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12-22-2013, 11:45 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Xmas Decorations, that you consider to be SAFE to insert in your anus?
Suggestions please ?
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12-22-2013, 05:46 PM
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I used to date a girl whose roommate was a nurse. One Christmas she had a couple come into the ER late one night. They explained that things got really hot while they were having sex and she took some of the lights off the Christmas tree and shoved them up his butt. Now they were stuck.
They didn't have him sit down for fear that the pressure might break the bulbs. They could't remove them because they had created a reverse suction so they filled the guy up with muscle relaxers and let him shit them out. So clearly, lights from the tress should not be on the list of things that are safe. |
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12-22-2013, 05:49 PM
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I need a beer
 
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12-22-2013, 05:53 PM
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So Fucking Stoned...
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12-22-2013, 05:54 PM
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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Anything with antlers is probably a bad idea...
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12-22-2013, 05:55 PM
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working on my tan
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12-23-2013, 02:11 AM
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Work Work Work
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12-30-2013, 09:05 PM
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Why not try your 8 inches Christmas Tree? lol
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12-31-2013, 02:27 AM
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Does a candy cane count?
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12-31-2013, 02:31 AM
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Snowman decoration. It just feels like large anal beads...
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12-31-2013, 02:37 AM
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12-31-2013, 02:49 AM
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12-31-2013, 02:54 AM
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12-31-2013, 02:58 AM
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12-22-2015, 05:10 PM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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2 year old festive bump...
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12-22-2015, 05:23 PM
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So Fecking Bummed
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Might I suggest the Holly and the Ivy.
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12-22-2015, 05:26 PM
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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12-22-2015, 06:23 PM
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cuck
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These look safe.
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