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The Porn Nerd · 12-25-2015, 11:35 AM

Fuck you Santa Clause.

Can't wait for this day to be over and I can stop hearing all this fake niceness everywhere. "Merry Christmas!" "Happy Holidays!"

Sickening.

Can we get back to business now?

Ho Ho Ho - somebody get me a fucking Ho!

BIGTYMER · 12-25-2015, 11:39 AM

Merry Christmas! Hope you have a happy new year!

The Porn Nerd · 12-25-2015, 11:43 AM

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Merry Christmas! Hope you have a happy new year!

LOL You too man.

Spunky · 12-25-2015, 11:53 AM

Santa forgot me again this year

brassmonkey · 12-25-2015, 12:02 PM

it's my little bros birthday so i can't hate it. my god i sold almost all my greens okra and peppers! have a few cabbage.

MiamiBoyz · 12-25-2015, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Fuck you Santa Clause.

Can't wait for this day to be over and I can stop hearing all this fake niceness everywhere. "Merry Christmas!" "Happy Holidays!"

Sickening.

Can we get back to business now?

Ho Ho Ho - somebody get me a fucking Ho!

I am with on this one!

The Porn Nerd · 12-25-2015, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

it's my little bros birthday so i can't hate it. my god i sold almost all my greens okra and peppers! have a few cabbage.

I could use some more cabbage this Christmas.

$$$$$$$$$

LOL

brassmonkey · 12-25-2015, 12:16 PM

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I could use some more cabbage this Christmas.

$$$$$$$$$

LOL

this is my second year! i sold 75 pounds of okra to a famous chicken and waffles joint. next year hopefully i can optimize my production.

mineistaken · 12-25-2015, 12:18 PM

Sorry you have no good relationships ( or no family) to your family.
Merry Christmas

mineistaken · 12-25-2015, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

i sold almost all my greens okra and peppers!

how much did you get?
This is the first time I hear about this thing okra (looks like some kind of pepper in a way), not popular/known around my parts.

The Porn Nerd · 12-25-2015, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Sorry you have no good relationships ( or no family) to your family.
Merry Christmas

Who said I have no family or friends? My house is filled with them at the moment. LOL Fucking annoying too, drinking eggnog and opening presents and baking cookies....WTF??

Maybe I'm grumpy because it's 65 degrees fahrenheit in NJ right now and I'm longing for one of these:

$money$ · 12-25-2015, 12:30 PM

Merry Christmas Porn Nerd and Family

mineistaken · 12-25-2015, 12:37 PM

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Who said I have no family or friends?

I said NO GOOD RELATIONSHIP with family. No family was in () as less likely alternative.
Everyone who has good relationship to family enjoys gathering for Christmas and chilling, conversing etc.

brassmonkey · 12-25-2015, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

how much did you get?
This is the first time I hear about this thing okra (looks like some kind of pepper in a way), not popular/known around my parts.

been growing using the kratky method. lots of experimenting going on. bok choy grows just fine now lettuce have issues with that

mineistaken · 12-25-2015, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

kratky method.

that is interesting. picture of your set up?
I have a greenhouse where I grow something traditional way (in the ground). Would be cool to replace it by this (less maintenance watering etc).

brassmonkey · 12-25-2015, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

that is interesting. picture of your set up?
I have a greenhouse where I grow something traditional way (in the ground). Would be cool to replace it by this (less maintenance watering etc).

have to charge my camcorder ill pm you some pics. you want the whole system fertilizer and all?

The Porn Nerd · 12-25-2015, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

I said NO GOOD RELATIONSHIP with family. No family was in () as less likely alternative.
Everyone who has good relationship to family enjoys gathering for Christmas and chilling, conversing etc.

You've obviously never met my family. :D

Fa-la-la-la-la-fuck you Santa!

mineistaken · 12-25-2015, 01:29 PM

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you want the whole system fertilizer and all?

Yep. I am mostly curious about the lay out of it. Now I am checking this:

There are pictures of bigger greenhouses with lettuces, I am wondering why don't they have more than one level to double the production. Surely there would be enough of light for the bottom level. And some of them are supposedly growing commercially. Why not double the output by having 2 levels in the greenhouse?

CaptainHowdy · 12-25-2015, 01:31 PM

You just should have asked a blowjob for X-mas, Mr. Peabody ...

brassmonkey · 12-25-2015, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Yep. I am mostly curious about the lay out of it. Now I am checking this:

There are pictures of bigger greenhouses with lettuces, I am wondering why don't they have more than one level to double the production. Surely there would be enough of light for the bottom level. And some of them are supposedly growing commercially. Why not double the output by having 2 levels in the greenhouse?

