM

if selling porn has taught me one thing, it's no one is "fugly". There are so many people with so many different tastes and different motivations that EVERYONE is doable in some way.

Mickey had it right, she may not be his cup of tea but I definitely think she's someones. The trick imo is to find the right market!

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-02-2015, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Majority of American women are pigs. I'm normally disgusted when walking through the super market.

Then on behalf of all women, do us a favor, stay the fuck home and starve.

The Porn Nerd · 12-02-2015, 12:08 PM

I would fuck her - but I would close my eyes and pretend she's Whitney Cummings.

dyna mo · 12-02-2015, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by **********

You have to pay to get laid? Aw man... sorry.

Brains = sexy. And I think she's pretty smart.

the simple fact is it's stupid for a porn slut to try and insult porners for paying for kinky hot chick banging.

but hey, pseudo-intellectualism is your thing. how elite.

rhon23 · 12-02-2015, 12:25 PM

fuck yeah go Amy!

MetaMan · 12-02-2015, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Then on behalf of all women, do us a favor, stay the fuck home and starve.

European women take care of themselves. American women are pigs. It has nothing to do with starving. I never got that point from fat women. Because you eat like a pig and don't respect yourself other people must "starve" themselves?

J. Falcon · 12-02-2015, 12:34 PM

No thanks.

The Porn Nerd · 12-02-2015, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

European women take care of themselves. American women are pigs. It has nothing to do with starving. I never got that point from fat women. Because you eat like a pig and don't respect yourself other people must "starve" themselves?

I just spent almost two months in Europe (Holland, Germany, Czech Republic) and you are 100% correct. While I did see the rare "chubby" girl for the most part they were overwhelmingly spectacularly beautiful and in shape. When I got home to America and New Jersey I felt like I was back in a sea of whales. Unbelievable how shlumpy and fat and slobby most American girls are! Even the hot ones are all....too much (makeup, attitude, tacky bling).

American women have two styles: slob and slut.

$money$ · 12-02-2015, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Majority of American women are pigs. I'm normally disgusted when walking through the super market.

Choopa Phil · 12-02-2015, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

I just spent almost two months in Europe (Holland, Germany, Czech Republic) and you are 100% correct. While I did see the rare "chubby" girl for the most part they were overwhelmingly spectacularly beautiful and in shape. When I got home to America and New Jersey I felt like I was back in a sea of whales. Unbelievable how shlumpy and fat and slobby most American girls are! Even the hot ones are all....too much (makeup, attitude, tacky bling).

American women have two styles: slob and slut.

Depends on where in Jersey...Central and Northern...more in shape. Southern...not so much.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-02-2015, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

European women take care of themselves. American women are pigs. It has nothing to do with starving. I never got that point from fat women. Because you eat like a pig and don't respect yourself other people must "starve" themselves?

I was saying stay home and starve in the sense that you don't need to go to the grocery store and see what grosses you out, sooo you wont be able to buy food? Got it Pal?

But hey, just do us American women an even bigger favor, stay in whatever country you're from where the women probably are equally annoyed with you.

You're a real winner. I'll tell ya.

CaptainHowdy · 12-02-2015, 01:33 PM

Posting that should be a bannable offense ...

The Porn Nerd · 12-02-2015, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil

Depends on where in Jersey...Central and Northern...more in shape. Southern...not so much.

Very true.

In some sense I actualy do not blame US women. It IS the food we eat here in America, stuffed with chemicals and GMO and just terrible. Plus we've been trained to think comfortable is a higher value than beauty since beauty was always the thing that kept women from being taken seriously by men. European women embrace femininity more and adhere to a more old-fashioned sense of gender roles.

But still I object to so many (not all) US women seeming to just not give a fuck about how they look. LOL

PS to the GFY ladies: the above includes slobby pig American MEN too.

Choopa Phil · 12-02-2015, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Very true.

In some sense I actualy do not blame US women. It IS the food we eat here in America, stuffed with chemicals and GMO and just terrible. Plus we've been trained to think comfortable is a higher value than beauty since beauty was always the thing that kept women from being taken seriously by men. European women embrace femininity more and adhere to a more old-fashioned sense of gender roles.

But still I object to so many (not all) US women seeming to just not give a fuck about how they look. LOL

PS to the GFY ladies: the above includes slobby pig American MEN too.

