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02-15-2016, 10:23 PM
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I'm applying to become a sperm donor! Jazzem advise sought..
Anyone done this before? I have to give a jizz sample in a couple weeks, which they apparently analyze and determine if my sperm is desirable or not - what should I do to prepare and make my little guys most desirable? Don't drink booze or smoke weed, I assume. Eat lots of protein? Lift and stuff - what else?
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02-15-2016, 10:40 PM
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working on my tan
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Don't ask for gay porn when it's time to rub one out.
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02-15-2016, 11:00 PM
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I couldn't do it. Just thinking about me having unknown kids gives me the creeps.
Spread that seed man! |
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02-16-2016, 03:59 AM
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I couldn't do it. Just thinking about my kids being raised by some unknown creeps !
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02-16-2016, 06:51 AM
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times are that hard? also, what you did in the last three months will have an effect on your sperm. so if you drank heavy two months ago, it will effect what you jizz in a month. takes 3 months for sperm to mature.
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02-16-2016, 04:14 PM
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Though what you're saying about the 3 months makes me nervous that I won't get approved - I can think of several drank too heavy nights within the past couple months  |
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02-16-2016, 05:03 PM
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I could always pre-screen it for you - I just need a fresh sample
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02-16-2016, 05:23 PM
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02-16-2016, 06:20 PM
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See signature :)
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 On a serious note - do they screen for gayness? I would imagine some parents may be concerned about that (even if gayness is not passable to kids). |
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02-16-2016, 10:04 PM
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The way laws are getting so fucked, I would be concerned about paying child support sometime in the future...
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02-17-2016, 10:01 AM
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02-18-2016, 03:07 PM
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Starbuck (film - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia) As in; a couple of movies out in the past 5 years support what you're saying. All laced with a delivery wagon full of comedy, but it's all based in reality: List of people with the most children - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (see codename "Julio Iglasias" in the Males section) I'd think twice about it meself.
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