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clickity click · 12-30-2015, 06:34 PM

I had some JEWS in our place today and I offered them some food which they refused. I was told they only eat KOSHER food and I have no idea what this is so I am reaching out to GFY.

What exactly is KOSHER food?
How do I offer KOSHER food without offending?

Thanks

plaster · 12-30-2015, 06:35 PM

It's a brand, like kraft, but kosher. Check the pickle aisle.

Sarn · 12-30-2015, 06:48 PM

kosher meat eg

clickity click · 12-30-2015, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plaster

It's a brand, like kraft, but kosher. Check the pickle aisle.

I don't think so. Besides didn't Kraft go bust?

Juicy D. Links · 12-30-2015, 06:54 PM

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Sarn · 12-30-2015, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plaster

It's a brand, like kraft, but kosher. Check the pickle aisle.

same brand have Muslims "Halal"

good business for the Orthodox communities

MiamiBoyz · 12-30-2015, 07:08 PM

Bullshit marketing term for those bastards to get them to only buy from others in their cult.

clickity click · 12-30-2015, 07:10 PM

It's a serious question.

Serious answers only please.

L-Pink · 12-30-2015, 07:17 PM

It means never pay retail.

clickity click · 12-30-2015, 07:18 PM

Specifically, Kosher kids & Candy?

Yes, No, Why?

MiamiBoyz · 12-30-2015, 07:24 PM

Company: Will offer NY world's 1st certified kosher pot

Sarn · 12-30-2015, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickity click

Specifically, Kosher kids & Candy?

Yes, No, Why?

kosher or halal food is the one that is satisfied to religious requirements.(if the purchase is financed products orthodox society)

clickity click · 12-30-2015, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarn

kosher or halal food is the one that is satisfied to religious requirements.(if the purchase is financed products orthodox society)

Are Kosher foods not for Jews and Halal foods for Muslims?
What specifically determines if a Kosher food is ok to eat?

ErectMedia · 12-30-2015, 07:32 PM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kashrut

clickity click · 12-30-2015, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ErectMedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kashrut

Seen that already but was hoping for a simpler "GFY Version".

ErectMedia · 12-30-2015, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickity click

Seen that already but was hoping for a simpler "GFY Version".

GFY - Where The Industry Meets
GFY - Where The Jews Hang

Yeah sounds better

Sarn · 12-30-2015, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickity click

Are Kosher foods not for Jews and Halal foods for Muslims?
What specifically determines if a Kosher food is ok to eat?

of course not, we have many popular products mark as kosher.

exemplary shop

MiamiBoyz · 12-30-2015, 09:38 PM

I once sucked a Jew's cock and I could tell the difference in the taste of his jizz and I can only assume it was due to the kosher diet.

I am however, conducting further research to confirm this and will report back mid 2016 - Stay Tuned

NALEM · 12-30-2015, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickity click

I had some JEWS in our place today and I offered them some food which they refused. I was told they only eat KOSHER food and I have no idea what this is so I am reaching out to GFY.

What exactly is KOSHER food?
How do I offer KOSHER food without offending?

Thanks

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The Porn Nerd · 12-30-2015, 11:10 PM

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Paul Markham · 12-31-2015, 12:53 AM

Like Halal, it's a food safety preparation process and rules. Essential for people living in the desert before the invention of fridges. Today outmoded and just a way to fuck with people's heads.

It's like women covering their heads in church, as if any god would give a fuck if people covered their heads. In the Catholic Church, it's best the boys are covered from head to toe, to avoid tempting the priests.

Barry-xlovecam · 12-31-2015, 05:36 AM

Kosher Pamphlet
RTFM -- easy reading version

kkkkkk · 12-31-2015, 05:38 AM

Something about the avoidance of trafe through adherence to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kashrut I am by no means any form of expert though.

CaptainHowdy · 12-31-2015, 06:08 AM

They (the jewish) just want to make sure that the meat they're going to consume wasn't sacrificed to another god(s) ...

Struggle4Bucks · 12-31-2015, 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickity click

What exactly is KOSHER food?

You stir the food three times left and then 2 times right... In the meantime you'll have to hula hoop and touch your left ear with your right pink finger about every 10 seconds...

This sounds like a silly joke... right? But really... is it?

I was in a synagoge last week.... it's not only the food... they have rituals for almost everything... To me jews act like they have serious neurotic compulsive disorders...

Sarn · 12-31-2015, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks

You stir the food three times left and then 2 times right... In the meantime you'll have to hula hoop and touch your left ear with your right pink finger about every 10 seconds...

This sounds like a silly joke... right? But really... is it?

