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SuckOnThis · 12-11-2015, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

what if someone posted a pic of his truck 7 years ago and he just happen to take the same pic of his truck and just got around to posting it today because he was busy with all the bitches?

Because the guy who took and posted the pic said "A giant truck that i saw on the way to CA."

So yea, it's metaboys truck from years ago taken by a random stranger. Oh, and nevermind the fact that he lives in Canada, not the US.

Penny24Seven · 12-11-2015, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

He rides a skateboard in real life. He ain't pickin up nothing.

You never saw a hot girl on a skateboard?
Just remember girls dig guys with skills. Something like that. napoleon dynamite

MetaMan · 12-11-2015, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

Because the guy who took and posted the pic said "A giant truck that i saw on the way to CA."

So yea, it's metaboys truck from years ago taken by a random stranger. Oh, and nevermind the fact that he lives in Canada, not the US.

Howd he see my truck!?

What are the chances? MIND BLOWN.

Penny24Seven · 12-11-2015, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

Because the guy who took and posted the pic said "A giant truck that i saw on the way to CA."

So yea, it's metaboys truck from years ago taken by a random stranger. Oh, and nevermind the fact that he lives in Canada, not the US.

OJ got off because of doubt. Just saying

If 1 in 12 thinks it could be that way we have to say it must be his truck

SuckOnThis · 12-11-2015, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

party pooper.

I live to serve.

L-Pink · 12-11-2015, 10:04 AM

23 pounds.

dyna mo · 12-11-2015, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

I live to serve.

yup.......

Penny24Seven · 12-11-2015, 10:14 AM

Just two for me

2MuchMark · 12-11-2015, 10:17 AM

My chick-magnet is a Chevy Volt! When I hit the accelerator, it makes a super-sweet "_____ _____" sound. Oh man. It really makes the bitches come a' runnin!

420 · 12-11-2015, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

He rides a skateboard in real life. He ain't pickin up nothing.

Penny24Seven · 12-11-2015, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by 420

chicks dig guys on hoverboards

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-11-2015, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

The back of the truck is sagging because your fat ass is in it! LOL LOL

Your fat jokes are freeking hilarious.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-11-2015, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by 420

He's gay for sure. They are just friends. Look at the way he holds his cell phone.

Choopa Phil · 12-11-2015, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

He's gay for sure. They are just friends. Look at the way he holds his cell phone.

The ass-out hug is a dead giveaway

MetaMan · 12-11-2015, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil

The ass-out hug is a dead giveaway

The floating arm has friend zone written all over it.

pimpmaster9000 · 12-11-2015, 10:58 AM

I have a huge dick so cars like this are off limits to me...I can drive small ladies cars...my one has a perfume dispenser

JD · 12-11-2015, 11:44 AM

7.35 whole pussies.

mineistaken · 12-11-2015, 11:55 AM

Ok, joking aside we know that number of chicks depends on if said vehicle has pussy magnet installed.

420 · 12-11-2015, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

He's gay for sure. They are just friends. Look at the way he holds his cell phone.

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil

The ass-out hug is a dead giveaway

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

The floating arm has friend zone written all over it.

lol

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MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-11-2015, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

You never saw a hot girl on a skateboard?
Just remember girls dig guys with skills. Something like that. napoleon dynamite

MetaMan · 12-11-2015, 01:23 PM

Im parked in the expected mothers spot at Wal Mart. Im pro feminism and equality.

A true leader in womens rights.

MrElusive · 12-11-2015, 01:29 PM

Omg epic.. LOL

[QUOTE=SuckOnThis;20665303]That pic was uploaded to a forum almost 9 years ago.

You know your life sucks when you have to brag about a $5000 truck that isnt even yours.

VSKevin · 12-11-2015, 01:38 PM

Just wondering, are lifted trucks still a thing? Like... 10 years ago I would've been like, "FUCK YEAH let's roll up on some bitches!"

Nowadays, sleeker cars will get you the best road head. :P

Seems more like a pussy magnet for white trash.

gnawledge · 12-11-2015, 01:42 PM

We have those trucks all over the area in Florida where I live. These wannabe rednecks get mommy's money and buy one when they are 16-18. They are usually confused in their brains by dressing like a urban cowboy and carrying a rebel flag. Then they drive around listening to rap. So. It's usually the closet case homo rednecks with issues that drive those 8 mpg trucks.

mineistaken · 12-11-2015, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by VSKevin

Just wondering, are lifted trucks still a thing? Like... 10 years ago I would've been like, "FUCK YEAH let's roll up on some bitches!"

Nowadays, sleeker cars will get you the best road head. :P

Seems more like a pussy magnet for white trash.

Or you acquired better taste over the years, especially if thise "hell yeah" times were in your teens/early twenties.

The Porn Nerd · 12-11-2015, 01:51 PM

Cyber reality is so much fun!

atom · 12-11-2015, 01:53 PM

I have a lifted truck but its only 3 inches.

wait... what?!?!

Penny24Seven · 12-11-2015, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

oh wow. talk about perfect timing with that pic or from a video still awesome HAHA.
I think she might have hurt her pinky finger

dyna mo · 12-11-2015, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by gnawledge

We have those trucks all over the area in Florida where I live. These wannabe rednecks get mommy's money and buy one when they are 16-18. They are usually confused in their brains by dressing like a urban cowboy and carrying a rebel flag. Then they drive around listening to rap. So. It's usually the closet case homo rednecks with issues that drive those 8 mpg trucks.

wow, you seem pretty upset about it too.

kkkkkk · 12-11-2015, 02:01 PM

Many pussies!

