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pimpmaster9000 · 04-15-2016, 06:26 PM

you need the hairy ass

serbs do not lead a cuckold life style and are not genetically pre disposed to getting bent over and fucked like the US healthcare thing...a manly hairy ass is like a "one way" traffic sign, its a statement

DraX · 04-15-2016, 06:26 PM

I am moving to mars (About 23,900,000 results).

Horatio Caine · 04-15-2016, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

you need the hairy ass

serbs do not lead a cuckold life style and are not genetically pre disposed to getting bent over and fucked like the US healthcare thing...a manly hairy ass is like a "one way" traffic sign, its a statement

Im sure hairy asses and uncircumcised dicks is your specialty, son. Thats abot the only thing you can be proud of.

Mr Pheer · 04-15-2016, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

broad search results not exact

"this is exact"
this is broad

Ok you got me. I shouldnt interweb at 3am.

But here's an interesting one:
"serbian rape camps"
About 3,910 results (0.28 seconds)

"american rape camps"
2 results (0.18 seconds)

ilnjscb · 04-15-2016, 08:33 PM

Can anyone post some damn hot serbian chicks nude (did I need to say that? yes I did) and save this thread? c'mon, cruxafux, if you post some I promise i'll kick an american in the nutsack

OneHungLo · 04-15-2016, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

Ok you got me. I shouldnt interweb at 3am.

But here's an interesting one:
"serbian rape camps"
About 3,910 results (0.28 seconds)

"american rape camps"
2 results (0.18 seconds)

brassmonkey · 04-15-2016, 11:20 PM

make sure there's a foxhole near your place.

pimpmaster9000 · 04-16-2016, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

Ok you got me. I shouldnt interweb at 3am.

But here's an interesting one:
"serbian rape camps"
About 3,910 results (0.28 seconds)

"american rape camps"
2 results (0.18 seconds)

let me help you with searching, if you are looking for US government sanctioned rape camps, where 200.000 gay rapes/year happen every fucking year (LOL) then you need to interweb: "US prison system"

@200.000/year its organized government rape

you guys out-gay-rape in one year, 4 years of str8 rape by all 3 sides in a war shit hole x4

Dailymail.co.uk: American gay butty boys rape

spads · 04-16-2016, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

let me help you with searching, if you are looking for US government sanctioned rape camps, where 200.000 gay rapes/year happen every fucking year (LOL) then you need to interweb: "US prison system"

@200.000/year its organized government rape

you guys out-gay-rape in one year, 4 years of str8 rape by all 3 sides in a war shit hole x4

Dailymail.co.uk: American gay butty boys rape

So in Serbia two things are clear. One is that they don't teach the meaning of per capita (LOL at comparing totals of anything between US and Serbia). The second is that in Serbia the rape of convicted criminals is the same as the rape of innocent women and children :D

CaptainHowdy · 04-16-2016, 07:01 AM

Non serviam for me (?) ...

klinton · 04-16-2016, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine

Those aren't Serbs you numbnut. Those are Cyber SEO cousins from Siberia. You aren't fooling us.

pimpmaster9000 · 04-16-2016, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by spads

So in Serbia two things are clear. One is that they don't teach the meaning of per capita (LOL at comparing totals of anything between US and Serbia). The second is that in Serbia the rape of convicted criminals is the same as the rape of innocent women and children :D

per capita the USA has 20-40x more str8 rape than 3rd world shit hole serbia, but if you count the gay+str8 rape in the USA they outrape botswana

dyna mo · 04-16-2016, 08:16 AM

The amount of shit on the internet that shell shocked serb falls for is astounding.

Worldwide dick size studies, self reported convict rape stats.. What's next, how 3rd world countries have 1st world education systems?

Ahahahahahahahaahahahahaha

Reject.

xXXtesy10 · 04-16-2016, 09:15 AM

PirrTaste · 04-16-2016, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine

Those aren't Serbs you numbnut. Those are Cyber SEO cousins from Siberia. You aren't fooling us.

