What'a your morning ritaul? - GoFuckYourself.com

Adnium_Ivana · 09-21-2016, 06:14 AM

So we were all gathered around the coffee machine like zombies this morning and we got to talking about how easy or difficult it is to get up in the morning for us and what our morning rituals are.

Basically only 1 person in the Adnium offices is an actual morning person (a liar)

My ritual:

- hit snooze at 7am
- hit sooze again at 7:10am
- get up at 7:20am
- stare blankly at a wall for 20 mins (my brain adjusting to the fact it has to be awake for the next 16 hours or so)
- shower & makeup by 8am
- no breakfast
- run out to catch the train at 8:05
- be on time by the hair of the dog (unless the subway breaks down)

What's yours?

Spunky · 09-21-2016, 06:34 AM

Up at 5 ,cereal,coffee . out the door at 7:30.

Look Chang · 09-21-2016, 06:36 AM

Exciting

Adnium_Ivana · 09-21-2016, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Up at 5 ,cereal,coffee . out the door at 7:30.

5AM?? When the hell do you go to bed the night before?

Rochard · 09-21-2016, 06:55 AM

5:30am: Wake up
6 am: Breakfast. Two eggs plus some veggies.
6:15 am: Half hour run. (This morning I extended my run!)
7 am: shoot hoops for half an hour.
7:30 am: return home, ensue my kid has a ride to school.
7:45 am - 8am: start work out.
8:45 am: Shower
9 am: Start work.

I do the same on the weekends although I'll wake up an hour later, and instead of starting work I'll go for a bike ride.

Spunky · 09-21-2016, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Adnium_Ivana

5AM?? When the hell do you go to bed the night before?

11 pm.I'm lucky if I get 4- 5 hours of sleep.

EddyTheDog · 09-21-2016, 06:59 AM

I climb into bed about 5/6am, that's it...

I've been nocturnal for as long as I can remember.....

TheLegacy · 09-21-2016, 07:00 AM

Up 6am - spend time with kids
7am - shower etc
7:30am - breakfast with kids
8am - get kids ready for school
8:20am - big kids off
8:40am - younger kids drive to play school
8:50am - Tim Horton's run
9am - at the computer check mail and touch base with team

J. Falcon · 09-21-2016, 07:12 AM

Surprised nobody has said wake and bake yet.

trevesty · 09-21-2016, 07:32 AM

Wake up.
Open Macbook.
Caffeine.
Work.
Caffiene again.
Work.
30-45m nap at some point.
Work.

Check gfy / reddit a couple times throughout the day leisurely.

CDSmith · 09-21-2016, 07:53 AM

I get up when I'm done sleeping.
Hit 'play' on the coffee maker.
Hit 'on' on the kitchen radio
Hit the bathroom
Make breakfast
Watch news, sports highlights whilst eating said breakfast and drinking said coffee.
Fire up office computer when I'm good and ready
Enjoy the rest of morning 'working'.

In other words living the dream.

Colmike9 · 09-21-2016, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Surprised nobody has said wake and bake yet.

I opened this thread to say that..

Struggle4Bucks · 09-21-2016, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Adnium_Ivana

What'a your morning ritaul?

Having a discussion about why I woke up at 3 pm; the dishes weren't done and why the rest of the house is a fucking mess too...

NatalieK · 09-21-2016, 08:57 AM

10ish wake to relax with morning coffee & some TV before checking my direct messages on my website. Flick through social media sites, check emails and update a profile or two.
Midday I head upstairs to sunbathe for an hour, sometimes go for a swim before bathing, hair, makeup by 2. My afternoon is either going out to shoot a scene for my website & clips for my profiles or putting my cam on for a couple of hours, depending the day, before walking to the shops for wine and some snacks, may have a glass of wine at the local bars before heading back to live cam all evening, checking on social media, editing the films, updating my sites and profiles and talking to you guys here at GFY

That's an average day for me & Gary

Ross · 09-21-2016, 09:04 AM

Hit snooze at 6am
Hit snooze at 6:09am
Hit snooze at 6:18am
Throw phone at the wall at 6:27am
Bathroom, brush my teeth 6:36am (damn phone doesnt break)
In the car heading to the gym 6:45am (no I don't shower before the gym)
Gym floor 6:55am
Shower 8:15am
In the car heading towards office 8:30am
Tim Hortons 8:45am for bagel and tea
Office at 8:50am

That's my summer schedule, it is coming to an end in the next 4 weeks when I will change my work out to evenings and be in the office from 7:45-8am.