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N - stands for nitrogen. You probably knew that one. This nutrient is the leaf and stem developer and adding nitrogen wiil get thing growing fast. It's always perfect for leafy veggies. After all, it's the leafy part that we're after in vegetables like cabbage, lettuce, Swiss chard, kale, etc.
sorry op!

P - stands for phosphorus. This nutrient is valuable for developing flowers and fruit - plus helps roots take quickly to the soil around them. If you're frustrated by lots of leaves and stems developing on your fruiting crops like pumpkin or tomatoes. But nary a fruit in sight - you may need a boost of phosphorus.

K - stands for potassium. Potassium promotes healthy roots systems and helps the plants resist disease. It also works alongside the phosphorus in developing fruit. You'll notice it's importance if you're growing root crops such as carrots or turnips.

mineistaken · 12-25-2015, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

You've obviously never met my family. :D

How so? It seems like we agree...

brassmonkey · 12-25-2015, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Yep. I am mostly curious about the lay out of it. Now I am checking this:

There are pictures of bigger greenhouses with lettuces, I am wondering why don't they have more than one level to double the production. Surely there would be enough of light for the bottom level. And some of them are supposedly growing commercially. Why not double the output by having 2 levels in the greenhouse?

kind of drunk now

too much rum egg nogg

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The Porn Nerd · 12-25-2015, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

You just should have asked a blowjob for X-mas, Mr. Peabody ...

I did. All I got was a hair dryer.

EVEN MY FUCKING XMAS THREADS GET HIJACKED BY FUCKING FARMERS!!! Not even growing WEED for fuck's sake.

See why I hate Christmas? Jingle my BALLS people. :D

Sednub997 · 12-25-2015, 02:52 PM

Perfet time for business.Sales are up

brassmonkey · 12-25-2015, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

I did. All I got was a hair dryer.

EVEN MY FUCKING XMAS THREADS GET HIJACKED BY FUCKING FARMERS!!! Not even growing WEED for fuck's sake.

See why I hate Christmas? Jingle my BALLS people. :D

you buy herb wholesale. i said sorry

been up since 3am wrapping produce for my customers. ate and fell out for an hour now i have to cook. on the grill now (more rum egg nogg)

hell yeah!

The Porn Nerd · 12-25-2015, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

you buy herb wholesale. i said sorry

been up since 3am wrapping produce for my customers. ate and fell out for an hour now i have to cook. on the grill now (more rum egg nogg)

hell yeah!

LOL No worries man - your multi-colored sig is like Christmas lights. I like Christmas lights.

nico-t · 12-25-2015, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

imy god i sold almost all my greens okra and peppers! have a few cabbage.

what does this have to do with anything

brassmonkey · 12-25-2015, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

what does this have to do with anything

making cabbage you back woods circle jerk! op we will make some cabbage aka paper in 2016 i promise that

nico-t · 12-25-2015, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

making cabbage you back woods circle jerk! op we will make some cabbage aka paper in 2016 i promise that

what the fuck that has to do with christmas

are you high on cabbage dogg?

brassmonkey · 12-25-2015, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

what the fuck that has to do with christmas

are you high on cabbage dogg?

after i grill the steaks yes! high on cabbage!

mineistaken · 12-25-2015, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

what the fuck that has to do with christmas

are you high on cabbage dogg?

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-25-2015, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Fuck you Santa Clause.

Can't wait for this day to be over and I can stop hearing all this fake niceness everywhere. "Merry Christmas!" "Happy Holidays!"

Sickening.

Can we get back to business now?

Ho Ho Ho - somebody get me a fucking Ho!

I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Christmas - but I am happy this day is almost over. My back is killing me, my wallet is screaming, my eyes are tired, I'm going through withdrawal from my normal life where 50 million people aren't at my house every other day.

Since you don't really want to hear "Merry Christmas" even though that's really what I want to say...I'll give you what goes best.

GO FUCK YOURSELF

arock10 · 12-25-2015, 05:55 PM

Just go hide in the bathroom, jerk off, and relax

The Porn Nerd · 12-25-2015, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Christmas - but I am happy this day is almost over. My back is killing me, my wallet is screaming, my eyes are tired, I'm going through withdrawal from my normal life where 50 million people aren't at my house every other day.

Since you don't really want to hear "Merry Christmas" even though that's really what I want to say...I'll give you what goes best.

GO FUCK YOURSELF

OMG how rude! See? You simply cannot trust farmers or people who live on farms to be nice and understanding at Christmastime. They simply don't want to hear it, having to deal with all the animals in their lives. Well, I am not an animal! I deserve a 'Merry Christmas' from you!*

I've been sitting up all night waiting for that damned Ghost From Christmas Past to get his lazy translucent ass over here so we can get this changing me into a nice guy party started already. I've got my six pence ready for the turkey and everything.