I was in a synagoge last week.... it's not only the food... they have rituals for almost everything... To me jews act like they have serious neurotic compulsive disorders...

full control of consciousness

Penny24Seven · 12-31-2015, 07:01 AM

I will tell you since nobody else will. It is all about how you kill the pig.
You have to use a knife and slit the throat and let it bleed out.
The pig has to die with a jewish knife. I forget what it is called but they have a name for it.
They cut it up using that same knife and that makes it prepared kosher.
After they they can put it in anything and mix it of whatever and it is still kosher unless you put it in with food that is not kosher or a container that was not cleaned and had non kosher food it in. Any of that ruins it.

Oracle Porn · 12-31-2015, 07:04 AM

Kosher foods are those that conform to the regulations of kashrut (Jewish dietary law).
Different streams in the religion interpret the regulations differently (some more harsh then others)
If your guest even had a glass of water in glass cup some would say it's not kosher because you use don't separate dishes between meat dishes and dairy dishes..... it's religious bullshit all in all.

Barry-xlovecam · 12-31-2015, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837

I will tell you since nobody else will. ...

That's a how you make Kosher ham sandwich -- who would have known

Is that an Izmel knive ?

Sarn · 12-31-2015, 07:28 AM

poor unfortunate kosher pigs

pimpmaster9000 · 12-31-2015, 09:04 AM

kosher food is made by oppressing paletinian people whilst the cook cooks

if no palestinian people were molested or oppressed during preparation then it aint kosher and jews wont eat it har har har!

Paul Markham · 12-31-2015, 09:50 AM

What is Kosher Food, Kosher Rules, Products, Definition, What Does Kosher Mean

oppoten · 12-31-2015, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ErectMedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kashrut

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickity click

Seen that already but was hoping for a simpler "GFY Version".

Wikipedia is heavily edited by Jews, and is one of Google's "seed sites". So I guess it's probably kosher

$money$ · 12-31-2015, 04:53 PM

Kosher means not cooked

O MARINA · 12-31-2015, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickity click

I had some JEWS in our place today and I offered them some food which they refused. I was told they only eat KOSHER food and I have no idea what this is so I am reaching out to GFY.

What exactly is KOSHER food?
How do I offer KOSHER food without offending?

Thanks

Meat & dairy products are consumed separately. Separate plate sets for each in the home. No pork or shell fish. Kosher meat slaughter process is different. Depends on how religious person is and what they observe.

Idigmygirls · 12-31-2015, 05:07 PM

Sadly, there is no "simple GFY" version. Kosher is a very silly ritualistic system that includes things like the food itself (pork is not Kosher, nor is shellfish); the preparation of the food (blessed by a Rabbi? Meat from animals slaughtered in a very specific way); and combinations of food (meat can only ever be served on a dish that has NEVER come into contact with anything dairy nor egg; dairy never being served on a dish that has ever come into contact with meat).

You can look for food that contains the label with a k in a circle, or you could tell your kosher "friends" to grow up and stop believing in voodoo.

I myself have no tolerance for this kind of crap. I had a family friend freak out and throw away all their "dairy dishes" once because meat touched a plate and they didn't know which one. They screamed like a child whose doll got taken away and basically went into hysterics. For what? Idiots.

j3rkules · 01-01-2016, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

I once sucked a Jew's cock and I could tell the difference in the taste of his jizz and I can only assume it was due to the kosher diet.

I am however, conducting further research to confirm this and will report back mid 2016 - Stay Tuned

CurrentlySober · 01-01-2016, 11:41 AM

Similar link as posted before, but this one goes to the SIMPLE WORDS version of wikipedia

https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosher

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Penny24Seven So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 6,289	I will tell you since nobody else will. It is all about how you kill the pig. You have to use a knife and slit the throat and let it bleed out. The pig has to die with a jewish knife. I forget what it is called but they have a name for it. They cut it up using that same knife and that makes it prepared kosher. After they they can put it in anything and mix it of whatever and it is still kosher unless you put it in with food that is not kosher or a container that was not cleaned and had non kosher food it in. Any of that ruins it. __________________ Our site is coming soon. It will be one of the best ever! I know so. Brian and Penny

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Idigmygirls Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 498	Sadly, there is no "simple GFY" version. Kosher is a very silly ritualistic system that includes things like the food itself (pork is not Kosher, nor is shellfish); the preparation of the food (blessed by a Rabbi? Meat from animals slaughtered in a very specific way); and combinations of food (meat can only ever be served on a dish that has NEVER come into contact with anything dairy nor egg; dairy never being served on a dish that has ever come into contact with meat). You can look for food that contains the label with a k in a circle, or you could tell your kosher "friends" to grow up and stop believing in voodoo. I myself have no tolerance for this kind of crap. I had a family friend freak out and throw away all their "dairy dishes" once because meat touched a plate and they didn't know which one. They screamed like a child whose doll got taken away and basically went into hysterics. For what? Idiots. __________________ Red Light Center - Adult Metaverse https://www.redlightcenter.com

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