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in a van by the river
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If the aliens came today..
Would you post it on Facebook or instagram before they blasted you with a death ray?
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你自己去他媽的
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my fingers time faster than any ray
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So Fucking Banned
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Let's do some business!
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It's difficult to notice strange happenings while glued to a 5 inch screen.
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So Fucking Banned
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I need a beer
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They will welcome the believers
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Me think some Aliens are already posting on GFY
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- son, the house's on fire, get out now!
- ok, just to post it on fb, dad! - tag me |
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I don't want aliens to come, because aliens only cause mischief.
Name one movie or tv show that had aliens, where mischief did not result from them.
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www.scarlettcontent.net
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visit hardlinks.org
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They are already here
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🚨 PBBC International 🚨
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SMash da muthafukken liek buttan if u gettin wrecktally probed rite now
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Geo Cities
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If the aliens came today they would eat us, use us as slaves, or call themselfs refuges and get free homes and food.
Nothing good can come from welcoming the aliens. ![]()
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The Contact aliens didn't cause mischief because they weren't on the Earth.
E.T. caused lots of mischief. He hit Elliot with a baseball, causing him to destroy a pizza. He wrecked the kitchen. He tried to eat a toy car. He made Elliot become drunk who, in turn, caused complete mischief in biology class. The only non-mischievous aliens are the ones who stay home.
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b. if they built ships or structures that can travel these distances they don't need slaves to build them or anything else either. c. if they travel this far the ONLY possible thing they could need from us is water and even we have figured out how to prolong water use in space so the idea they would need to mine planets for water is just as unlikely. hawking's new found paranoia has a hidden agenda. He is basically daring governments to build defenses for such things which will in essence force us to work on future technology development--or at least plant the seed. A virtual cold war against a practically non existent enemy.
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Pay It Forward
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i would be out of the service area in my bunker. would not be posting a damn thing
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in a van by the river
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A. Aliens capable of traveling across galaxies will have likely long ago used up all of the useful resources on their home world. Their objective for space travel might be to collect resources to send back home or to acquire a new home. B. Their primary goal could also be to colonize other planets in order to grow their galactic empire. Just like the Spanish, French & British did with the "new world". They didn't care if someone else was already there, they just killed them or made them submit to their rule. |
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Let's do some business!
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Humans are capable of so many great things and we have done so many great things, yet we're still hungry, still thirsty, and still kill each other.
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