It's not only the quality of the food it's also the portion size. I will not date a woman who is not into health/fitness. Its ingrained in me and it's a wonderful way to live. I'm 30 years old - Never had a cavity, broken bone, or major health issue...knock on wood. I believe that most of that stems from a balanced diet and leading an active life style. It's not always about whats on the outside but whats on the inside too!

Magnetron · 12-02-2015, 01:53 PM

That women have dealings with some of the men here is mind blowing.

j3rkules · 12-02-2015, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

I just spent almost two months in Europe (Holland, Germany, Czech Republic) and you are 100% correct. While I did see the rare "chubby" girl for the most part they were overwhelmingly spectacularly beautiful and in shape. When I got home to America and New Jersey I felt like I was back in a sea of whales. Unbelievable how shlumpy and fat and slobby most American girls are! Even the hot ones are all....too much (makeup, attitude, tacky bling).

American women have two styles: slob and slut.

Could not agree more with that.

2MuchMark · 12-02-2015, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

the simple fact is it's stupid for a porn slut to try and insult porners for paying for kinky hot chick banging.
but hey, pseudo-intellectualism is your thing. how elite.

Sorry Dyna, but your latest word-salad here is un-tossable. What???

Choopa Phil · 12-02-2015, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by **********

Sorry Dyna, but your latest word-salad here is un-tossable. What???

Hes saying its dumb for people to comment about others paying for sex on a porn forum. AKA shes a hypocrite

dyna mo · 12-02-2015, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by **********

Sorry Dyna, but your latest word-salad here is un-tossable. What???

that's why back when i used to deal with you, i kept it simple, basic cuss words you comprehend, a complete sentence, not so much.

dyna mo · 12-02-2015, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil

Hes saying its dumb for people to comment about others paying for sex on a porn forum. AKA shes a hypocrite

in particular, a porn chick who gets paid for a sex website.

The Porn Nerd · 12-02-2015, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil

It's not only the quality of the food it's also the portion size. I will not date a woman who is not into health/fitness. Its ingrained in me and it's a wonderful way to live. I'm 30 years old - Never had a cavity, broken bone, or major health issue...knock on wood. I believe that most of that stems from a balanced diet and leading an active life style. It's not always about whats on the outside but whats on the inside too!

Yes I forgot portion size!! Out in New Jersey when I order takeout from an Italian place I get SO MUCH FOOD it's really embarrassing. Smothered in cheese, tons of pasta, entire loaf of bread...it's unbelievable. Of course most people make 2-3 meals out of it but still the portions are gigantic. Throw in $1 menus at fast food places, too.

2MuchMark · 12-02-2015, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil

Hes saying its dumb for people to comment about others paying for sex on a porn forum. AKA shes a hypocrite

That's what I thought. I wasn't sure if he was really saying that, here on an adult forum, where women in porn might read it. Thanks for clarifying.

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

that's why back when i used to deal with you, i kept it simple, basic cuss words you comprehend, a complete sentence, not so much.

Okalee-doakalee.

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

in particular, a porn chick who gets paid for a sex website.

Sorry - just had to quote you. You hate women more than I thought.

dyna mo · 12-02-2015, 02:39 PM

not 1 single fuck given what you think i think about women.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-02-2015, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil

Hes saying its dumb for people to comment about others paying for sex on a porn forum. AKA shes a hypocrite

Who is the she?

I got lost somehow?

He was talking to Mark, no?

Ferus · 12-02-2015, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

I was saying stay home and starve in the sense that you don't need to go to the grocery store and see what grosses you out, sooo you wont be able to buy food? Got it Pal?

But hey, just do us American women an even bigger favor, stay in whatever country you're from where the women probably are equally annoyed with you.

You're a real winner. I'll tell ya.

Let me guess... you are fat?

sandman! · 12-02-2015, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by jerkules

If I wanted to see slightly chubby, unattractive, scantily dressed women, I would head to WalMart. So no thanks.

EddyTheDog · 12-02-2015, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Ferus

Let me guess... you are fat?

You are a tosser...

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-02-2015, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Ferus

Let me guess... you are fat?

Like a tub of fucking lard.

MaDalton · 12-02-2015, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Like a tub of fucking lard.

you bored?

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-02-2015, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

you bored?

