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Penny24Seven · 01-10-2016, 08:51 AM

Ok so there are 292 million different combos.
The 1.5 billion will be about a billion lump sum of cash.
After taxes you have 620 million.
This of course if nobody wins but you. That is the gamble.
If you buy every combo you spend almost 300 million but for fuck sakes the numbers have never been 1,2,3,4,5 or 13,14,15,16,17 and so on so you don't buy anything like that and you cut out about 40 million tickets.
Also if you buy every combo you would win the million dollar prize 24 times as well
So you spend 250 million.

You win 620 million and another 24 million in 2nd place winning.
Probably another 2 or 3 million getting 4 of 5 right a shit load of times.
So 650 million at least.
Even if one other person wins and you only get 310 + the 40 million in other winnings you still profit 100 million.

The only problem is I think it would take months to print that many tickets off so you would have to have an organized group all over the place buying thousands and thousands of tickets non-stop. Maybe even 1000 people.

Ok who is in this with me? My idea your 250 million to invest? I will do the grunt work and we split the profit.

Ok one small problem, I just realized the tickets are 2 dollars each so it would cost around 500 million doing it my way. Or just take a chance and only get half the tickets. So it is like flipping a coin to make 400 million or having to kill yourself after you lose

seeandsee · 01-10-2016, 09:01 AM

just do it now

onwebcam · 01-10-2016, 09:19 AM

Except the the tickets cost $2. Nice trying, you lose.

edit.. I see you saw the error in your scenario.

Ferus · 01-10-2016, 09:22 AM

Penny24Seven · 01-10-2016, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam

Except the the tickets cost $2. Nice trying, you lose.

edit.. I see you saw the error in your scenario.

LOL yeah I realized it and had to go back, That puts a dent in the profit

RummyBoy · 01-10-2016, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

LOL yeah I realized it and had to go back, That puts a dent in the profit

ilnjscb · 01-10-2016, 09:38 AM

many of them will have been purchased, you can't control for that. Even if you could, lump sum is 806 million, and after taxes (fed, state) amount < 486 mil, so, even if you could buy them all, you still lose.

That scenario might be possible if it goes up again, but you'd need agents stationed at EVERY vendor with precise detailed instructions via their phone, and no mistakes. The profit might be 500 million, with $200 going to each of your agents and $125,000,000 to you. Assuming you had the $500 mil it took to set that all up. You could also just buy a hotel in Cuba.

ErectMedia · 01-10-2016, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

The only problem is I think it would take months to print that many tickets off so you would have to have an organized group all over the place buying thousands and thousands of tickets non-stop. Maybe even 1000 people.

I haven't left my house in years to buy tickets, fuck lines. I buy right online which is nice cause then ya don't have to run to the store for small earnings they just drop right into my account. Also no way to lose a ticket if you did hit it big. Started buying online years ago after I would find random tickets all over the place for small amounts that had expired already. With the current jackpot if your state doesn't have online buying I wouldn't wait till Wednesday night to buy as lines probably be like free hookers/blow/pepsi handout.

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ravo · 01-10-2016, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam

edit.. I see you saw the error in your scenario.

LOL, there's more than one error in his logic...

Penny24Seven · 01-10-2016, 10:02 AM

I know it is just in fun thinking about it.
The best part is reading the comments from people.

One girl was like "OMG if I win I am getting an all wheel drive truck with a pretty good sound system and it has to be safe so I would probably spend extra and get the safest one they have."
I don't think she understands what a billion dollars really is haha.

Another says they would get a farm and saves about 150 stray dogs that they see all the time that need a home, and if they can afford it open up a rescue to save more.
Another that has no clue what a billion really is haha.

Penny24Seven · 01-10-2016, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by ravo

LOL, there's more than one error in his logic...

LOL come on a ballparked quite a bit

and may have taken the high end on my guesses to make it sound better.
No doubt there would probably be 8 winners if it had ever been tried

Ferus · 01-10-2016, 02:29 PM

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Penny24Seven · 01-10-2016, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Ferus

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Most of my shit? Not even sure I should comment on a post so stupid. You think I am the only one who mentioned this?
First of all it is not serious. Anyone who has 300 million to piss away buying tickets would not be that stupid to risk it for such a small return. You would have to rely on thousands of people to help make it happen. It just can't happen.
So the answer is no I don't. Never been to that board until just now

Penny24Seven · 01-10-2016, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Ferus

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trolled me again,
fucked up if true OP

Idigmygirls · 01-10-2016, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

LOL come on a ballparked quite a bit

and may have taken the high end on my guesses to make it sound better.
No doubt there would probably be 8 winners if it had ever been tried

I recall that it has been tried (I don't remember where I read it, but I thought it was a California lotto a number of years ago). It is actually a successful strategy-concept. There is no doubt that at this level, there is a positive expected value (return on investment).