This is Serb:

Thats his hot Serbian bitch

and thats where your extra centimeter comes from.

Best Comment in the entire thread.

Horatio Caine · 04-16-2016, 11:33 AM

Im very humanitarian person and it breaks my heart to know that the only thing Serbians can pride themselves with is 1 centimeter of uncircumcised skin. Unemployment, prostitution, quality and lack of education, non-existing economy, lack of political strength or respect. No, 1 centimeter is all they got.

..
Oh, fuck it! Who am I kidding?

I'm laughing my ass off!!!

pimpmaster9000 · 04-16-2016, 01:55 PM

$25K/year

cuckold lifestyle

the black guy is your healthcare system, the woman is your wallet and you are sitting there with a tiny dick

Horatio Caine · 04-16-2016, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

$25K/year

cuckold lifestyle

the black guy is your healthcare system, the woman is your wallet and you are sitting there with a tiny dick

Perfect dipiction of Serbian family with black guy representing Turk or Albanian refugee in Germany nailing your sister for $10. And you can only wish about 25K a year sitting on that couch rubbing your floppy skin.

Penny24Seven · 04-16-2016, 02:19 PM

Is he really comparing cock size by country? Does he understand what Average means? Of the 300+ million people in the USA I only care about my cock and not the other 300 million LOL. The other 300 million do not mean anything when it comes to one person so because he says his country has a bigger average that means what? His cock is bigger? LOL Not even in first grade did we fight about this. What a fucking tool and the last post on page one sums it up HAHAHAHAH

AMDWarrior · 04-16-2016, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

it is a mission to reduce tiny dick in the world, serbs move to all countries and spread big dick genes and improve humanity...whilst other nations bother with shit like foreign policy or cheese, serbs make the world more big dick.

you are free to move to serbia, but you will be surrounded by big dick and big dick aura, it will make you feel like a pussyman...serbia is only for very very manly people with hairy asses and big big dick

Big Dicks? Well no wonder you should move...

Eh doesn't matter you're a big ass pussy anyway..

dyna mo · 04-16-2016, 03:37 PM

a little send-off poem for op:

moving to serbia
where they ho potaters and sleep in bomb craters
you can drink potato gin for a good buzz
what's that golden shower from above
USA sending its love

Horatio Caine · 04-16-2016, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837

Is he really comparing cock size by country? Does he understand what Average means? Of the 300+ million people in the USA I only care about my cock and not the other 300 million LOL. The other 300 million do not mean anything when it comes to one person so because he says his country has a bigger average that means what? His cock is bigger? LOL Not even in first grade did we fight about this. What a fucking tool and the last post on page one sums it up HAHAHAHAH

What else would this coward Serb brag about? His own 2 inch edamame? Please.

dyna mo · 04-16-2016, 03:53 PM

moving to serbia
where penis is size of labia
shell shocked serb down in crater
dont look hes a public masterbater

Mr Pheer · 04-16-2016, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

let me help you with searching, if you are looking for US government sanctioned rape camps, where 200.000 gay rapes/year happen every fucking year (LOL) then you need to interweb: "US prison system"

What prisoners do to each other in prison is different than what a country's soldiers do to refugees in refugee camps.

Unless maybe you mean, that our prisoners and your country's soldiers are all criminals? We finally agree on something.

Do you miss Slobodan Milosevic? Do you sit around and fondly think about all those times Uncle Slobby was bouncing you on his knee, telling you stories about how great Serbia never was, while sitting around the campfire at rape camp?

pimpmaster9000 · 04-16-2016, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

What prisoners do to each other in prison is different than what a country's soldiers do to refugees in refugee camp?

200.000 gay rapes per year in US government prisons, under US government supervision, in US gov uniforms (prison) and it has nothing to do with your government?