Never that.

The Porn Nerd · 12-02-2015, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Never that.

No he's actually interested.
It's amazing what Germans can do with lard.

:D

2MuchMark · 12-02-2015, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

not 1 single fuck given what you think i think about women.

That's ok. All I wanted to do was make 100% sure I read you correctly.

420 · 12-02-2015, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I'm no photographer but that looks like a really bad shot - Why have her twisted like that? - It must be the worst thing to do with a bigger girl...

I hope that's the pic they are using.....

It seems to me like a deliberately unflattering pose. Why else should she be hunched over with her leg stock out like that. Those belly folds are probably made with tape.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-02-2015, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

No he's actually interested.
It's amazing what Germans can do with lard.

:D

I'm scared to know. Don't ask don't tell policy.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-02-2015, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

It seems to me like a deliberately unflattering pose. Why else should she be hunched over with her leg stock out like that. Those belly folds are probably made with tape.

I think they're made with fat babes, but she's obviously not trying to suck em up.

izombie · 12-02-2015, 08:19 PM

Ya'll are idiots I would totally fuck her and she's funny as hell, you know she has to be a total freak in bed.

Si · 12-02-2015, 08:30 PM

I didn't know they produced a live-action Miss Piggy biopic.

Disgusting = Funny I guess.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-02-2015, 10:28 PM

EddyTheDog · 12-02-2015, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

It seems to me like a deliberately unflattering pose. Why else should she be hunched over with her leg stock out like that. Those belly folds are probably made with tape.

OK - So it was Americans doing irony - That's why I missed it...

pornsprite · 12-03-2015, 03:19 AM

She is attractive enough to lay with easily

adultchatpay · 12-03-2015, 03:46 AM

I expected a nice nudity but what the hell was that pose?

davidclickpapa · 12-03-2015, 04:25 AM

she's funny and all but she really looks like the worst type of soccer moms

Coup · 12-03-2015, 04:27 AM

I want to lick all her knooks and crannies

MetaMan · 12-03-2015, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

I was saying stay home and starve in the sense that you don't need to go to the grocery store and see what grosses you out, sooo you wont be able to buy food? Got it Pal?

But hey, just do us American women an even bigger favor, stay in whatever country you're from where the women probably are equally annoyed with you.

You're a real winner. I'll tell ya.

Yes it grosses me out knowing tax dollars are being spent to fund some lard asses diabetic medication as they are stocking their cart with tubs of ice cream.

No, when I go to America I don't have to congregate with the pack of wild pigs that are American women. To much media, to many tubs of ice cream, to much feminism, not enough exercise. No thank you.

It is just the truth. Go to multiple European countries. Look at the women there. Compare them to American women then come back and tell me I'm wrong. Reality hurts.

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

I just spent almost two months in Europe (Holland, Germany, Czech Republic) and you are 100% correct. While I did see the rare "chubby" girl for the most part they were overwhelmingly spectacularly beautiful and in shape. When I got home to America and New Jersey I felt like I was back in a sea of whales. Unbelievable how shlumpy and fat and slobby most American girls are! Even the hot ones are all....too much (makeup, attitude, tacky bling).

American women have two styles: slob and slut.

American women are pigs. European women for the majority take care of themselves. It is important for them to carry themselves in a certain manner. It's part of their culture to eat right, walk and be active.

dyna mo · 12-03-2015, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by **********

That's ok. All I wanted to do was make 100% sure I read you correctly.

and you're myopic enough to think your simple post makes it fact.

and btw captain save a ho, the porn slut you're trying to save here doesn't give 1 single fuck either.

but again, myopic you.

CamTraffic · 12-03-2015, 08:47 AM

I d rather date her than a Skinny Hollywood bitch with no brains
At least she's hilarious and i love me a little meat on the bones. Very sexy

Choopa Phil · 12-03-2015, 09:04 AM

Some super low standards on this board haha. When you have to talk about how smart she is to make up for her lack of aesthetics then you know she ugly!

dyna mo · 12-03-2015, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil

Some super low standards on this board haha. When you have to talk about how smart she is to make up for her lack of aesthetics then you know she ugly!

no shit right? the funniest part though is the need to make-up the notion that she's smart.

she's smart because she tells fart jokes? riiiiiiiiiight, that's a ********** level thought process.

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