MetaMan · 12-11-2015, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by gnawledge

We have those trucks all over the area in Florida where I live. These wannabe rednecks get mommy's money and buy one when they are 16-18. They are usually confused in their brains by dressing like a urban cowboy and carrying a rebel flag. Then they drive around listening to rap. So. It's usually the closet case homo rednecks with issues that drive those 8 mpg trucks.

My truck does 5mpg so im nothing like thise wannabes.

redwhiteandblue · 12-11-2015, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes

It you were attractive like me, you would not need anything to pull women.

In my case I find it a real pain.

I do not find it something to boast about.

I find it a daily annoyance.

Is that why you still drive that fucking multi-coloured Audi?

Ferus · 12-11-2015, 02:16 PM

I like old cars (sleepers) so I have a Mercedes 280 24v sleeper, my old landcruiser + old Hilux + the Mercedes Vito van

Do I need to repeate my wife dident pick me because of my taste in cars?

SilentKnight · 12-11-2015, 02:23 PM

Tempted to toss up a pic of my '79 Ford stepside custom show truck after the paintjob in 1984. That was a true pussy pick-upper in the day.

Naw, too much bother.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-11-2015, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Tempted to toss up a pic of my '79 Ford stepside custom show truck after the paintjob in 1984. That was a true pussy pick-upper in the day.

Naw, too much bother.

Come on. Let's have a look.

Bryan G · 12-11-2015, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes

It you were attractive like me, you would not need anything to pull women.

In my case I find it a real pain.

I do not find it something to boast about.

I find it a daily annoyance.

We've seen your pics and your creepy ass video. You ain't pulling shit.

SilentKnight · 12-11-2015, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Come on. Let's have a look.

Maybe this wknd if I can scan in a shot...or find one on old harddrive. Got a big b&w framed shot of it in my garage.

CandidHotties · 12-11-2015, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Ill give u 2 guesses:
1. More then you
2. Your mom

Chicks go fucking bat shit when i rev this bad boy up. I pull up, park up and bitches basically throw themselves at my truck.

Ill post up outside of home depot with ICE CUBE blaring out the fuckin windows and single mothers basically line up for a ride on my big rig. I had this one bitch ready to leave her stroller and with kid in it behind. I mean u crazy!? I took her instagram and slammed her walls in the backseat later in the evening then deleted her contact. On to the next!

Big man. Big truck. = you do the math.

tryin to compensate something?

SekobA · 12-11-2015, 03:33 PM

Thats perfect for off road.girls love it

crockett · 12-11-2015, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Ill give u 2 guesses:
1. More then you
2. Your mom

Chicks go fucking bat shit when i rev this bad boy up. I pull up, park up and bitches basically throw themselves at my truck.

Ill post up outside of home depot with ICE CUBE blaring out the fuckin windows and single mothers basically line up for a ride on my big rig. I had this one bitch ready to leave her stroller and with kid in it behind. I mean u crazy!? I took her instagram and slammed her walls in the backseat later in the evening then deleted her contact. On to the next!

Big man. Big truck. = you do the math.

Lots of dudes in cowboy hats will surely want a ride.. women will just assume you have a little dick.

SAMANTAmax · 12-11-2015, 04:15 PM

Girp want to srive in fast car.the faster the car is its better

MetaMan · 12-11-2015, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SAMANTAmax

Girp want to srive in fast car.the faster the car is its better

they also want someone that doesn't speak like a complete idiot.

you sound like you're drooling all over yourself. how did you manage that while typing?

MetaMan · 12-11-2015, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

Lots of dudes in cowboy hats will surely want a ride.. women will just assume you have a little dick.

Women will see my stature and assume my cock is the size of Gibraltar. Plus because I can handle such a bad ass truck they assume I can handle them in the bedroom. NO QUESTIONS ASKED! If you know what I mean!

METAMAN YOU DONE IT AGAIN!

dyna mo · 12-11-2015, 04:37 PM

Whenever some dude is jealous of some other dude's shit, they always use the small penis bit.

Nice wristwatch? Small penis

Cool sports car? Small penis

Badass yacht? Small penis

Et al

MetaMan · 12-11-2015, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

Whenever some dude is jealous of some other dude's shit, they always use the small penis bit.

Nice wristwatch? Small penis

Cool sports car? Small penis

Badass yacht? Small penis

Et al

I just wonder why they are even thinking about another guys cock in the first place LOL. It never crosses my mind how big another guys cock is.

These are the same guys looking over at the urinal making of of a guys cock size in their head. HOMOS

mineistaken · 12-11-2015, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

Whenever some dude is jealous of some other dude's shit, they always use the small penis bit.

Nice wristwatch? Small penis

Cool sports car? Small penis

Badass yacht? Small penis

Et al

Never heard those. Only about big cars

dyna mo · 12-11-2015, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Never heard those. Only about big cars

Well, now you have. Any sign of achievement can twisted that way, I've seen it here plenty of times for all the above and more.

adultchatpay · 12-11-2015, 05:51 PM

It will literally pick up some pussy!

bronco67 · 12-11-2015, 06:04 PM

He's driving all over the state looking for that truck so he can take a closeup pic and prove it's his -- then he can feel like the man he keeps telling himself he is.

SpicyM · 12-11-2015, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

Cool sports car? Small penis

You are wrong. It goes for big cars, not sports cars. But that does not matter here, since that nasty pumped up whale is both comic and ugly.

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