BAH HUMBUG!!

*OK you got me. I AM an animal. Now come over here and milk me.

BIGTYMER · 12-25-2015, 09:09 PM

Love cabbage.

mineistaken · 12-25-2015, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

Love cabbage.

Yeah, I like it too. And you can save it for later (if you grow it like BM) as it does not spoil quickly.

AMDWarrior · 12-25-2015, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Fuck you Santa Clause.

Can't wait for this day to be over and I can stop hearing all this fake niceness everywhetgre. "Merry Christmas!" "Happy Holidays!"

Sickening.

Can we get back to business now?

Ho Ho Ho - somebody get me a fucking Ho!

Good.. fuck you anyway..

AMDWarrior · 12-25-2015, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Fuck you Santa Clause.

Can't wait for this day to be over and I can stop hearing all this fake niceness everywhetgre. "Merry Christmas!" "Happy Holidays!"

Sickening.

Can we get back to business now?

Ho Ho Ho - somebody get me a fucking Ho!

Good.. fuck you anyway..

But happy holidays! !

The Porn Nerd · 12-25-2015, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

Love cabbage.

Finally! Now there's some mistletoe I can get under.

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Originally Posted by AMDWarrior

Good.. fuck you anyway..

But happy holidays! !

Twice? Why so angry? Your Grandma got run over by a reindeer?

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-25-2015, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

OMG how rude! See? You simply cannot trust farmers or people who live on farms to be nice and understanding at Christmastime. They simply don't want to hear it, having to deal with all the animals in their lives. Well, I am not an animal! I deserve a 'Merry Christmas' from you!*

I've been sitting up all night waiting for that damned Ghost From Christmas Past to get his lazy translucent ass over here so we can get this changing me into a nice guy party started already. I've got my six pence ready for the turkey and everything.

BAH HUMBUG!!

*OK you got me. I AM an animal. Now come over here and milk me.

OMGOSH, I'm so sorry! MERRYY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11:59!

The Porn Nerd · 12-25-2015, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

OMGOSH, I'm so sorry! MERRYY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11:59!

I was just messin' with ya.

Merry Christmas lovely lady!!

The Porn Nerd · 12-26-2015, 11:50 AM

Happy um, Boxing Day?

brassmonkey · 12-26-2015, 12:56 PM

well had dry rub grilled steaks baked mac and cheese and cabbage. chocolate mouse and apple pie from village inn

$money$ · 12-26-2015, 12:58 PM

It was a great christmas considering all the things that could possibly go wrong!

The Porn Nerd · 12-26-2015, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

well had dry rub grilled steaks baked mac and cheese and cabbage. chocolate mouse and apple pie from village inn

You had a chocolate mouse? Dood that is hood gangsta right there!

Seriously tho: "Boxing Day"? Without a single fight on TV? How is this possible?

I don't get it.

Rochard · 12-26-2015, 04:33 PM

I am not overly fond of Christmas either. Everyone in my family is so broke that Christmas presents were mostly limited to t-shirts and trinkets. At the same time I've spent a lot of money on stuff for everyone else. I just roll with the "it's better to give than to receive". Besides, anything I want for myself I just buy any how.

brassmonkey · 12-26-2015, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

You had a chocolate mouse? Dood that is hood gangsta right there!

Seriously tho: "Boxing Day"? Without a single fight on TV? How is this possible?

I don't get it.

boxing is out man. too many brains damaged. sugar ray fought until his brain was gone and almost lost an eye!

bronco67 · 12-26-2015, 07:09 PM

It's a pain in my fucking ass too.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-26-2015, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

I was just messin' with ya.

Merry Christmas lovely lady!!

and a HAPPY NEW YEAR TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Porn Nerd · 12-26-2015, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I am not overly fond of Christmas either. Everyone in my family is so broke that Christmas presents were mostly limited to t-shirts and trinkets. At the same time I've spent a lot of money on stuff for everyone else. I just roll with the "it's better to give than to receive". Besides, anything I want for myself I just buy any how.

I'm the same way. After I bought everybody their gifts I splurged on an indoor exercise bike for myself. I will need it after this:

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boxing is out man. too many brains damaged. sugar ray fought until his brain was gone and almost lost an eye!

Man I am coming over now!! I just had some Oreo cookie cake from Stop and Shop and it tasted like it sounds. LOL

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It's a pain in my fucking ass too.

Yeah it's just such a fucking hassle. I'm glad it's over.

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

and a HAPPY NEW YEAR TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy New Year!!! Stay safe there in Jersey. Lots of crazies on the road that night.

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