The Porn Nerd · 09-21-2016, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I get up when I'm done sleeping.
Hit 'play' on the coffee maker.
Hit 'on' on the kitchen radio
Hit the bathroom
Make breakfast
Watch news, sports highlights whilst eating said breakfast and drinking said coffee.
Fire up office computer when I'm good and ready
Enjoy the rest of morning 'working'.

In other words living the dream.

This.

For those who work from home or are "the Boss", life is pretty sweet. For those of you who have to get up at some ungodly hour (6 am!!) to drag your ass to some office....well, all I can say is "suckas!!"

And COFFEE.

romeo22 · 09-21-2016, 01:15 PM

up at 6.30am coffee,toilet and 7.15ready for work

Relic · 09-21-2016, 01:41 PM

I don't do mornings.

CurrentlySober · 09-21-2016, 01:42 PM

Normally I wake myself with the sobbing and the crying I do in my sleep along with the coldness of the wet bedsheets around half five. If I'm lucky there will still be some vodka left in a bottle near enough for me to reach from the bed, so I'll drink that and wait for my carers to arrive. They let themselves in at about 7.30 and they wash and dress me and open the windows to let the smell out of my room. I dont mind it personally but it makes them gag for some reason...

Finally they both manoeuvre me into the electric hoist the council has installed, and lift me out of the bed and into my scooter infront of my desk. They then change my bedding and put my soiled sheets in the wash.

Normally I'm then left alone while they go out and run my errands for me and do my shopping (more vodka) and I'm left infront the computer to type 'i like poo' all day on GFY...

So not so much a 'ritual' as a sad lonely helpless routine...

Relic · 09-21-2016, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

a sad lonely helpless routine...

CurrentlySober · 09-21-2016, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Relic

At least he's got a big turkey behind him that he can catch and eat...

Relic · 09-21-2016, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

At least he's got a big turkey behind him that he can catch and eat...

That's the spirit.

Smack dat · 09-21-2016, 03:16 PM

Usually up about 4.45, hit snooze till just after 5. Get dressed and take a run, Hit the shower about 6 and sort the kids out for school.
Do the school run around 8.30 and am in work for around 9.30.

Have breakfast and a few coffees while reading the news and GFY.

pimpmaster9000 · 09-21-2016, 03:40 PM

up at 11am
feed cat
make large espresso with milk
sit with cat on balcony
make another espresso with milk
then I take a shit from all the espresso
breakfast @ 1pm
make another espresso with milk

EddyTheDog · 09-21-2016, 04:30 PM

If you all have these healthy lifestyles, why do all the people at the shows look so bloody UNhealthy?..

Remember the question is 'what is your morning ritual' - Not what you plan to start next week....

bronco67 · 09-21-2016, 05:21 PM

Beat my morning wood for a few seconds, but not to completion.

Morning coffee.

dillfly2000 · 09-21-2016, 06:33 PM

wake up
eat
shower
brush teeth
shave
walk to the gym while trying not to get stabbed
get stabbed anyway
hospital
home for a few weeks
attempt gym again

TheDynasty · 09-21-2016, 06:49 PM

My ritaul

Wake up give my cats some treats
Turn on Coffee
Check Email / Skype
Shower
Drink Coffee
Begain Working / Home Office

CurrentlySober · 09-22-2016, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relic

That's the spirit.

Paul Markham · 09-22-2016, 03:11 AM

Hit the dog for waking me up.
Check everyone has left.
Think about getting out of bed.
Hit the dog again for licking me.
Then after much nudging from one dog and barking from the other one, decide to get out of bed to feed them.
Collapse on the sofa and watch the news.

