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TheDynasty · 09-26-2016, 11:21 AM

Who do you think will win tonights Debate?

mineistaken · 09-26-2016, 11:25 AM

Emperor is going to win. Although GFY libsters were more than sure of Hitlary crushing Trump in debates.
Lets see

Rochard · 09-26-2016, 12:02 PM

I am going to go with Clinton. She has so much more experience in debating, politics, and government.

Tonight will be amusing. Trump will be trying to stay on script and Clinton will be trying to push his buttons to send Trump off message. Clinton will be trying wow us with facts and knowledge. At the same time, Clinton sometimes comes off as being "cold" and if she gets angry it will look bad for her.

If I was in the Clinton camp.... I would be going with "You need to release your taxes" and then follow up with "What are you hiding".

Either way it will be amusing. I can't wait.

plaster · 09-26-2016, 12:04 PM

Clinton starts coughing attack at 51 minutes... 72 minutes her eyes roll back and her smile freezes.
So trump will win...

onwebcam · 09-26-2016, 12:11 PM

I'm banking on Hillary collapsing as well. No way she can handle 90 minutes with no break.

nico-t · 09-26-2016, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I am going to go with Clinton. She has so much more experience in debating, politics, and government.

Tonight will be amusing. Trump will be trying to stay on script and Clinton will be trying to push his buttons to send Trump off message. Clinton will be trying wow us with facts and knowledge. At the same time, Clinton sometimes comes off as being "cold" and if she gets angry it will look bad for her.

If I was in the Clinton camp.... I would be going with "You need to release your taxes" and then follow up with "What are you hiding".

Either way it will be amusing. I can't wait.

You've got it completely backwards. I predict Clinton is the one who will desperately cling on her script, you can bet your ass she is nervous as hell. Trump is way better in improvising and i bet he is way more relaxed than her (if they haven't drugged Clinton with horse tranquilizers).

Coup · 09-26-2016, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDynasty

Who do you think will win tonights Debate?

There will be two winners tonight. Trump...

And America

SuckOnThis · 09-26-2016, 12:44 PM

If Trump just stands there for 90 minutes and doesn't say a word the media will declare him a winner. The media loves a horse race, forces the candidates to spend millions more in ads.

This sums up the problem right here....

Evil Chris · 09-26-2016, 12:46 PM

I will win.

Because instead of watching that, I'll have the Jays/Yankees game on.

Joshua G · 09-26-2016, 12:53 PM

the liberal media will say trump lost, no matter what happens.

so theres that.

bronco67 · 09-26-2016, 12:58 PM

Imagine Donald Trump getting 2 full minutes to ramble his platitudes and non-facts -- several times over 90 minutes with no commercial breaks. You're going to hear some fucking nonsense for the ages.

2MuchMark · 09-26-2016, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Imagine Donald Trump getting 2 full minutes to ramble his platitudes and non-facts -- several times over 90 minutes with no commercial breaks. You're going to hear some fucking nonsense for the ages.

This is where a strong moderator comes in. Hopefully he does his jobs and keeps Trump & Clinton on-topic.

Sly · 09-26-2016, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Imagine Donald Trump getting 2 full minutes to ramble his platitudes and non-facts -- several times over 90 minutes with no commercial breaks. You're going to hear some fucking nonsense for the ages.

He's done it his whole life, not going to be much different. All of his rambling and platitudes are already out there, what is tonight really going to add to that?

If Hill can't show strong health for 90 minutes, she's done.

Rochard · 09-26-2016, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

You've got it completely backwards. I predict Clinton is the one who will desperately cling on her script, you can bet your ass she is nervous as hell. Trump is way better in improvising and i bet he is way more relaxed than her (if they haven't drugged Clinton with horse tranquilizers).

I don't think Clinton is nervous at all. Short of Clinton going into a sneezing fit and her eyes rolling into the back of her head as mentioned above, she has little reason to worry unless she says something really bad.

mineistaken · 09-26-2016, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I don't think Clinton is nervous at all.

Interesting thought...

nico-t · 09-26-2016, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

lol... those are photoshopped... I hope? If not then i feel for the viewers of this """news""" channel

nico-t · 09-26-2016, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I don't think Clinton is nervous at all. Short of Clinton going into a sneezing fit and her eyes rolling into the back of her head as mentioned above, she has little reason to worry unless she says something really bad.

I believe you're way off here. It's do or die for her. For Trump, not so much. Add to that that verbally and off the cuff Trump is stronger, realer. Once he catches Hillary off guard she's done

Rochard · 09-26-2016, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

I believe you're way off here. It's do or die for her. For Trump, not so much. Add to that that verbally and off the cuff Trump is stronger, realer. Once he catches Hillary off guard she's done

And I see the direct opposite.

This is do or die for Trump. If he doesn't do well tonight, he will look like an ass. If Clinton only holds her own, she'll do fine.

Either way it will be highly entertaining.

crockett · 09-26-2016, 01:49 PM

Trump will say a bunch of talking point phrases with zero substance his cult will go rahh rahh while anyone with a brain wonders how he got this far...

