A student failed in law & decided to make a deal with professor. - GoFuckYourself.com

freecartoonporn · 07-27-2016, 09:38 AM

Student: Sir, do you know everything about law?

Professor: Yes.

Student: So, If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you have to give me ?A? Grade.

Professor agreed.

Boy asked: ?What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical??

Professor thought about it for hours & pondered no answer.

He had to finally give up as he really did not know.

He gave the boy his ?A? Grade.

The following day, professor asked same question to his other students.

He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.

He asked one of the student.

He answered: ?Sir, you are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical.

Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal.

Your wife?s boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet you have given him an ?A? Grade, This is neither logical nor legal.?

The professor collapsed?

Coup · 07-27-2016, 09:44 AM

And after the professor came to, a soldier walked up to
him and punched him in the face. "God was busy so he sent me."

CaptainHowdy · 07-27-2016, 09:44 AM

Ahahahahahahaha!

scarlettcontent · 07-27-2016, 12:47 PM

Lol .

rogueteens · 07-27-2016, 01:12 PM

Having an affair is illegal?

2MuchMark · 07-27-2016, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal.

In what country?

Bama · 07-27-2016, 01:25 PM

Almost a great joke but it needs to be high school rather than college (professor implies college) and legal replace with the word ethical

Bama · 07-27-2016, 01:38 PM

Finals were quickly approaching and a student approached his teacher with an offer:

I will give you a week to research and then answer my question and if you can, I’ll take an F as my grade but if you can’t, I get to skip taking the final exam and you give me an A

The teacher agreed.

The boy asked: “What is ethical but not logical, logical but not ethical & neither ethical nor logical?”

The teacher thought about it for hours & even pondered through the night but still no answer and even after a week of research he had to finally give up as he really did not know.

He gave the boy his “A” Grade.

The following day, the teacher asked the same question to his other students.

He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.

He asked one of the student.

He answered: “Sir, you are 65, married to 23 yrs old woman; this is ethical but not logical.

Your wife, is having an affair with a 16 year old boy, this is logical but not ethical.

Your wife’s boyfriend gets to skip taking his finals & yet you have given him an “A” Grade, This is neither logical nor ethical.”

The Teacher collapsed…

Legal can't be an option as it fails the question in at least 1 of the circumstances given.. ie Giving an unearned grade to a student isn't illegal

freecartoonporn · 07-27-2016, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama

Finals were quickly approaching and a student approached his teacher with an offer:

I will give you a week to research and then answer my question and if you can, I?ll take an F as my grade but if you can?t, I get to skip taking the final exam and you give me an A

The teacher agreed.

The boy asked: ?What is ethical but not logical, logical but not ethical & neither ethical nor logical??

The teacher thought about it for hours & even pondered through the night but still no answer and even after a week of research he had to finally give up as he really did not know.

He gave the boy his ?A? Grade.

The following day, the teacher asked the same question to his other students.

He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.

He asked one of the student.

He answered: ?Sir, you are 65, married to 23 yrs old woman; this is ethical but not logical.

Your wife, is having an affair with a 16 year old boy, this is logical but not ethical.

Your wife?s boyfriend gets to skip taking his finals & yet you have given him an ?A? Grade, This is neither logical nor ethical.?

The Teacher collapsed?

Legal can't be an option as it fails the question in at least 1 of the circumstances given.. ie Giving an unearned grade to a student isn't illegal

now i got it.
the site is using synonyms and modifying jokes.

OneHungLo · 07-27-2016, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by **********

In what country?

Probably in an islamic one.

Twoface31 · 07-27-2016, 08:55 PM

ummmmm it sounds curious to me about this profesor....

07-27-2016, 09:38 AM	#1
freecartoonporn Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: NC Posts: 7,683	A student failed in law & decided to make a deal with professor. Student: Sir, do you know everything about law? Professor: Yes. Student: So, If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you have to give me ?A? Grade. Professor agreed. Boy asked: ?What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?? Professor thought about it for hours & pondered no answer. He had to finally give up as he really did not know. He gave the boy his ?A? Grade. The following day, professor asked same question to his other students. He was shocked when all of them raised their hands. He asked one of the student. He answered: ?Sir, you are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical. Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal. Your wife?s boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet you have given him an ?A? Grade, This is neither logical nor legal.? The professor collapsed? __________________ SSD Cloud Server, VPS Server, Simple Cloud Hosting \| DigitalOcean

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Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	Finals were quickly approaching and a student approached his teacher with an offer: I will give you a week to research and then answer my question and if you can, I’ll take an F as my grade but if you can’t, I get to skip taking the final exam and you give me an A The teacher agreed. The boy asked: “What is ethical but not logical, logical but not ethical & neither ethical nor logical?” The teacher thought about it for hours & even pondered through the night but still no answer and even after a week of research he had to finally give up as he really did not know. He gave the boy his “A” Grade. The following day, the teacher asked the same question to his other students. He was shocked when all of them raised their hands. He asked one of the student. He answered: “Sir, you are 65, married to 23 yrs old woman; this is ethical but not logical. Your wife, is having an affair with a 16 year old boy, this is logical but not ethical. Your wife’s boyfriend gets to skip taking his finals & yet you have given him an “A” Grade, This is neither logical nor ethical.” The Teacher collapsed… Legal can't be an option as it fails the question in at least 1 of the circumstances given.. ie Giving an unearned grade to a student isn't illegal Last edited by Bama; 07-27-2016 at 01:44 PM.. Reason: Left something out...

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07-27-2016, 01:25 PM	#7
Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	Almost a great joke but it needs to be high school rather than college (professor implies college) and legal replace with the word ethical

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