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![]() Looking to upgrade my playlist with new slow/sexy songs.
You fix a drink, put on some music, slow dance... Some of my favorites: |
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We just flip on CNN and fuck to Anderson Cooper.
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I just play Donald Trump speeches so the girls know I'm a dominant male.
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Anyway. I banged a chick with this on repeat in the background.
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My first few on my "hot night" playlist. I quietly slip it on via remote as I'm getting drinks ready in the kitchen, by the time #3 starts I'm at second base and we're getting hot and heavy, works everytime
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When I lived in Philly in the 90's, I had some summertime 2am sex in a cramped loft with a tall blonde from one of my classes. There was no AC and we were dripping with sweat, and then this song came on the radio. It was perfect.
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My goal is to be embraced after cumming by the opening notes of this song, if not, too much effort. There's nothing like having just cum after amazing sex and listening to this together, it bonds you and ensures a second date, the lyrics are a binding agreement between two spirits ![]() |
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I love "the effort" which is no effort, just great time to me.
Lets look at it from the technical perspective. According to your playlist description it is something like 10 minutes of effort and 10 minutes of sex for you. Ps: it does not matter, just take this for example. So here is how I see it: You have 12 hours a day. 10 minutes out of those for "effort", 10 minutes for sex. And 11 hours 40 minutes for something else. While effort is no better than sex, it is still better than anything else I do that day. So by this simple logic I would love to expend 10 minute effort into 20 or 30 or whatever. Just because those would be more enjoyable minutes than whatever else I may be doing with them ![]() A bit too technical, but I think you get my point of view ![]() |
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I just like the sound of the moans, the pussy farts, and so on ...
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Dis when I wanna fuck
Dis when I wanna make sweet, tender love |
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On a serious note - I was not sure if you were not serious about "effort" part because I know people who dislike foreplay and also all the things before foreplay. So those people also consider it as an effort rather than pleasure. ![]() |
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Lol at all these people dat don't cue up the best slow jams ever
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Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Barry White.
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Wouldn't have the girl I do being that culturally regimented op.
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this, when i sober up on the way home and realize she's butt-ugly
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Isn't R Kelly is a Peado?
What a selection, if I was a girl I'd run.... hehe |
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i cunt a4d a woman nor a place to bring her back 2...
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so keep it classy and do it in a public bathroom stall
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how none of y'all have posted this yet is beyond me. so fucking perfect.
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I put GYPSY music on and we set off firecrackers with my GF to piss off our Slovakian neighbours.
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^^^fuck yes, top ten at least
I love how you put 'sex' in quotes. with your posts I can't even begin to fathom what you're into, I have a wicked imagination but even it won't let me venture down that path. your computer search history alone must be epic though ![]()
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Forgot to add the grunts ... all that stuff shouldn't be muffled by music.
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I have this playing low in the background. I think the moaning is kind of hot |
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I like both of these songs (massive attack and nine inch nails), but I would not put it on my playlist. It seems like those would work better on "rock and rool" kind of ladies and not the best for vanilla women. I mean they would still work, just not as good as vanilla music, imho.
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By the time we got back to my place, there was no need to worry about music.
In the studio, I would play something with a good hard beat to get the going. Your suggestions would send them to sleep. |
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