Hillary will talk with at least some common sense but will seem stale and be seen as just another politician and those who are not of the Trump cult will wonder how they got stuck with her while the Trump cult claims it wasn't Hillary but a body double.

Both sides will claim victory and no one will be able to tell them different..

mineistaken · 09-26-2016, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

Trump cult claims it wasn't Hillary but a body double.

kane · 09-26-2016, 02:12 PM

There are two different levels of expectation here. Hillary will be expected to be presidential and to be on message and present her ideas and vision for the future. People will expect her to be good because she has a lot of experience and has basically been working towards this moment for 20 years.

All people expect of Trump is that he act like an adult. So long as he doesn't spend all of his time calling Hillary names and he comes off as being at least reasonably prepared people will give him a lot of credit and he will benefit from this.

Basically, it is Hillary's to lose. If I were her I would make my points, stay away from name calling and let Trump talk as much as possible. He has proven when he doesn't have a teleprompter he can't go three sentences without insulting someone. If I were Hillary I would be nervous. She doesn't have a whole lot to gain her, but a lot to lose and Trump is just the opposite. He has little to lose and a lot to gain.

All that said, I will be watching the Mariners play the Astros instead of this shit show. If something crazy happens during it the story will be all over the news (and GFY) so I can catch it later.

mineistaken · 09-26-2016, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

And I see the direct opposite.

Her momentum was going downhill these days/weeks. Even libsters like Mark Prince started to really worry about her chances. This is the chance for her to come back or not.
Trump in underdog.

It is a must for Hilary and she is nervous, I can bet on that.

bronco67 · 09-26-2016, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

Basically, it is Hillary's to lose. If I were her I would make my points, stay away from name calling and let Trump talk as much as possible. He has proven when he doesn't have a teleprompter he can't go three sentences without insulting someone.

.

I was thinking the 2 minutes he has to speak is going to be tough for him. It's not the urge to insult and entertain he needs to overcome, but just not knowing anything will make him look like an idiot who has no business applying for the job. Anyone can control their impulse to insult and be a bully (maybe even Trump), but you can't go from knowing jack shit to someone who actually knows shit.

mineistaken · 09-26-2016, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

I was thinking the 2 minutes he has to speak is going to be tough for him. It's not the urge to insult and entertain he needs to overcome, but just not knowing anything will make him look like an idiot who has no business applying for the job. Anyone can control their impulse to insult and be a bully (maybe even Trump), but you can't go from knowing jack shit to someone who actually knows shit.

You will be unpleasantly surprised.

TampaToker · 09-26-2016, 05:43 PM

Jennifer Flowers has just been seated

Rochard · 09-26-2016, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Her momentum was going downhill these days/weeks. Even libsters like Mark Prince started to really worry about her chances. This is the chance for her to come back or not.
Trump in underdog.

It is a must for Hilary and she is nervous, I can bet on that.

Trump has narrowed the gap, but there is still a gap. Romney was a lot closer to Obama, and he still lost.

Horatio Caine · 09-26-2016, 05:46 PM

TKO win for Clinton. 15 minutes in Doritos Clown will have saliva all over his microphone.
Can't wait. 15 more minutes.
Dutch people, get your wooden clogs on and start waking up your downstairs neighbors. This is going to be awesome.

Horatio Caine · 09-26-2016, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

and he still lost.

By the fucking mile.

mineistaken · 09-26-2016, 05:55 PM

https://www.timeanddate.com/time/zones/est - number 1/2 result in google has the wrong time by one hour?

directfiesta · 09-26-2016, 06:05 PM

ClintOn can only lose :

- If trump fucks up, it is expected
- if nobody fucks up , Trump wins, as he is expected to fuck up
- if Clinton fucks up , Trump wins big time
- If both fuck up, Trump wins as it was expecyted he fucked up but not expected Clinton does.

So, TRUMP wins the debate

nico-t · 09-26-2016, 06:08 PM

Hillary reading from a teleprompter

SuckOnThis · 09-26-2016, 06:16 PM

Trump is sick and on xanax.

#lowenergy #orangeSniffler

SuckOnThis · 09-26-2016, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

Hillary reading from a teleprompter

Are no teleprompters in the debates. Of course if you lived in the US you would know that.

crockett · 09-26-2016, 06:32 PM

Trumps audit will never be finished lol

nico-t · 09-26-2016, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

Are no teleprompters in the debates. Of course if you lived in the US you would know that.

it was sarcasm for her robotic studied opening 'answer', genius

crockett · 09-26-2016, 06:40 PM

This is a hilarious debate.. I wasn't gonna watch it but they are going at each other like cats and dogs..

SuckOnThis · 09-26-2016, 06:43 PM

Trump: "I get audited every year" Yes, because you're a crook!!

Horatio Caine · 09-26-2016, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

Trump: "I get audited every year" Yes, because you're a crook!!