10.00 by now and time to decide what to have for lunch.

Troll GFY.

Jigster715 · 09-22-2016, 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Relic

sirkonstantine · 09-22-2016, 03:50 AM

Wake up at 2pm or 3 pm.
Lay in bed for an hour or two while I surf the web or play with my phone or day dream about stuff.
Go to the gym at 5 or 6 if it is gym day.
Eat breakfast (dinner meal for regular people) at 7 or whatever.
Shower and get dressed.
Off to the 24 hour coffee shop at 9pm.
Work until 4 or 6am.
Back to bed until I fall asleep -- whenever that is.

I wouldn't trade it for the world!

pornguy · 09-22-2016, 04:23 AM

Up at 5:30.
Walk dogs
Make lunch for son
6. Work 20 min
6:20 wake kid get him dressed and feed him.
6:45 walk him to school.
7:05 start work.

From there the day changes so damn fast its amazing.

I actually do fit in a work out during the day.

LetterTwenty7 · 09-22-2016, 04:46 AM

Interesting thread!

My morning routine is quite boring and standard. Get up at 8, eat, drink coffee, go outside to check what my dogs and cats are doing, start working around 9.

09-21-2016, 06:14 AM	#1
Adnium_Ivana Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,094	What'a your morning ritaul? So we were all gathered around the coffee machine like zombies this morning and we got to talking about how easy or difficult it is to get up in the morning for us and what our morning rituals are. Basically only 1 person in the Adnium offices is an actual morning person (a liar) My ritual: - hit snooze at 7am - hit sooze again at 7:10am - get up at 7:20am - stare blankly at a wall for 20 mins (my brain adjusting to the fact it has to be awake for the next 16 hours or so) - shower & makeup by 8am - no breakfast - run out to catch the train at 8:05 - be on time by the hair of the dog (unless the subway breaks down) What's yours? __________________ Skype - ivana.gsmi Email - [email protected] [URL="https://adnium.com/ref/3168"]

09-21-2016, 06:34 AM	#2
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Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 73,499	5:30am: Wake up 6 am: Breakfast. Two eggs plus some veggies. 6:15 am: Half hour run. (This morning I extended my run!) 7 am: shoot hoops for half an hour. 7:30 am: return home, ensue my kid has a ride to school. 7:45 am - 8am: start work out. 8:45 am: Shower 9 am: Start work. I do the same on the weekends although I'll wake up an hour later, and instead of starting work I'll go for a bike ride. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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09-21-2016, 06:59 AM	#7
EddyTheDog Just Doing My Own Thing Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon... Posts: 25,048	I climb into bed about 5/6am, that's it... I've been nocturnal for as long as I can remember.....

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09-21-2016, 07:32 AM	#10
trevesty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Midwest Posts: 3,806	Wake up. Open Macbook. Caffeine. Work. Caffiene again. Work. 30-45m nap at some point. Work. Check gfy / reddit a couple times throughout the day leisurely.

09-21-2016, 07:53 AM	#11
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	I get up when I'm done sleeping. Hit 'play' on the coffee maker. Hit 'on' on the kitchen radio Hit the bathroom Make breakfast Watch news, sports highlights whilst eating said breakfast and drinking said coffee. Fire up office computer when I'm good and ready Enjoy the rest of morning 'working'. In other words living the dream. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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NatalieK Natalie K Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Spain Posts: 19,298	10ish wake to relax with morning coffee & some TV before checking my direct messages on my website. Flick through social media sites, check emails and update a profile or two. Midday I head upstairs to sunbathe for an hour, sometimes go for a swim before bathing, hair, makeup by 2. My afternoon is either going out to shoot a scene for my website & clips for my profiles or putting my cam on for a couple of hours, depending the day, before walking to the shops for wine and some snacks, may have a glass of wine at the local bars before heading back to live cam all evening, checking on social media, editing the films, updating my sites and profiles and talking to you guys here at GFY That's an average day for me & Gary __________________ My official site Semi exclusive custom clips My affiliate program First time girls Skype: gspotproductions - "Converting traffic into income since 2005"

