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I am slow and don't want to work hard, What is a good job for me?
I am slow and don't want to work har, What is a good job for me?
Was thinking of convenience store or working the front desk of a hotel.
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Accountant. Mine moves like fucking molasses..
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Sloth impersonator.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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What is this 'Job' thing you speak of?
In the UK we just sit at home and the government pays the rent and gives us money... |
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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Any federal government position.
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Judge Jury and Executioner
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Night time security guard
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President ? ?
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Life model in artclass
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Naked in my bathroom
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You cant be a porn star
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Promoting Debate on GFY
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Porn affiliate?
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working on my tan
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cuck
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american president
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something like copywriter maybe
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If you're in the US, federal government. Buy a native american tribe citizenship, get a job in DOD, work 20 years, get full retirement in a "buyout", then go to a defense contractor at 20 times the pay while you have lunch with your buddies at various steakhouses and laugh about spending 50 billion on missiles that never got fired.
Being slow and lazy will make sure you shoot up the ranks, as you'll be a threat to no-one. |
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Post office or Dept. of Motor Vehicles.
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SEO Connoisseur
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Fluffer - basically slow and you don't have to work hard
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small trip to underworld
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affiliate manager
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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You can clean the video viewing booths in an adult video store.
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So Fucking Banned
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Camboy ...
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Naked in my bathroom
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I need a beer
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Do you have firm buttocks?
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Very creative suggestions here
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Executive Director of the FSC and it just so happens theres an opening.
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Some famous hip hop artist's joint roller. All you do is roll joints for them and smoke.
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