So why would he show his 2014, 2013 or 2012 returns? Still being audited?

mineistaken · 09-26-2016, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

it was sarcasm for her robotic studied opening 'answer', genius

Some GFYers think these robotic studied answers means she is winning the debate

It is all about your oratory skills it seems

TheDynasty · 09-26-2016, 08:15 PM

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Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 72,971	I am going to go with Clinton. She has so much more experience in debating, politics, and government. Tonight will be amusing. Trump will be trying to stay on script and Clinton will be trying to push his buttons to send Trump off message. Clinton will be trying wow us with facts and knowledge. At the same time, Clinton sometimes comes off as being "cold" and if she gets angry it will look bad for her. If I was in the Clinton camp.... I would be going with "You need to release your taxes" and then follow up with "What are you hiding". Either way it will be amusing. I can't wait. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,232	I will win. Because instead of watching that, I'll have the Jays/Yankees game on. __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

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bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,035	Imagine Donald Trump getting 2 full minutes to ramble his platitudes and non-facts -- several times over 90 minutes with no commercial breaks. You're going to hear some fucking nonsense for the ages. __________________

09-26-2016, 11:25 AM	#2
mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	Emperor is going to win. Although GFY libsters were more than sure of Hitlary crushing Trump in debates. Lets see

09-26-2016, 12:04 PM	#4
plaster So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 2,295	Clinton starts coughing attack at 51 minutes... 72 minutes her eyes roll back and her smile freezes. So trump will win...

09-26-2016, 12:11 PM	#5
onwebcam Fake Nick 1.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Rent free, your head Posts: 27,653	I'm banking on Hillary collapsing as well. No way she can handle 90 minutes with no break.

09-26-2016, 12:44 PM	#8
SuckOnThis So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In my head Posts: 6,844	If Trump just stands there for 90 minutes and doesn't say a word the media will declare him a winner. The media loves a horse race, forces the candidates to spend millions more in ads. This sums up the problem right here....

09-26-2016, 12:53 PM	#10
Joshua G dumb libs love censorship Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 8,198	the liberal media will say trump lost, no matter what happens. so theres that.

09-26-2016, 01:49 PM	#19
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	Trump will say a bunch of talking point phrases with zero substance his cult will go rahh rahh while anyone with a brain wonders how he got this far... Hillary will talk with at least some common sense but will seem stale and be seen as just another politician and those who are not of the Trump cult will wonder how they got stuck with her while the Trump cult claims it wasn't Hillary but a body double. Both sides will claim victory and no one will be able to tell them different..

09-26-2016, 02:12 PM	#21
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	There are two different levels of expectation here. Hillary will be expected to be presidential and to be on message and present her ideas and vision for the future. People will expect her to be good because she has a lot of experience and has basically been working towards this moment for 20 years. All people expect of Trump is that he act like an adult. So long as he doesn't spend all of his time calling Hillary names and he comes off as being at least reasonably prepared people will give him a lot of credit and he will benefit from this. Basically, it is Hillary's to lose. If I were her I would make my points, stay away from name calling and let Trump talk as much as possible. He has proven when he doesn't have a teleprompter he can't go three sentences without insulting someone. If I were Hillary I would be nervous. She doesn't have a whole lot to gain her, but a lot to lose and Trump is just the opposite. He has little to lose and a lot to gain. All that said, I will be watching the Mariners play the Astros instead of this shit show. If something crazy happens during it the story will be all over the news (and GFY) so I can catch it later.

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TampaToker Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Location: Tampa Posts: 5,827	Jennifer Flowers has just been seated __________________ Icq 247-742-205

09-26-2016, 05:46 PM	#27
Horatio Caine full-time aspiring rapper Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Compton, CA Posts: 5,746	TKO win for Clinton. 15 minutes in Doritos Clown will have saliva all over his microphone. Can't wait. 15 more minutes. Dutch people, get your wooden clogs on and start waking up your downstairs neighbors. This is going to be awesome.

09-26-2016, 05:55 PM	#29
mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	https://www.timeanddate.com/time/zones/est - number 1/2 result in google has the wrong time by one hour?

09-26-2016, 06:05 PM	#30
directfiesta Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Punta Cana, DR Posts: 29,585	ClintOn can only lose : - If trump fucks up, it is expected - if nobody fucks up , Trump wins, as he is expected to fuck up - if Clinton fucks up , Trump wins big time - If both fuck up, Trump wins as it was expecyted he fucked up but not expected Clinton does. So, TRUMP wins the debate

09-26-2016, 06:08 PM	#31
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	Hillary reading from a teleprompter

09-26-2016, 06:16 PM	#32
SuckOnThis So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In my head Posts: 6,844	Trump is sick and on xanax. #lowenergy #orangeSniffler

09-26-2016, 06:32 PM	#34
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	Trumps audit will never be finished lol

09-26-2016, 06:40 PM	#36
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	This is a hilarious debate.. I wasn't gonna watch it but they are going at each other like cats and dogs..

09-26-2016, 06:43 PM	#37
SuckOnThis So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In my head Posts: 6,844	Trump: "I get audited every year" Yes, because you're a crook!!

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