09-21-2016, 09:04 AM	#15
Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	Hit snooze at 6am Hit snooze at 6:09am Hit snooze at 6:18am Throw phone at the wall at 6:27am Bathroom, brush my teeth 6:36am (damn phone doesnt break) In the car heading to the gym 6:45am (no I don't shower before the gym) Gym floor 6:55am Shower 8:15am In the car heading towards office 8:30am Tim Hortons 8:45am for bagel and tea Office at 8:50am That's my summer schedule, it is coming to an end in the next 4 weeks when I will change my work out to evenings and be in the office from 7:45-8am.

09-21-2016, 01:15 PM	#17
romeo22 你自己去他媽的 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 23,347	up at 6.30am coffee,toilet and 7.15ready for work

09-21-2016, 01:41 PM	#18
Relic So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 10,300	I don't do mornings.

09-21-2016, 01:42 PM	#19
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,592	Normally I wake myself with the sobbing and the crying I do in my sleep along with the coldness of the wet bedsheets around half five. If I'm lucky there will still be some vodka left in a bottle near enough for me to reach from the bed, so I'll drink that and wait for my carers to arrive. They let themselves in at about 7.30 and they wash and dress me and open the windows to let the smell out of my room. I dont mind it personally but it makes them gag for some reason... Finally they both manoeuvre me into the electric hoist the council has installed, and lift me out of the bed and into my scooter infront of my desk. They then change my bedding and put my soiled sheets in the wash. Normally I'm then left alone while they go out and run my errands for me and do my shopping (more vodka) and I'm left infront the computer to type 'i like poo' all day on GFY... So not so much a 'ritual' as a sad lonely helpless routine... __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

09-21-2016, 03:16 PM	#23
Smack dat So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 4,613	Usually up about 4.45, hit snooze till just after 5. Get dressed and take a run, Hit the shower about 6 and sort the kids out for school. Do the school run around 8.30 and am in work for around 9.30. Have breakfast and a few coffees while reading the news and GFY.

09-21-2016, 03:40 PM	#24
pimpmaster9000 Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 26,732	up at 11am feed cat make large espresso with milk sit with cat on balcony make another espresso with milk then I take a shit from all the espresso breakfast @ 1pm make another espresso with milk __________________ Report a suspicious cracker: Click Here

09-21-2016, 04:30 PM	#25
EddyTheDog Just Doing My Own Thing Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon... Posts: 25,048	If you all have these healthy lifestyles, why do all the people at the shows look so bloody UNhealthy?.. Remember the question is 'what is your morning ritual' - Not what you plan to start next week....

09-21-2016, 05:21 PM	#26
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09-21-2016, 06:49 PM	#28
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09-22-2016, 03:11 AM	#30
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Hit the dog for waking me up. Check everyone has left. Think about getting out of bed. Hit the dog again for licking me. Then after much nudging from one dog and barking from the other one, decide to get out of bed to feed them. Collapse on the sofa and watch the news. 10.00 by now and time to decide what to have for lunch. Troll GFY. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

09-22-2016, 03:50 AM	#32
sirkonstantine Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 281	Wake up at 2pm or 3 pm. Lay in bed for an hour or two while I surf the web or play with my phone or day dream about stuff. Go to the gym at 5 or 6 if it is gym day. Eat breakfast (dinner meal for regular people) at 7 or whatever. Shower and get dressed. Off to the 24 hour coffee shop at 9pm. Work until 4 or 6am. Back to bed until I fall asleep -- whenever that is. I wouldn't trade it for the world!

09-22-2016, 04:23 AM	#33
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	Up at 5:30. Walk dogs Make lunch for son 6. Work 20 min 6:20 wake kid get him dressed and feed him. 6:45 walk him to school. 7:05 start work. From there the day changes so damn fast its amazing. I actually do fit in a work out during the day. __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

09-22-2016, 04:46 AM	#34
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