In the last 10 years over 2.000.000 TWO MILLION men have been gay raped in US gov buildings...that definitely has nothing to do with the US gov AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sounds legit

Man americans take traffic up the butty in US gov buildings...when they go to a healthcare facility, they take it up the butty....when they go to US college, more traffic for the butty...if they break the law, gay traffic for the butty...

Its a cuckold thing IMO IRL and MAGA what ever the fuck that means....

Horatio Caine · 04-16-2016, 07:09 PM

Where does this shitstained SErb finds 200K numbers? Gay rapes? Was he buttfucked in refugee camp or somfins?
Whats he smoking? His grandmother's toenails?

Mr Pheer · 04-17-2016, 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine

Where does this shitstained SErb finds 200K numbers? Gay rapes? Was he buttfucked in refugee camp or somfins?
Whats he smoking? His grandmother's toenails?

Uncle Slobby must have went balls deep in him at the rape camp.

pimpmaster9000 · 04-17-2016, 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine

Where does this shitstained SErb finds 200K numbers? Gay rapes? Was he buttfucked in refugee camp or somfins?
Whats he smoking? His grandmother's toenails?

More men raped in US than women when including prison sexual abuse | Daily Mail Online
https://www.hrw.org/news/2007/12/15/...ad-prison-rape
The Shame of Our Prisons: New*Evidence by David Kaiser | The New York Review of Books
Prison Rape: A Human Rights Crisis in the USA

In 2011, nearly 200,000 people were sexually abused in U.S. detention facilities. (Bureau of Justice Statistics)
In 2010, at least 140,000 inmates had been raped while incarcerated. (Human Rights Watch)

Horatio Caine · 04-17-2016, 12:32 PM

Dumb fucking Serb. Sexual assault is different from rape. One can slap another butt and be charged with sexual assault.
I realize its normal for you Serbs to greet another male with butt squeeze or lip to lip kiss but here its not a norm. Fucking idiot.

No wonder you are so fixated on rape issue.

Serb Learnt Rape and Murder - A Report by Richard Beeston The Times (UK) Borislav Herak de

pimpmaster9000 · 04-17-2016, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine

Dumb fucking Serb. Sexual assault is different from rape. One can slap another butt and be charged with sexual assault.
I realize its normal for you Serbs to greet another male with butt squeeze or lip to lip kiss but here its not a norm. Fucking idiot.

No wonder you are so fixated on rape issue.

Serb Learnt Rape and Murder - A Report by Richard Beeston The Times (UK) Borislav Herak de

Hrw has the rape figure at 140.000 it specifically says rape and I somehow doubt the sexual assault in prison is a pat on the butt LOL

usa is the gay rape capital of the world LOL

you outrape botswana per capita with the gay shit

Botswana

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klinton · 04-17-2016, 01:42 PM

god damn you are so annoying

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio

Hrw has the rape figure at 140.000 it specifically says rape and I somehow doubt the sexual assault in prison is a pat on the butt LOL

usa is the gay rape capital of the world LOL

you outrape botswana per capita with the gay shit

Botswana

B
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pimpmaster9000 · 04-17-2016, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by klinton

god damn you are so annoying

the truth hurts...government ran gay rape camps in the USA...and when they get out, healthcare rapes them and education...25K$/year medical expenses for family of 4 and houses in SF in the low "1 million"

move to serbia advantages:
-we are not down with that gay rape shit, that simply does not fly down here...not even in prison...
-no healthcare rape, 4$ insurance but everything is cheap anyway and US ranked
-free education US ranked
-reasonable real estate prices
-big dicks for the ladies...if you are gay you are shit out of luck down here

-cops will not shoot you
-no chubby people
-the whitest country in the world
-cheap prostitutes
-no terrorism, we are just too piss ant
-almost no crime, theres nothing to steal and crime went bankrupt, every part of the country is safe...
-freedom from the state through corruption, you can buy big bro off for cheap for petty stuff, not get gay raped like in the USA
-non spongy fruit for most of the year...during summer theres some sponge but not like in the USA like L pink eats
-no refugees that want to stay, we do not have to lift a finger
-you can get a yugo real cheap, its shit but you simply cant complain...