However, there are indeed many errors in your methodology. For one, you cannot omit any numbers just because they are "unlikely" 1,2,3,4,5,6 is just as likely as any other 6 number combo. The only issue with it is that it is either never played by a typical player (so it has a better chance of winning you 100%) or it is always played by many players (in which case your EV is very low). Either way, you have to do every possible combo to avoid a catastrophic loss.

You also grossly underestimate the winnings from hitting 3 number combos and similar low-number "money-back" kinds of winnings. That will return most of your money.

But, of course, the real issue is that without approval (which you can't get) there would be no way to coordinate a purchase and execute in time. Too bad,

brassmonkey · 01-10-2016, 05:41 PM

if i win i will invite you to my new home in a state that allows weed smokin! not that shit you find in the front yard.

SBJ · 01-10-2016, 05:47 PM

I bought $20 worth of tickets the other day and I wasn't expecting to win and it's only $20. I'll throw another 20 at it this week cause it's not going to break me. Last night 4 or 5 people won a million matching 5 numbers. That would be cool and your odds are a lot better to win that.

O MARINA · 01-10-2016, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837

Ok so there are 292 million different combos.
The 1.5 billion will be about a billion lump sum of cash.
After taxes you have 620 million.
This of course if nobody wins but you. That is the gamble.
If you buy every combo you spend almost 300 million but for fuck sakes the numbers have never been 1,2,3,4,5 or 13,14,15,16,17 and so on so you don't buy anything like that and you cut out about 40 million tickets.
Also if you buy every combo you would win the million dollar prize 24 times as well
So you spend 250 million.

You win 620 million and another 24 million in 2nd place winning.
Probably another 2 or 3 million getting 4 of 5 right a shit load of times.
So 650 million at least.
Even if one other person wins and you only get 310 + the 40 million in other winnings you still profit 100 million.

The only problem is I think it would take months to print that many tickets off so you would have to have an organized group all over the place buying thousands and thousands of tickets non-stop. Maybe even 1000 people.

Ok who is in this with me? My idea your 250 million to invest? I will do the grunt work and we split the profit.

Ok one small problem, I just realized the tickets are 2 dollars each so it would cost around 500 million doing it my way. Or just take a chance and only get half the tickets. So it is like flipping a coin to make 400 million or having to kill yourself after you lose

A+ for effort lmao.
Did you see there were 2 unclaimed powerball prizes in the last two years or so.

freecartoonporn · 01-10-2016, 07:00 PM

where you guys buying tickets online ?

SBJ · 01-10-2016, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

where you guys buying tickets online ?

just a guess.. The internet.

Penny24Seven · 01-10-2016, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

if i win i will invite you to my new home in a state that allows weed smokin! not that shit you find in the front yard.

LOL what are you talking about front yard. I buy it from the people in your state that drive it to Florida

Penny24Seven · 01-10-2016, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ

just a guess.. The internet.

Not sure if sarcastic

freecartoonporn · 01-10-2016, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ

just a guess.. The internet.

i tried buylottoonline.com and they are selling for 5 bucks .

mineistaken · 01-10-2016, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

for fuck sakes the numbers have never been 1,2,3,4,5 or 13,14,15,16,17 and so on so you don't buy anything like that and you cut out about 40 million tickets.

Not sure if trolling or serious.

Combo of 1 2 3 4 5 have exactly the same chances as some random 5 18 23 7 33.

Edit: just noticed it was already posted.

ErectMedia · 01-10-2016, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

where you guys buying tickets online ?

From my state...

Illinois Lottery Official Site: Buy Tickets Online and Get Winning Numbers

It's a beautiful thing, small winnings go straight into my account so don't have to wait in line at store to get $4 and if I get drunk no chance to lose big ticket if it did ever hit. Convenience also a dangerous thing, few beers and a $20 ticket might turn into $xxx. Doubting it works unless ya live here though.

brassmonkey · 01-10-2016, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837

LOL what are you talking about front yard. I buy it from the people in your state that drive it to Florida

it's illegal here. we would blaze baby skunk my fav

ErectMedia · 01-10-2016, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBJ

I bought $20 worth of tickets the other day and I wasn't expecting to win and it's only $20. I'll throw another 20 at it this week cause it's not going to break me. Last night 4 or 5 people won a million matching 5 numbers. That would be cool and your odds are a lot better to win that.

Threw $20 as well. This week pretty sure I'll at least go $40.

freecartoonporn · 01-10-2016, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ErectMedia

From my state...

Illinois Lottery Official Site: Buy Tickets Online and Get Winning Numbers

It's a beautiful thing, small winnings go straight into my account so don't have to wait in line at store to get $4 and if I get drunk no chance to lose big ticket if it did ever hit. Convenience also a dangerous thing, few beers and a $20 ticket might turn into $xxx. Doubting it works unless ya live here though.

thanks for the link.

ErectMedia · 01-10-2016, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

thanks for the link.

might not help unless you have a credit card registered to an Illinois address.

01-10-2016, 08:51 AM	#1
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