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Midget Sex Story Scenarios
Gonna write some midget sex stories for a website I have. Here are some scenarios I have in mind. Do you have any idea you might want to add?
1. Santa Catches The Lesbian Elves 2. Maria Gets Banged By Mexican Midget Wrestlers 3. Leprechaun Shoots A Wad Of Gold 4. Clown Midget Does The Trapeze Lady (Loosely Based on "All I Want Is You" video by U2). 5. General Tom Thumb Fucks On Stage (Based on PT Barnum's Tom Thumb)
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Hired birthday party midget clown gives mother more than what she paid for.
Store-robbing midget that uses ductwork to pull off his crimes stumbles upon sexy scene in the womens' washroom below him and rubs one out through the vents. (Or you could have him fall through the vent and join in the action)
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A midget needs a poo and sits on the toilet and has one, but being so small he falls in and gets stuck. A female plumber is summoned to help him out, but before she can do so, she also needs a poo, and so has to sit on his lap and do it between his legs!
Of course, things don't go as planned, a mess is made and naturally, a good time is had by all ![]() I'd pay to view that ![]() |
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snow white and the seven dwarfs?
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Great idea, but was already done in the Italian classic "Biancaneve e i sette nani" or "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" by Luca Damiano. Ludmilla Antonova gets some midget sex.
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That is true. She only screwed one and it was for a short while.
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