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Horatio Caine · 04-17-2016, 04:49 PM

It's a paradise on earth yet even refugees run through Serbia as fast as they can and would rather return to Syria than live in this dump

No wonder Serbia tops misery index.

World Misery Index: Serbia one of the poorest countries in the world | InSerbia News

Whitest country <----

pimpmaster9000 · 04-17-2016, 05:18 PM

No we aint got no welfare like the EU or USA so refugees go to you guys also they sense our big dick aura, they then know its better to move to less penile areas...

Our dicks are so big we have to compensate and drive yugos :2cents:

Horatio Caine · 04-17-2016, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio

No we aint got no welfare like the EU or USA so refugees go to you guys also they sense our big dick aura, they then know its better to move to less penile areas...

Our dicks are so big we have to compensate and drive yugos :2cents:

Quarter inch of your flopping dirty foreskin has nothing to do with anything. Those refugees aren't stupid. Your average monthly salary is $300 meaning their dreams of big welfare check will never come true. What would it be - $100 a month? Why would they trade one shithole for another. They will go to germany, start living their dream life, come to Serbia once in a while to fuck your sis for $10

And them Syrians probably have even bigger cock than shell shocked Serbs.

ITraffic · 04-17-2016, 07:32 PM

Mr Pheer · 04-18-2016, 01:33 AM

The bad thing about Serbia, is that it's full of Serbs.

pimpmaster9000 · 04-18-2016, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

The bad thing about Serbia, is that it's full of Serbs.

Horatio Caine · 04-18-2016, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

The bad thing about Serbia, is that it's full of Serbs.

And I am sure there are a lot of good Serbs out there but overall it is a major drawback.

pimpmaster9000 · 04-18-2016, 05:09 PM

I saw london has fallen its one of them potus and his best man movies where terrorists plot to kill world leaders and gerard butler saves potus...potus even killed a few terrorists but terrorists kill angela basset and this pisses off gerard butler and potus...

The level of brain wash in us movies and the glorification of potus as an action hero is very amusing for somebody who is watching from a free county LOL

Horatio Caine · 04-18-2016, 05:20 PM

We should all watch Oscar nominated Serbian movies. God damn, if I can only think of one.

Horatio Caine · 04-18-2016, 05:23 PM

WTF?

From the comments: "I kinda wanted to see this movie, just because of its reputation but is it seriously featuring newborn rape scenes? Then thats a no-no. not entertaining at all."
Yo, Slobodan, which movie is that?

L-Pink · 04-18-2016, 06:09 PM

Coward Serb ass-hat alert!

ITraffic · 04-18-2016, 06:11 PM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Serbian_Film

kkkkkk · 04-18-2016, 06:22 PM

L-Pink · 04-18-2016, 06:57 PM

Horatio Caine · 04-18-2016, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ITraffic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Serbian_Film

Oh my!! No wonder this shithead is fixated on ra-pe.

L-Pink · 04-18-2016, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by kkkkkk

This explained everything about our Serb idiot coward.

Relic · 04-18-2016, 08:32 PM

escorpio · 04-18-2016, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine

We should all watch Oscar nominated Serbian movies. God damn, if I can only think of one.

Serbia is too busy leading the world in medicine and education to fuck around making movies.

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Horatio Caine full-time aspiring rapper Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Compton, CA Posts: 5,746	Dumb fucking Serb. Sexual assault is different from rape. One can slap another butt and be charged with sexual assault. I realize its normal for you Serbs to greet another male with butt squeeze or lip to lip kiss but here its not a norm. Fucking idiot. No wonder you are so fixated on rape issue. Serb Learnt Rape and Murder - A Report by Richard Beeston The Times (UK) Borislav Herak de

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