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12-19-2015, 12:30 AM
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Weirdest place to get caught wanking?
So apparently some dude got caught tugging it in the theater bathroom at the midnight showing of Star Wars and it made me think I had to find out what the weirdest wank location was that anyone has heard of for real. We can all think of some effed up spots to tug, but ones people actually got caught in?
I wonder if the dude had a droid fetish and had to run out and let it rip.
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12-19-2015, 12:39 AM
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Church takes the cake.
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12-19-2015, 12:42 AM
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12-19-2015, 01:14 AM
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 When I was like 13 I had court ordered community service. The maintenance man was sick as fuck and just let me do my own thing. It was during the week so the church was empty. I took a break to go smoke some weed in the church parking lot.. I was sitting up against one of those storage units/shipping containers. I had hours left in my day there. Don't ask me why but I decided to beat it. Raging hormones? Drugs? I'm the son of satan? Karellen is my hero? No clue. Mother of bad ideas. A youth pastor must've seen me jerking it because next thing I know he's screaming and running towards me. I booked it. Pants unzipped and falling to the ground. Trying to hold them up the entire time.. Heart racing. Dude chased me for a few minutes but I got away. Just barely. He was within reach several times. I waited and hour before I snuck back into the maintenance man's office. I stayed in there until my mom got me later that day. Leaving the church I saw the guy and he saw me but couldn't do shit. So I wasn't actually in church but I was on church property. And that is the one and only time I beat it in public. That was the fucking worst..  |
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12-19-2015, 03:18 AM
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That's a crazy story, dude! I feel like it should be in the next Coen brothers movie.
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12-19-2015, 08:38 AM
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So fucking bland
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in the maternity suite?
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12-19-2015, 10:35 AM
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Airplane.
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12-19-2015, 10:46 AM
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A buddy of mine went to JMU, and apparently a guy there got caught in the stacks blowing himself. My buddy claimed the school paper ran a piece on it titled "Thar he blows" that also referenced Ron Jeremy's ability at auto-fellatio.
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12-19-2015, 10:49 AM
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There's a big community festival around me called Comfest (Sucks, don't bother lol) and in the 60s or 70s when it started it used to be in a church and the yard. One year a hippy couple got caught fucking in the church during the festival so they had to move it to a park a couple miles away from then on. 
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12-19-2015, 01:25 PM
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Exploiting human weakness
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In boot camp I would get assigned to clean the small bathroom that the company commanders would use and I would jerk off into the sink. I had to make it quick and I never got busted. But there was a fucking mirror just above the sink so I would have to close my eyes in order to cum because my own image in the mirror would make me limp.
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12-19-2015, 01:45 PM
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I'd say a warehouse... You have different kinds of people coming in and out of that bitch. You don't know who's coming or going..
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12-19-2015, 01:53 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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funeral..
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12-19-2015, 02:53 PM
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